| Song | Craig |
| Artist | Stephen Lynch |
| Album | The Craig Machine |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Lynch | |
| Everyone knows | |
| JesusThe guy who healed the lame. | |
| Well I am | |
| Jesus's brother | |
| Craig is my name. | |
| Jesus is the | |
| Prince of | |
| Peace.Jesus is the | |
| Lamb.Jesus is the | |
| Son of God | |
| But Craig don't give a damn. | |
| Because when | |
| Craig's in sight | |
| We'll party all damn night. | |
| I don't turn water into wine | |
| But into cold | |
| Coors Light. | |
| I'm not my brother, | |
| I know,Don't walk on | |
| H2O,But I got hydroponic ******t that me and | |
| Judas grow. | |
| I'm ******' | |
| CraigI'm ******' | |
| CraigYeah | |
| I'm ******' | |
| CraigCraig | |
| ChristI hang out with | |
| Lepers,Barabas and | |
| Salome.Jesus's friends are called | |
| Apostles.Those dudes are totally gay. | |
| Jesus performs miracles | |
| From Galilee to | |
| Rome.But it would be a miracle | |
| If he brought a ****** lady home. | |
| Because when | |
| Jesus is prayin' | |
| ****** Craig is layin' | |
| Every lady in the | |
| TestamentYou know what im sayin? | |
| I won't die for your sins | |
| Like my famous kin. | |
| But if you have a little sister | |
| Then theres room at this inn. | |
| I'm ******' | |
| Craig.Yeah | |
| I'm ******' | |
| Craig.****** | |
| Craig.Craig | |
| Christ.Jesus was our mothers fav. | |
| All her love to him she gave. | |
| But there's no sibling rivalry | |
| When he's nailed to that tree. | |
| YeahAnd now the question for you | |
| Is not "What Would Jesus Do?" | |
| But where will you be | |
| When the Craig | |
| Machine comes partyin' through? | |
| And if the | |
| Lord will allow | |
| You've got to ask yourself how,and who and why and when and where is your messiah now? | |
| It's ******' | |
| Craig.It's | |
| ****** Craig. | |
| ******' Craig. | |
| ******' Craig. | |
| Craig Christ. | |
| Craig Christ. | |
| Craig Christ. | |
| I'm ******' | |
| Craig. |
| zuo qu : Lynch | |
| Everyone knows | |
| JesusThe guy who healed the lame. | |
| Well I am | |
| Jesus' s brother | |
| Craig is my name. | |
| Jesus is the | |
| Prince of | |
| Peace. Jesus is the | |
| Lamb. Jesus is the | |
| Son of God | |
| But Craig don' t give a damn. | |
| Because when | |
| Craig' s in sight | |
| We' ll party all damn night. | |
| I don' t turn water into wine | |
| But into cold | |
| Coors Light. | |
| I' m not my brother, | |
| I know, Don' t walk on | |
| H2O, But I got hydroponic t that me and | |
| Judas grow. | |
| I' m ' | |
| CraigI' m ' | |
| CraigYeah | |
| I' m ' | |
| CraigCraig | |
| ChristI hang out with | |
| Lepers, Barabas and | |
| Salome. Jesus' s friends are called | |
| Apostles. Those dudes are totally gay. | |
| Jesus performs miracles | |
| From Galilee to | |
| Rome. But it would be a miracle | |
| If he brought a lady home. | |
| Because when | |
| Jesus is prayin' | |
| Craig is layin' | |
| Every lady in the | |
| TestamentYou know what im sayin? | |
| I won' t die for your sins | |
| Like my famous kin. | |
| But if you have a little sister | |
| Then theres room at this inn. | |
| I' m ' | |
| Craig. Yeah | |
| I' m ' | |
| Craig. | |
| Craig. Craig | |
| Christ. Jesus was our mothers fav. | |
| All her love to him she gave. | |
| But there' s no sibling rivalry | |
| When he' s nailed to that tree. | |
| YeahAnd now the question for you | |
| Is not " What Would Jesus Do?" | |
| But where will you be | |
| When the Craig | |
| Machine comes partyin' through? | |
| And if the | |
| Lord will allow | |
| You' ve got to ask yourself how, and who and why and when and where is your messiah now? | |
| It' s ' | |
| Craig. It' s | |
| Craig. | |
| ' Craig. | |
| ' Craig. | |
| Craig Christ. | |
| Craig Christ. | |
| Craig Christ. | |
| I' m ' | |
| Craig. |
| zuò qǔ : Lynch | |
| Everyone knows | |
| JesusThe guy who healed the lame. | |
| Well I am | |
| Jesus' s brother | |
| Craig is my name. | |
| Jesus is the | |
| Prince of | |
| Peace. Jesus is the | |
| Lamb. Jesus is the | |
| Son of God | |
| But Craig don' t give a damn. | |
| Because when | |
| Craig' s in sight | |
| We' ll party all damn night. | |
| I don' t turn water into wine | |
| But into cold | |
| Coors Light. | |
| I' m not my brother, | |
| I know, Don' t walk on | |
| H2O, But I got hydroponic t that me and | |
| Judas grow. | |
| I' m ' | |
| CraigI' m ' | |
| CraigYeah | |
| I' m ' | |
| CraigCraig | |
| ChristI hang out with | |
| Lepers, Barabas and | |
| Salome. Jesus' s friends are called | |
| Apostles. Those dudes are totally gay. | |
| Jesus performs miracles | |
| From Galilee to | |
| Rome. But it would be a miracle | |
| If he brought a lady home. | |
| Because when | |
| Jesus is prayin' | |
| Craig is layin' | |
| Every lady in the | |
| TestamentYou know what im sayin? | |
| I won' t die for your sins | |
| Like my famous kin. | |
| But if you have a little sister | |
| Then theres room at this inn. | |
| I' m ' | |
| Craig. Yeah | |
| I' m ' | |
| Craig. | |
| Craig. Craig | |
| Christ. Jesus was our mothers fav. | |
| All her love to him she gave. | |
| But there' s no sibling rivalry | |
| When he' s nailed to that tree. | |
| YeahAnd now the question for you | |
| Is not " What Would Jesus Do?" | |
| But where will you be | |
| When the Craig | |
| Machine comes partyin' through? | |
| And if the | |
| Lord will allow | |
| You' ve got to ask yourself how, and who and why and when and where is your messiah now? | |
| It' s ' | |
| Craig. It' s | |
| Craig. | |
| ' Craig. | |
| ' Craig. | |
| Craig Christ. | |
| Craig Christ. | |
| Craig Christ. | |
| I' m ' | |
| Craig. |