| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 湫刀鱼Saury |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 湫刀鱼Saury |
| [00:02.000] | 编曲 : 湫刀鱼Saury |
| [00:05.95] | 编曲：湫刀鱼Saury |
| [00:07.70] | 调教：湫刀鱼Saury |
| [00:09.39] | 混音：湫刀鱼Saury |
| [00:11.10] | 演唱：初音未来 |
| [00:12.76] | 和声：初音未来 徵羽摩柯 |
| [00:29.57] | 世上有一种人 总喜欢无故搬弄是非 |
| [00:32.75] | 自我贴上文艺青年的标签 谁都看不入眼 |
| [00:36.27] | 说到文艺 我不敢说自己很文艺 |
| [00:39.90] | 但是说到专业 我至少比你更加专业 |
| [00:42.43] | 一而再 再而三 三番五次蹬鼻子上脸 |
| [00:45.87] | 智商相差甚远 素质不在同一区间 |
| [00:49.24] | 跟你对话好像在和动物聊天 |
| [00:51.88] | 用小号 偷看我空间 |
| [00:53.62] | 怎么样 有没有看见你意淫的猥琐画面 |
| [00:56.55] | 吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮 吃了还说葡萄酸 |
| [00:59.58] | 五味杂陈的感情 除了爱 总要找个人来把恨分担 |
| [01:03.42] | 于是我 义无反顾地成了包揽低贱人格的臭皮囊 |
| [01:07.95] | 为你承担所有后果的替罪羊 |
| [01:10.26] | 君子成人之美 不成人之恶 小人反是 |
| [01:13.27] | 我忘了小人不识字 |
| [01:15.27] | 我比较大 也不记你的过 |
| [01:17.15] | 巭（gū） 孬（nāo） 嫑（biáo） 烎（yín） |
| [01:18.82] | 大家跟我一起念 |
| [01:20.57] | 功夫不好 不要开火 |
| [01:24.42] | 年轻现代诗人堕入这段旅程 |
| [01:31.27] | 可怜他太过情深 |
| [01:34.68] | （那么深 那么真） |
| [01:38.15] | 理想再远大唯独口袋没有钱 |
| [01:44.97] | 要怎么苟且一生 |
| [01:48.41] | （慢慢挣 慢慢省） |
| [02:05.13] | 一个和尚挑水喝 两个和尚抬水喝 |
| [02:07.94] | 三个和尚没水喝 是否这样变得很好喝？ |
| [02:11.59] | 童话故事听太多 穿过厌倦的左耳朵 |
| [02:15.00] | 可没想到 它又渗出漏雨透风的右耳朵 |
| [02:18.86] | 多行不义必自毙 多才多艺必自闭 |
| [02:22.80] | 觉得为人低调 不爱炫耀 的人都是辣鸡 |
| [02:25.71] | 翻别人的家境 看别人的背景 |
| [02:27.43] | 逼别人自暴自弃 |
| [02:29.00] | 不度德量力 看来是看了太多狗血电视剧 |
| [02:32.55] | 你是小人 为达目的 不择手段 |
| [02:35.59] | 我是伪君子 为达目的 不计成本 |
| [02:38.98] | 大家都是贪财好色的俗人 |
| [02:41.33] | 同为败类 多一个字 是要更虔诚 |
| [02:43.89] | 但要小心我是南郭先生 |
| [02:45.87] | 这位小人 噢不这位先生 请您反馈一下 |
| [02:48.83] | 我们的词 写得软不够软 |
| [02:50.52] | 是否符合 您的尺寸 与您的手感 |
| [02:53.11] | 反正您提了意见我们也不会改 |
| [02:55.64] | 你懂我的 我宠你嘛 |
| [02:57.44] | 满大街的柠檬 吃一个又怎么了嘛 你忙吧 |
| [03:00.43] | 见缝插针还扬言插得不够深 |
| [03:07.26] | 说什么有猿无粪 |
| [03:10.68] | （生意人 才骗人） |
| [03:14.15] | 柿子捡软的捏骨头挑硬的啃 |
| [03:20.98] | 都在欺负老诗人 |
| [03:24.35] | （当诗人 不骂人） |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : jiao dao yu Saury |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : jiao dao yu Saury |
| [00:02.000] | bian qu : jiao dao yu Saury |
| [00:05.95] | bian qu: jiao dao yu Saury |
| [00:07.70] | tiao jiao: jiao dao yu Saury |
| [00:09.39] | hun yin: jiao dao yu Saury |
| [00:11.10] | yan chang: chu yin wei lai |
| [00:12.76] | he sheng: chu yin wei lai zheng yu mo ke |
| [00:29.57] | shi shang you yi zhong ren zong xi huan wu gu ban nong shi fei |
| [00:32.75] | zi wo tie shang wen yi qing nian de biao qian shui dou kan bu ru yan |
| [00:36.27] | shuo dao wen yi wo bu gan shuo zi ji hen wen yi |
| [00:39.90] | dan shi shuo dao zhuan ye wo zhi shao bi ni geng jia zhuan ye |
| [00:42.43] | yi er zai zai er san san fan wu ci deng bi zi shang lian |
| [00:45.87] | zhi shang xiang cha shen yuan su zhi bu zai tong yi qu jian |
| [00:49.24] | gen ni dui hua hao xiang zai he dong wu liao tian |
| [00:51.88] | yong xiao hao tou kan wo kong jian |
| [00:53.62] | zen me yang you mei you kan jian ni yi yin de wei suo hua mian |
| [00:56.55] | chi pu tao bu tu pu tao pi chi le hai shuo pu tao suan |
| [00:59.58] | wu wei za chen de gan qing chu le ai zong yao zhao ge ren lai ba hen fen dan |
| [01:03.42] | yu shi wo yi wu fan gu di cheng le bao lan di jian ren ge de chou pi nang |
| [01:07.95] | wei ni cheng dan suo you hou guo de ti zui yang |
| [01:10.26] | jun zi cheng ren zhi mei bu cheng ren zhi e xiao ren fan shi |
| [01:13.27] | wo wang le xiao ren bu shi zi |
| [01:15.27] | wo bi jiao da ye bu ji ni de guo |
| [01:17.15] | pu gu nao na o bao bia o yin yi n |
| [01:18.82] | da jia gen wo yi qi nian |
| [01:20.57] | gong fu bu hao bu yao kai huo |
| [01:24.42] | nian qing xian dai shi ren duo ru zhe duan lv cheng |
| [01:31.27] | ke lian ta tai guo qing shen |
| [01:34.68] | na me shen na me zhen |
| [01:38.15] | li xiang zai yuan da wei du kou dai mei you qian |
| [01:44.97] | yao zen me gou qie yi sheng |
| [01:48.41] | man man zheng man man sheng |
| [02:05.13] | yi ge he shang tiao shui he liang ge he shang tai shui he |
| [02:07.94] | san ge he shang mei shui he shi fou zhe yang bian de hen hao he? |
| [02:11.59] | tong hua gu shi ting tai duo chuan guo yan juan de zuo er duo |
| [02:15.00] | ke mei xiang dao ta you shen chu lou yu tou feng de you er duo |
| [02:18.86] | duo xing bu yi bi zi bi duo cai duo yi bi zi bi |
| [02:22.80] | jue de wei ren di diao bu ai xuan yao de ren dou shi la ji |
| [02:25.71] | fan bie ren de jia jing kan bie ren de bei jing |
| [02:27.43] | bi bie ren zi bao zi qi |
| [02:29.00] | bu duo de liang li kan lai shi kan le tai duo gou xie dian shi ju |
| [02:32.55] | ni shi xiao ren wei da mu di bu ze shou duan |
| [02:35.59] | wo shi wei jun zi wei da mu di bu ji cheng ben |
| [02:38.98] | da jia dou shi tan cai hao se de su ren |
| [02:41.33] | tong wei bai lei duo yi ge zi shi yao geng qian cheng |
| [02:43.89] | dan yao xiao xin wo shi nan guo xian sheng |
| [02:45.87] | zhe wei xiao ren o bu zhe wei xian sheng qing nin fan kui yi xia |
| [02:48.83] | wo men de ci xie de ruan bu gou ruan |
| [02:50.52] | shi fou fu he nin de chi cun yu nin de shou gan |
| [02:53.11] | fan zheng nin ti le yi jian wo men ye bu hui gai |
| [02:55.64] | ni dong wo de wo chong ni ma |
| [02:57.44] | man da jie de ning meng chi yi ge you zen me le ma ni mang ba |
| [03:00.43] | jian feng cha zhen hai yang yan cha de bu gou shen |
| [03:07.26] | shuo shi mo you yuan wu fen |
| [03:10.68] | sheng yi ren cai pian ren |
| [03:14.15] | shi zi jian ruan de nie gu tou tiao ying de ken |
| [03:20.98] | dou zai qi fu lao shi ren |
| [03:24.35] | dang shi ren bu ma ren |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : jiǎo dāo yú Saury |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : jiǎo dāo yú Saury |
| [00:02.000] | biān qǔ : jiǎo dāo yú Saury |
| [00:05.95] | biān qǔ: jiǎo dāo yú Saury |
| [00:07.70] | tiáo jiào: jiǎo dāo yú Saury |
| [00:09.39] | hùn yīn: jiǎo dāo yú Saury |
| [00:11.10] | yǎn chàng: chū yīn wèi lái |
| [00:12.76] | hé shēng: chū yīn wèi lái zhēng yǔ mó kē |
| [00:29.57] | shì shàng yǒu yī zhǒng rén zǒng xǐ huān wú gù bān nòng shì fēi |
| [00:32.75] | zì wǒ tiē shàng wén yì qīng nián de biāo qiān shuí dōu kàn bù rù yǎn |
| [00:36.27] | shuō dào wén yì wǒ bù gǎn shuō zì jǐ hěn wén yì |
| [00:39.90] | dàn shì shuō dào zhuān yè wǒ zhì shǎo bǐ nǐ gèng jiā zhuān yè |
| [00:42.43] | yī ér zài zài ér sān sān fān wǔ cì dēng bí zi shàng liǎn |
| [00:45.87] | zhì shāng xiāng chà shén yuǎn sù zhì bù zài tóng yī qū jiān |
| [00:49.24] | gēn nǐ duì huà hǎo xiàng zài hé dòng wù liáo tiān |
| [00:51.88] | yòng xiǎo hào tōu kàn wǒ kōng jiān |
| [00:53.62] | zěn me yàng yǒu méi yǒu kàn jiàn nǐ yì yín de wěi suǒ huà miàn |
| [00:56.55] | chī pú táo bù tǔ pú táo pí chī le hái shuō pú táo suān |
| [00:59.58] | wǔ wèi zá chén de gǎn qíng chú le ài zǒng yào zhǎo gè rén lái bǎ hèn fēn dān |
| [01:03.42] | yú shì wǒ yì wú fǎn gù dì chéng le bāo lǎn dī jiàn rén gé de chòu pí náng |
| [01:07.95] | wèi nǐ chéng dān suǒ yǒu hòu guǒ de tì zuì yáng |
| [01:10.26] | jūn zǐ chéng rén zhī měi bù chéng rén zhī è xiǎo rén fǎn shì |
| [01:13.27] | wǒ wàng le xiǎo rén bù shí zì |
| [01:15.27] | wǒ bǐ jiào dà yě bù jì nǐ de guò |
| [01:17.15] | pu gū nāo nā o báo biá o yín yí n |
| [01:18.82] | dà jiā gēn wǒ yì qǐ niàn |
| [01:20.57] | gōng fū bù hǎo bú yào kāi huǒ |
| [01:24.42] | nián qīng xiàn dài shī rén duò rù zhè duàn lǚ chéng |
| [01:31.27] | kě lián tā tài guò qíng shēn |
| [01:34.68] | nà me shēn nà me zhēn |
| [01:38.15] | lǐ xiǎng zài yuǎn dà wéi dú kǒu dài méi yǒu qián |
| [01:44.97] | yào zěn me gǒu qiě yī shēng |
| [01:48.41] | màn màn zhēng màn màn shěng |
| [02:05.13] | yí gè hé shàng tiāo shuǐ hē liǎng gè hé shàng tái shuǐ hē |
| [02:07.94] | sān ge hé shàng méi shuǐ hē shì fǒu zhè yàng biàn de hěn hǎo hē? |
| [02:11.59] | tóng huà gù shì tīng tài duō chuān guò yàn juàn de zuǒ ěr duǒ |
| [02:15.00] | kě méi xiǎng dào tā yòu shèn chū lòu yǔ tòu fēng de yòu ěr duǒ |
| [02:18.86] | duō xíng bú yì bì zì bì duō cái duō yì bì zì bì |
| [02:22.80] | jué de wéi rén dī diào bù ài xuàn yào de rén dōu shì là jī |
| [02:25.71] | fān bié rén de jiā jìng kàn bié rén de bèi jǐng |
| [02:27.43] | bī bié rén zì bào zì qì |
| [02:29.00] | bù duó dé liàng lì kàn lái shì kàn le tài duō gǒu xiě diàn shì jù |
| [02:32.55] | nǐ shì xiǎo rén wèi dá mù dì bù zé shǒu duàn |
| [02:35.59] | wǒ shì wěi jūn zǐ wèi dá mù dì bù jì chéng běn |
| [02:38.98] | dà jiā dōu shì tān cái hào sè de sú rén |
| [02:41.33] | tóng wèi bài lèi duō yí gè zì shì yào gèng qián chéng |
| [02:43.89] | dàn yào xiǎo xīn wǒ shì nán guō xiān shēng |
| [02:45.87] | zhè wèi xiǎo rén ō bù zhè wèi xiān shēng qǐng nín fǎn kuì yī xià |
| [02:48.83] | wǒ men de cí xiě dé ruǎn bù gòu ruǎn |
| [02:50.52] | shì fǒu fú hé nín de chǐ cùn yǔ nín de shǒu gǎn |
| [02:53.11] | fǎn zhèng nín tí le yì jiàn wǒ men yě bú huì gǎi |
| [02:55.64] | nǐ dǒng wǒ de wǒ chǒng nǐ ma |
| [02:57.44] | mǎn dà jiē de níng méng chī yí gè yòu zěn me le ma nǐ máng ba |
| [03:00.43] | jiàn fèng chā zhēn hái yáng yán chā dé bù gòu shēn |
| [03:07.26] | shuō shí mǒ yǒu yuán wú fèn |
| [03:10.68] | shēng yì rén cái piàn rén |
| [03:14.15] | shì zi jiǎn ruǎn de niē gú tou tiāo yìng de kěn |
| [03:20.98] | dōu zài qī fù lǎo shī rén |
| [03:24.35] | dāng shī rén bù mà rén |
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