| She keeps her patience for the bedroom | |
| Should satisfy her for a week | |
| Her domination is executed cheaply | |
| With her studio technique | |
| What's new? | |
| She carries love in a carrier bag | |
| What's new? | |
| She don't keep her body clean | |
| Oh, Oh, Oh | |
| Illegitimate contributions | |
| And neurotic fantasies conceived | |
| Love is infectious | |
| I don't know about that | |
| Love is infectious | |
| I don't know about it | |
| She keeps appointments by the hour glass | |
| Guerilla warfare in her bed | |
| And constant love is oh oh so negative | |
| We're simulating sex instead | |
| She carries love in a carrier bag | |
| She don't keep her body clean | |
| Oh, Oh, Oh | |
| Illegitimate contributions | |
| And neurotic fantasies conceived | |
| Love is infectious | |
| I don't know about that | |
| Love is infectious | |
| I don't know about it | |
| No personality's essential | |
| Nobody strictly in command | |
| She's not direct, elusive | |
| Or inadequate | |
| Love's incompatible commands | |
| What's new? | |
| She carries love in a carrier bag | |
| What's new? | |
| She don't keep her body clean | |
| Oh, Oh, Oh | |
| Illegitimate contributions | |
| And neurotic heartaches are conceived | |
| Love is infectious | |
| I don't know about that | |
| Love is infectious | |
| I don't know about it |