Asian Bride Magazine Lyrics
| Song | Asian Bride Magazine |
| Artist | Jahcoozi |
| Album | Pure Breed Mongrel |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Gerlitz, Koch, Perera | |
| I opened up a copy Asian Bride Magazine | |
| The lady inside was so white, was so clean | |
| The hairs on her arms could hardly be seen | |
| Thanks to L'Oreal's skin and hair lightening cream | |
| If I bleached my skin and if I shaved my arms, I still wouldn't look like no light-skinned Khan | |
| And as my dad used to say to my face | |
| "Aiyoh, Sasha, you look like an African" Was that just because of my baggy jeans? | |
| Or just because as I'd say "Dad, must be in the genes"? | |
| Or is it coz I'm tall and they're all so small | |
| That I'd get called Nigger by Pakis hanging at the mall? | |
| Doctor, lawyer, dentist if you fail-- | |
| Who's gonna care for you when you become frail? | |
| Harvard, Berkeley, North London and Yale | |
| Get an education, marry someone pale! | |
| Pale, fair-- but not white, | |
| A man who's at least a half of your height | |
| Asian, yeah, but better not be dark Those deep dark browns only bring on the frowns | |
| Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
| You're just a coconut they turned into a bounty | |
| Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
| You're just a paki, but you're cool on the flipside | |
| Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
| You're just a coconut they turned into a bounty | |
| Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
| You stink of curry, but you're cool on the flipside | |
| They don't wanna see you coming home with white man | |
| They don't wanna see you coming home with black man | |
| They don't wanna see you coming home with any kind of man, | |
| But if you came home with a woman, they wouldn't be your biggest fan | |
| They just wanna see you hitched up with one of the clan | |
| If you put your wealth together then you'll be much richer than | |
| The Patels round the corner and the Ratnasinghams | |
| "Anay baba get a job or you'll never find a man!" | |
| No I aint Mingita, the pussy-eating paki-- | |
| I just don't give a shit about getting married | |
| Just coz I don't shave my moustache, my eyebrows join together and my nose is large | |
| You lot think I'm unfit for marriage that all I can cook is frozen chicken nuggets | |
| That my life in the trailer park is somewhat savage | |
| And my mates are a bunch of dreaded homeless faggets | |
| Thank you, L'Oreal now there's products for us | |
| Daily use gonna help us to pretend that we're high-caste | |
| Bleach our skin, lighten our moustache | |
| Now L'Oreal are coming in on the march | |
| You know that they can smell the cash to be made | |
| On vain middle-class Asians who just love to bathe | |
| Arty-farty, you will become poor | |
| Eat, baba, eat in the kitchen there is more | |
| Degree, degree, hang it on the wall Brought you to this country, what happened to y'all?! | |
| Hymen, hymen, it better be intact Pappadum preach now I'm frying in the fat | |
| Achar, achar, hymen is intact | |
| I never used a tampon-- really that's a fact |
| zuo qu : Gerlitz, Koch, Perera | |
| I opened up a copy Asian Bride Magazine | |
| The lady inside was so white, was so clean | |
| The hairs on her arms could hardly be seen | |
| Thanks to L' Oreal' s skin and hair lightening cream | |
| If I bleached my skin and if I shaved my arms, I still wouldn' t look like no lightskinned Khan | |
| And as my dad used to say to my face | |
| " Aiyoh, Sasha, you look like an African" Was that just because of my baggy jeans? | |
| Or just because as I' d say " Dad, must be in the genes"? | |
| Or is it coz I' m tall and they' re all so small | |
| That I' d get called Nigger by Pakis hanging at the mall? | |
| Doctor, lawyer, dentist if you fail | |
| Who' s gonna care for you when you become frail? | |
| Harvard, Berkeley, North London and Yale | |
| Get an education, marry someone pale! | |
| Pale, fair but not white, | |
| A man who' s at least a half of your height | |
| Asian, yeah, but better not be dark Those deep dark browns only bring on the frowns | |
| Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
| You' re just a coconut they turned into a bounty | |
| Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
| You' re just a paki, but you' re cool on the flipside | |
| Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
| You' re just a coconut they turned into a bounty | |
| Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
| You stink of curry, but you' re cool on the flipside | |
| They don' t wanna see you coming home with white man | |
| They don' t wanna see you coming home with black man | |
| They don' t wanna see you coming home with any kind of man, | |
| But if you came home with a woman, they wouldn' t be your biggest fan | |
| They just wanna see you hitched up with one of the clan | |
| If you put your wealth together then you' ll be much richer than | |
| The Patels round the corner and the Ratnasinghams | |
| " Anay baba get a job or you' ll never find a man!" | |
| No I aint Mingita, the pussyeating paki | |
| I just don' t give a shit about getting married | |
| Just coz I don' t shave my moustache, my eyebrows join together and my nose is large | |
| You lot think I' m unfit for marriage that all I can cook is frozen chicken nuggets | |
| That my life in the trailer park is somewhat savage | |
| And my mates are a bunch of dreaded homeless faggets | |
| Thank you, L' Oreal now there' s products for us | |
| Daily use gonna help us to pretend that we' re highcaste | |
| Bleach our skin, lighten our moustache | |
| Now L' Oreal are coming in on the march | |
| You know that they can smell the cash to be made | |
| On vain middleclass Asians who just love to bathe | |
| Artyfarty, you will become poor | |
| Eat, baba, eat in the kitchen there is more | |
| Degree, degree, hang it on the wall Brought you to this country, what happened to y' all?! | |
| Hymen, hymen, it better be intact Pappadum preach now I' m frying in the fat | |
| Achar, achar, hymen is intact | |
| I never used a tampon really that' s a fact |
| zuò qǔ : Gerlitz, Koch, Perera | |
| I opened up a copy Asian Bride Magazine | |
| The lady inside was so white, was so clean | |
| The hairs on her arms could hardly be seen | |
| Thanks to L' Oreal' s skin and hair lightening cream | |
| If I bleached my skin and if I shaved my arms, I still wouldn' t look like no lightskinned Khan | |
| And as my dad used to say to my face | |
| " Aiyoh, Sasha, you look like an African" Was that just because of my baggy jeans? | |
| Or just because as I' d say " Dad, must be in the genes"? | |
| Or is it coz I' m tall and they' re all so small | |
| That I' d get called Nigger by Pakis hanging at the mall? | |
| Doctor, lawyer, dentist if you fail | |
| Who' s gonna care for you when you become frail? | |
| Harvard, Berkeley, North London and Yale | |
| Get an education, marry someone pale! | |
| Pale, fair but not white, | |
| A man who' s at least a half of your height | |
| Asian, yeah, but better not be dark Those deep dark browns only bring on the frowns | |
| Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
| You' re just a coconut they turned into a bounty | |
| Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
| You' re just a paki, but you' re cool on the flipside | |
| Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
| You' re just a coconut they turned into a bounty | |
| Brown on the outside, white on the inside | |
| You stink of curry, but you' re cool on the flipside | |
| They don' t wanna see you coming home with white man | |
| They don' t wanna see you coming home with black man | |
| They don' t wanna see you coming home with any kind of man, | |
| But if you came home with a woman, they wouldn' t be your biggest fan | |
| They just wanna see you hitched up with one of the clan | |
| If you put your wealth together then you' ll be much richer than | |
| The Patels round the corner and the Ratnasinghams | |
| " Anay baba get a job or you' ll never find a man!" | |
| No I aint Mingita, the pussyeating paki | |
| I just don' t give a shit about getting married | |
| Just coz I don' t shave my moustache, my eyebrows join together and my nose is large | |
| You lot think I' m unfit for marriage that all I can cook is frozen chicken nuggets | |
| That my life in the trailer park is somewhat savage | |
| And my mates are a bunch of dreaded homeless faggets | |
| Thank you, L' Oreal now there' s products for us | |
| Daily use gonna help us to pretend that we' re highcaste | |
| Bleach our skin, lighten our moustache | |
| Now L' Oreal are coming in on the march | |
| You know that they can smell the cash to be made | |
| On vain middleclass Asians who just love to bathe | |
| Artyfarty, you will become poor | |
| Eat, baba, eat in the kitchen there is more | |
| Degree, degree, hang it on the wall Brought you to this country, what happened to y' all?! | |
| Hymen, hymen, it better be intact Pappadum preach now I' m frying in the fat | |
| Achar, achar, hymen is intact | |
| I never used a tampon really that' s a fact |
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