| Ring-a-ling with the telephone | |
| Is the man of the house home | |
| Your master card is overdue | |
| We need a payment from you | |
| Right now | |
| Right away | |
| I ain't got nothing to send you today | |
| But I'm gonna give you all your money | |
| Soon as I get paid | |
| The joint was jumping | |
| It was Saturday night | |
| Her hair was long | |
| And her dress was tight | |
| I looked at her | |
| She looked at me | |
| And the champagne started flowing | |
| Till a quarter to three | |
| Look Mr. Bartender | |
| I'm gonna make it okay | |
| I?ll give you all your money | |
| Soon as I get paid | |
| Monday morning | |
| Money's gone | |
| It's a doggone shame | |
| Don't worry | |
| I?ll get you straight | |
| We'll be fine | |
| You'll get yours | |
| When I get mine | |
| Got a letter | |
| From the IRS | |
| Saying your tax return | |
| Is a terrible mess | |
| We want our money | |
| We don't like to wait | |
| Please come in and see us | |
| On such and such a date | |
| Right now | |
| Right away | |
| Don't get crazy | |
| Don't try no mess | |
| Or we'll take all your money | |
| Soon as you get paid | |
| Soon as you get paid |