| Dead man, crawling out of his crater | |
| Sucking on the air from his ventilator | |
| Watch out little girl you're just a beginner | |
| He wears outside his face the smile of a winner | |
| Drags his woman around by the hair | |
| It turns her on, she don't wanna be square | |
| Standing on top of the family mountain | |
| Drinking lemonade from the magical fountain | |
| Holiday trips in a Volkswagen camper | |
| Children locked into an old picnic hamper | |
| Let them loose to play in a sandpit | |
| Leave them there 'cause they take us for granted | |
| Man is an ape, and woman a martyr | |
| It's not what you do when you do it, it's what you do after | |
| I went down to the zoo and I looked in the cages | |
| Then I walked on home past the office, collected my wages |