Love Song Lyrics
| Song | Love Song |
| Artist | Stephen Lynch |
| Album | The Craig Machine |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| If I had a hammer, | |
| I'd build a house for two. | |
| And if I had a sailing ship, | |
| I'd take a trip with you. | |
| And if I had a poets hand, | |
| I'd write a verse for thee. | |
| And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you'd be. | |
| But I don't have a hammer | |
| And I dont have a ship | |
| So I can't build your house | |
| And we can't take a trip | |
| And I'll never be a poet | |
| Nor have the painter's grace | |
| So I'll never write your verse | |
| Nor immortalize your face | |
| And also I have herpes... |
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