| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 小猪P |
| [00:00.007] | 作曲 : 小猪P |
| [00:00.14] | 【注意：歌词内容为虚构，非真实情况】 |
| [00:10.13] | 然后 作文题目是... |
| [00:12.39] | 如果人生是一本书 |
| [00:13.83] | 你会考虑读者的意见 |
| [00:15.41] | 还是 写自己的东西 |
| [00:17.02] | 作为 作为作者 |
| [00:18.52] | 这不 就两个题吗 |
| [00:20.04] | 一个不难 另外一种不难 |
| [00:21.64] | 数学不难 |
| [00:22.37] | 英语不难 |
| [00:23.17] | 作文不难 |
| [00:23.99] | 浙大不难 |
| [00:24.76] | 我们杭高人眼里 |
| [00:26.18] | 应该不会有难的试卷 |
| [00:27.70] | 认识林欢的都知道 |
| [00:29.34] | 我觉得 我觉得高考不难 |
| [00:30.92] | 其实我说实话 |
| [00:32.22] | 里面的大多数人是比较慌 |
| [00:34.02] | 但其实多留二十分钟 |
| [00:35.38] | 没有什么用 |
| [00:36.36] | 没有什么用 |
| [00:37.10] | 我本来想再等五分钟 |
| [00:38.90] | 提前拎着包出来 |
| [00:40.21] | 他说 只允许提前一个小时 |
| [00:41.91] | 就只能休息一下 |
| [00:43.32] | 怎么说呢？ |
| [00:44.09] | 怎么说呢！ |
| [00:44.83] | emm 也没怎么没怎么复习 |
| [00:46.40] | 没有什么没有什么难的题目 |
| [00:49.73] | 我们杭高人眼里 |
| [00:50.98] | 应该不会有难的试卷 |
| [00:52.42] | 我 林欢的眼里 |
| [00:54.06] | 高考试卷 简单！ |
| [00:55.65] | 看我 能提前拎着包出来 |
| [00:57.42] | 肯定觉得不难不难 |
| [00:58.77] | 作文不难 |
| [00:59.60] | 选择不难 |
| [01:00.47] | 交卷不难 |
| [01:01.14] | 监考不难 |
| [01:01.89] | 其实我说实话 |
| [01:03.10] | 里面绝大多数人是比较慌 |
| [01:04.94] | 题目都没有做完 |
| [01:06.49] | 所以就没敢出来吧 |
| [01:08.04] | 在我看来我们只需要 |
| [01:09.66] | 在有限的时间里 |
| [01:10.81] | 做最好的自己 |
| [01:11.72] | 是吧 是吧 |
| [01:12.72] | 高考不难 |
| [01:13.46] | 是吧 是吧 |
| [01:14.31] | 按照平时考试的规律 |
| [01:15.78] | 尽量希望一个小时交卷 |
| [01:17.40] | 但当时 监考老师说 |
| [01:19.04] | 不允许 不允许 |
| [01:20.45] | 语文前面没什么好检查的 |
| [01:22.08] | 就又去看了两遍 |
| [01:23.72] | 数学英语选择作文 |
| [01:25.08] | 简单简单 不难不难 |
| [01:26.66] | 其实我说实话 |
| [01:27.64] | 里面大多数人都比较差 |
| [01:29.72] | 监考老师 比较差 |
| [01:31.26] | 高考试卷 比较差 |
| [01:32.80] | 怎么说呢 |
| [01:33.62] | 也没什么复习 |
| [01:34.59] | 就 很常规 |
| [01:35.87] | 没有什么特别超纲 |
| [01:37.47] | 特别难的东西吧~ |
| [01:39.00] | 我林欢 |
| [01:39.94] | 觉得高考试卷 |
| [01:40.89] | 特别简单！ |
| [01:41.73] |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : xiao zhu P |
| [00:00.007] | zuo qu : xiao zhu P |
| [00:00.14] | zhu yi: ge ci nei rong wei xu gou, fei zhen shi qing kuang |
| [00:10.13] | ran hou zuo wen ti mu shi... |
| [00:12.39] | ru guo ren sheng shi yi ben shu |
| [00:13.83] | ni hui kao lv du zhe de yi jian |
| [00:15.41] | hai shi xie zi ji de dong xi |
| [00:17.02] | zuo wei zuo wei zuo zhe |
| [00:18.52] | zhe bu jiu liang ge ti ma |
| [00:20.04] | yi ge bu nan ling wai yi zhong bu nan |
| [00:21.64] | shu xue bu nan |
| [00:22.37] | ying yu bu nan |
| [00:23.17] | zuo wen bu nan |
| [00:23.99] | zhe da bu nan |
| [00:24.76] | wo men hang gao ren yan li |
| [00:26.18] | ying gai bu hui you nan de shi juan |
| [00:27.70] | ren shi lin huan de dou zhi dao |
| [00:29.34] | wo jue de wo jue de gao kao bu nan |
| [00:30.92] | qi shi wo shuo shi hua |
| [00:32.22] | li mian di da duo shu ren shi bi jiao huang |
| [00:34.02] | dan qi shi duo liu er shi fen zhong |
| [00:35.38] | mei you shen me yong |
| [00:36.36] | mei you shen me yong |
| [00:37.10] | wo ben lai xiang zai deng wu fen zhong |
| [00:38.90] | ti qian lin zhe bao chu lai |
| [00:40.21] | ta shuo zhi yun xu ti qian yi ge xiao shi |
| [00:41.91] | jiu zhi neng xiu xi yi xia |
| [00:43.32] | zen me shuo ne? |
| [00:44.09] | zen me shuo ne! |
| [00:44.83] | emm ye mei zen me mei zen me fu xi |
| [00:46.40] | mei you shen me mei you shen me nan de ti mu |
| [00:49.73] | wo men hang gao ren yan li |
| [00:50.98] | ying gai bu hui you nan de shi juan |
| [00:52.42] | wo lin huan de yan li |
| [00:54.06] | gao kao shi juan jian dan! |
| [00:55.65] | kan wo neng ti qian lin zhe bao chu lai |
| [00:57.42] | ken ding jue de bu nan bu nan |
| [00:58.77] | zuo wen bu nan |
| [00:59.60] | xuan ze bu nan |
| [01:00.47] | jiao juan bu nan |
| [01:01.14] | jian kao bu nan |
| [01:01.89] | qi shi wo shuo shi hua |
| [01:03.10] | li mian jue da duo shu ren shi bi jiao huang |
| [01:04.94] | ti mu dou mei you zuo wan |
| [01:06.49] | suo yi jiu mei gan chu lai ba |
| [01:08.04] | zai wo kan lai wo men zhi xu yao |
| [01:09.66] | zai you xian de shi jian li |
| [01:10.81] | zuo zui hao de zi ji |
| [01:11.72] | shi ba shi ba |
| [01:12.72] | gao kao bu nan |
| [01:13.46] | shi ba shi ba |
| [01:14.31] | an zhao ping shi kao shi de gui lv |
| [01:15.78] | jin liang xi wang yi ge xiao shi jiao juan |
| [01:17.40] | dan dang shi jian kao lao shi shuo |
| [01:19.04] | bu yun xu bu yun xu |
| [01:20.45] | yu wen qian mian mei shen me hao jian cha de |
| [01:22.08] | jiu you qu kan le liang bian |
| [01:23.72] | shu xue ying yu xuan ze zuo wen |
| [01:25.08] | jian dan jian dan bu nan bu nan |
| [01:26.66] | qi shi wo shuo shi hua |
| [01:27.64] | li mian da duo shu ren dou bi jiao cha |
| [01:29.72] | jian kao lao shi bi jiao cha |
| [01:31.26] | gao kao shi juan bi jiao cha |
| [01:32.80] | zen me shuo ne |
| [01:33.62] | ye mei shen me fu xi |
| [01:34.59] | jiu hen chang gui |
| [01:35.87] | mei you shen me te bie chao gang |
| [01:37.47] | te bie nan de dong xi ba |
| [01:39.00] | wo lin huan |
| [01:39.94] | jue de gao kao shi juan |
| [01:40.89] | te bie jian dan! |
| [01:41.73] |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : xiǎo zhū P |
| [00:00.007] | zuò qǔ : xiǎo zhū P |
| [00:00.14] | zhù yì: gē cí nèi róng wèi xū gòu, fēi zhēn shí qíng kuàng |
| [00:10.13] | rán hòu zuò wén tí mù shì... |
| [00:12.39] | rú guǒ rén shēng shì yī běn shū |
| [00:13.83] | nǐ huì kǎo lǜ dú zhě de yì jiàn |
| [00:15.41] | hái shì xiě zì jǐ de dōng xī |
| [00:17.02] | zuò wéi zuò wéi zuò zhě |
| [00:18.52] | zhè bù jiù liǎng gè tí ma |
| [00:20.04] | yí gè bù nán lìng wài yī zhǒng bù nán |
| [00:21.64] | shù xué bù nán |
| [00:22.37] | yīng yǔ bù nán |
| [00:23.17] | zuò wén bù nán |
| [00:23.99] | zhè dà bù nán |
| [00:24.76] | wǒ men háng gāo rén yǎn lǐ |
| [00:26.18] | yīng gāi bú huì yǒu nán de shì juàn |
| [00:27.70] | rèn shi lín huān de dōu zhī dào |
| [00:29.34] | wǒ jué de wǒ jué de gāo kǎo bù nán |
| [00:30.92] | qí shí wǒ shuō shí huà |
| [00:32.22] | lǐ miàn dí dà duō shù rén shì bǐ jiào huāng |
| [00:34.02] | dàn qí shí duō liú èr shí fēn zhōng |
| [00:35.38] | méi yǒu shén me yòng |
| [00:36.36] | méi yǒu shén me yòng |
| [00:37.10] | wǒ běn lái xiǎng zài děng wǔ fēn zhōng |
| [00:38.90] | tí qián līn zhe bāo chū lái |
| [00:40.21] | tā shuō zhǐ yǔn xǔ tí qián yí gè xiǎo shí |
| [00:41.91] | jiù zhǐ néng xiū xī yī xià |
| [00:43.32] | zěn me shuō ne? |
| [00:44.09] | zěn me shuō ne! |
| [00:44.83] | emm yě méi zěn me méi zěn me fù xí |
| [00:46.40] | méi yǒu shén me méi yǒu shén me nán de tí mù |
| [00:49.73] | wǒ men háng gāo rén yǎn lǐ |
| [00:50.98] | yīng gāi bú huì yǒu nán de shì juàn |
| [00:52.42] | wǒ lín huān de yǎn lǐ |
| [00:54.06] | gāo kǎo shì juàn jiǎn dān! |
| [00:55.65] | kàn wǒ néng tí qián līn zhe bāo chū lái |
| [00:57.42] | kěn dìng jué de bù nán bù nán |
| [00:58.77] | zuò wén bù nán |
| [00:59.60] | xuǎn zé bù nán |
| [01:00.47] | jiāo juàn bù nán |
| [01:01.14] | jiān kǎo bù nán |
| [01:01.89] | qí shí wǒ shuō shí huà |
| [01:03.10] | lǐ miàn jué dà duō shù rén shì bǐ jiào huāng |
| [01:04.94] | tí mù dōu méi yǒu zuò wán |
| [01:06.49] | suǒ yǐ jiù méi gǎn chū lái ba |
| [01:08.04] | zài wǒ kàn lái wǒ men zhǐ xū yào |
| [01:09.66] | zài yǒu xiàn de shí jiān lǐ |
| [01:10.81] | zuò zuì hǎo de zì jǐ |
| [01:11.72] | shì ba shì ba |
| [01:12.72] | gāo kǎo bù nán |
| [01:13.46] | shì ba shì ba |
| [01:14.31] | àn zhào píng shí kǎo shì de guī lǜ |
| [01:15.78] | jǐn liàng xī wàng yí gè xiǎo shí jiāo juàn |
| [01:17.40] | dàn dāng shí jiān kǎo lǎo shī shuō |
| [01:19.04] | bù yǔn xǔ bù yǔn xǔ |
| [01:20.45] | yǔ wén qián miàn méi shén me hǎo jiǎn chá de |
| [01:22.08] | jiù yòu qù kàn le liǎng biàn |
| [01:23.72] | shù xué yīng yǔ xuǎn zé zuò wén |
| [01:25.08] | jiǎn dān jiǎn dān bù nán bù nán |
| [01:26.66] | qí shí wǒ shuō shí huà |
| [01:27.64] | lǐ miàn dà duō shù rén dōu bǐ jiào chà |
| [01:29.72] | jiān kǎo lǎo shī bǐ jiào chà |
| [01:31.26] | gāo kǎo shì juàn bǐ jiào chà |
| [01:32.80] | zěn me shuō ne |
| [01:33.62] | yě méi shén me fù xí |
| [01:34.59] | jiù hěn cháng guī |
| [01:35.87] | méi yǒu shén me tè bié chāo gāng |
| [01:37.47] | tè bié nán de dōng xī ba |
| [01:39.00] | wǒ lín huān |
| [01:39.94] | jué de gāo kǎo shì juàn |
| [01:40.89] | tè bié jiǎn dān! |
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