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Song XXL
Artist Keith Anderson
Album Three Chord Country and American Rock & Roll
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[00:23.51] Well Mamma was exhausted after she had me.
[00:27.66] Took two nurses to hold me an' one nurse to slap me.
[00:30.00]
[00:31.47] Doctor turned Mamma an' he shook his head
[00:34.47] Wiped the sweat off his brow an' then he said:
[00:37.90]
[00:38.47] ＂This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell.
[00:41.78]
[00:42.71] ＂Ooh brrr Mamma: he's a double XL.＂
[00:49.00]
[00:49.61] By the second grade I was five foot two;
[00:53.05]
[00:53.69] Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe.
[00:56.25]
[00:57.38] Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big and Tall
[01:00.25]
[01:01.26] An' the coaches had me playin' High School football.
[01:03.19]
[01:04.63] Uncle Roy said: ＂Boy you'll make the NFL:
[01:08.13]
[01:08.81] ＂Ooh brrr son you're a double XL.＂
[01:12.07]
[01:12.75] Double XL double XL.
[01:14.75]
[01:15.38] Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell.
[01:18.00]
[01:19.82] Double XL double XL.
[01:22.06]
[01:24.00] I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
[01:26.60]
[01:27.60]
[01:29.00]
[01:37.07] Here we go.
[01:37.69]
[01:38.45] Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida;
[01:40.82]
[01:42.19] Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus' out in California:
[01:43.88]
[01:45.95] A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold.
[01:49.07]
[01:49.70] They want a real man with meat on his bones.
[01:52.63]
[01:53.19] I'll yank their yankees ring their southern bells:
[01:56.67] They say: ＂Ooh brrr we love a double XL.＂
[02:01.58] Double XL double XL.
[02:03.45]
[02:04.77] Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell.
[02:07.50]
[02:08.50] Double XL double XL.
[02:10.88]
[02:12.07] I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
[02:15.06]
[02:15.88]
[02:18.13]
[02:27.07] Instrumental Break.
[02:27.44] （Double XL solo.）
[02:29.68]
[02:41.68] Well double XL double XL.
[02:44.49]
[02:46.06] Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell.
[02:48.58]
[02:49.64] Double XL double XL.
[02:51.76]
[02:53.26] I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
[02:56.32]
[02:57.01]
[02:59.21]
[03:04.21] Well if you have any doubts come see for yourself
[03:06.84]
[03:07.78] Why all the girls love a double XL.
[03:10.60]
[03:12.36] Ooh brrr yeah: I'm a double XL.
[03:14.03]
[03:30.72] Yeah oh whoa.
[03:31.77] Triple X-L too.
[00:23.51] Well Mamma was exhausted after she had me.
[00:27.66] Took two nurses to hold me an' one nurse to slap me.
[00:30.00]
[00:31.47] Doctor turned Mamma an' he shook his head
[00:34.47] Wiped the sweat off his brow an' then he said:
[00:37.90]
[00:38.47] This boy' s way off the charts as far as I can tell.
[00:41.78]
[00:42.71] Ooh brrr Mamma: he' s a double XL.
[00:49.00]
[00:49.61] By the second grade I was five foot two
[00:53.05]
[00:53.69] Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe.
[00:56.25]
[00:57.38] Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big and Tall
[01:00.25]
[01:01.26] An' the coaches had me playin' High School football.
[01:03.19]
[01:04.63] Uncle Roy said: Boy you' ll make the NFL:
[01:08.13]
[01:08.81] Ooh brrr son you' re a double XL.
[01:12.07]
[01:12.75] Double XL double XL.
[01:14.75]
[01:15.38] Don' t call me on the ' phone just ring my dinner bell.
[01:18.00]
[01:19.82] Double XL double XL.
[01:22.06]
[01:24.00] I' m a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
[01:26.60]
[01:27.60]
[01:29.00]
[01:37.07] Here we go.
[01:37.69]
[01:38.45] Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida
[01:40.82]
[01:42.19] Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus' out in California:
[01:43.88]
[01:45.95] A skinny little pretty boy ain' t what they wanna hold.
[01:49.07]
[01:49.70] They want a real man with meat on his bones.
[01:52.63]
[01:53.19] I' ll yank their yankees ring their southern bells:
[01:56.67] They say: Ooh brrr we love a double XL.
[02:01.58] Double XL double XL.
[02:03.45]
[02:04.77] Don' t call me on the ' phone just ring my dinner bell.
[02:07.50]
[02:08.50] Double XL double XL.
[02:10.88]
[02:12.07] I' m a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
[02:15.06]
[02:15.88]
[02:18.13]
[02:27.07] Instrumental Break.
[02:27.44] Double XL solo.
[02:29.68]
[02:41.68] Well double XL double XL.
[02:44.49]
[02:46.06] Don' t call me on the ' phone just ring my dinner bell.
[02:48.58]
[02:49.64] Double XL double XL.
[02:51.76]
[02:53.26] I' m a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
[02:56.32]
[02:57.01]
[02:59.21]
[03:04.21] Well if you have any doubts come see for yourself
[03:06.84]
[03:07.78] Why all the girls love a double XL.
[03:10.60]
[03:12.36] Ooh brrr yeah: I' m a double XL.
[03:14.03]
[03:30.72] Yeah oh whoa.
[03:31.77] Triple XL too.
[00:23.51] Well Mamma was exhausted after she had me.
[00:27.66] Took two nurses to hold me an' one nurse to slap me.
[00:30.00]
[00:31.47] Doctor turned Mamma an' he shook his head
[00:34.47] Wiped the sweat off his brow an' then he said:
[00:37.90]
[00:38.47] This boy' s way off the charts as far as I can tell.
[00:41.78]
[00:42.71] Ooh brrr Mamma: he' s a double XL.
[00:49.00]
[00:49.61] By the second grade I was five foot two
[00:53.05]
[00:53.69] Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe.
[00:56.25]
[00:57.38] Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big and Tall
[01:00.25]
[01:01.26] An' the coaches had me playin' High School football.
[01:03.19]
[01:04.63] Uncle Roy said: Boy you' ll make the NFL:
[01:08.13]
[01:08.81] Ooh brrr son you' re a double XL.
[01:12.07]
[01:12.75] Double XL double XL.
[01:14.75]
[01:15.38] Don' t call me on the ' phone just ring my dinner bell.
[01:18.00]
[01:19.82] Double XL double XL.
[01:22.06]
[01:24.00] I' m a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
[01:26.60]
[01:27.60]
[01:29.00]
[01:37.07] Here we go.
[01:37.69]
[01:38.45] Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida
[01:40.82]
[01:42.19] Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus' out in California:
[01:43.88]
[01:45.95] A skinny little pretty boy ain' t what they wanna hold.
[01:49.07]
[01:49.70] They want a real man with meat on his bones.
[01:52.63]
[01:53.19] I' ll yank their yankees ring their southern bells:
[01:56.67] They say: Ooh brrr we love a double XL.
[02:01.58] Double XL double XL.
[02:03.45]
[02:04.77] Don' t call me on the ' phone just ring my dinner bell.
[02:07.50]
[02:08.50] Double XL double XL.
[02:10.88]
[02:12.07] I' m a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
[02:15.06]
[02:15.88]
[02:18.13]
[02:27.07] Instrumental Break.
[02:27.44] Double XL solo.
[02:29.68]
[02:41.68] Well double XL double XL.
[02:44.49]
[02:46.06] Don' t call me on the ' phone just ring my dinner bell.
[02:48.58]
[02:49.64] Double XL double XL.
[02:51.76]
[02:53.26] I' m a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
[02:56.32]
[02:57.01]
[02:59.21]
[03:04.21] Well if you have any doubts come see for yourself
[03:06.84]
[03:07.78] Why all the girls love a double XL.
[03:10.60]
[03:12.36] Ooh brrr yeah: I' m a double XL.
[03:14.03]
[03:30.72] Yeah oh whoa.
[03:31.77] Triple XL too.
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