Vanilla Ice Cream Lyrics
| Song | Vanilla Ice Cream |
| Artist | Stephen Lynch |
| Album | The Craig Machine |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing<b> | |
| In</b> matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will <b>have a</b> sting | |
| Just don't take it personally, this is no attack | |
| But we will never last because | |
| I am white and you are...also white | |
| I only like black girls and brown girls, the café au lait | |
| Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away | |
| If your a nubian, | |
| I want you to-be in every fantasy | |
| But if you're a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for me | |
| Oh I hate vanilla ice cream, | |
| I like chocolate instead | |
| I hope she likes her soul food with a little | |
| Wonder Bread | |
| Don't call it | |
| Jungle Fever cause that just isn't right | |
| I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white | |
| I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait | |
| Caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away. | |
| If you're a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out | |
| It is no mystery, | |
| I like a sister see that's what | |
| I'm talkin about | |
| Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory", and we'll sing | |
| Christmas carols round the old | |
| Kwanza tree | |
| But color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class | |
| It's all about her heart, okay it's partly about that ass | |
| I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the café au lait | |
| Caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me away | |
| If you're a honkey, you're singin the wrong key, it's the honest truth | |
| The skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the | |
| Fountain of | |
| Youth.Thomas | |
| Jefferson. | |
| Robert DeNiro. | |
| David Bowie. | |
| To a certain extent... | |
| Ted Dansen. | |
| Strom Thurmond!!! | |
| Strom Thurmond!!! yeeeahh... |
| Have a seat and listen, please don' t say a thing b | |
| In b matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will b have a b sting | |
| Just don' t take it personally, this is no attack | |
| But we will never last because | |
| I am white and you are... also white | |
| I only like black girls and brown girls, the cafe au lait | |
| Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away | |
| If your a nubian, | |
| I want you tobe in every fantasy | |
| But if you' re a whitey, say nightynighty, your just not the girl for me | |
| Oh I hate vanilla ice cream, | |
| I like chocolate instead | |
| I hope she likes her soul food with a little | |
| Wonder Bread | |
| Don' t call it | |
| Jungle Fever cause that just isn' t right | |
| I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white | |
| I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the cafe au lait | |
| Caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away. | |
| If you' re a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out | |
| It is no mystery, | |
| I like a sister see that' s what | |
| I' m talkin about | |
| Our wedding song will be " Ebony and Ivory", and we' ll sing | |
| Christmas carols round the old | |
| Kwanza tree | |
| But color is not the issue here, it' s dignity, it' s class | |
| It' s all about her heart, okay it' s partly about that ass | |
| I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the cafe au lait | |
| Caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me away | |
| If you' re a honkey, you' re singin the wrong key, it' s the honest truth | |
| The skin that she' s dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the | |
| Fountain of | |
| Youth. Thomas | |
| Jefferson. | |
| Robert DeNiro. | |
| David Bowie. | |
| To a certain extent... | |
| Ted Dansen. | |
| Strom Thurmond!!! | |
| Strom Thurmond!!! yeeeahh... |
| Have a seat and listen, please don' t say a thing b | |
| In b matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will b have a b sting | |
| Just don' t take it personally, this is no attack | |
| But we will never last because | |
| I am white and you are... also white | |
| I only like black girls and brown girls, the café au lait | |
| Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away | |
| If your a nubian, | |
| I want you tobe in every fantasy | |
| But if you' re a whitey, say nightynighty, your just not the girl for me | |
| Oh I hate vanilla ice cream, | |
| I like chocolate instead | |
| I hope she likes her soul food with a little | |
| Wonder Bread | |
| Don' t call it | |
| Jungle Fever cause that just isn' t right | |
| I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white | |
| I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait | |
| Caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away. | |
| If you' re a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out | |
| It is no mystery, | |
| I like a sister see that' s what | |
| I' m talkin about | |
| Our wedding song will be " Ebony and Ivory", and we' ll sing | |
| Christmas carols round the old | |
| Kwanza tree | |
| But color is not the issue here, it' s dignity, it' s class | |
| It' s all about her heart, okay it' s partly about that ass | |
| I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the café au lait | |
| Caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me away | |
| If you' re a honkey, you' re singin the wrong key, it' s the honest truth | |
| The skin that she' s dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the | |
| Fountain of | |
| Youth. Thomas | |
| Jefferson. | |
| Robert DeNiro. | |
| David Bowie. | |
| To a certain extent... | |
| Ted Dansen. | |
| Strom Thurmond!!! | |
| Strom Thurmond!!! yeeeahh... |
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