| [00:-2.00] | Robyn - Curriculum Vitae |
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| [00:08.19] | Were you stupid? |
| [00:09.16] | I told you not eating my cookie |
| [00:10.86] | What's wrong with you? |
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| [00:15.03] | "@#$@#$$%^@$@!" |
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| [00:28.88] | Listen! |
| [00:29.36] | You can't stop it You can't escape it You can't turn it off |
| [00:32.39] | So I'd appreciate your kind consideration in this matter |
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| [00:37.82] | Do it |
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| [00:40.36] | Unleashed in the east |
| [00:42.17] | Best dressed in the west |
| [00:43.69] | Sorted in the north |
| [00:44.49] | Without a doubt in the south |
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| [00:46.33] | The queen of queenbees |
| [00:46.98] | Lioness of Juda |
| [00:47.77] | Phoenix from the ashes risen |
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| [00:49.56] | Undefeated undisputed featherweight champion |
| [00:51.82] | on all five continents |
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| [00:54.62] | World record holder with a high score of two gazillion in Tetris |
| [00:57.40] | Two-time recipient of the Nobel prize for super foxiest female ever |
| [01:00.32] | and war time consigliere to the Cosa Nostra |
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| [01:04.79] | She split the storm, invented the x-ray, the cure for AIDS, |
| [01:08.00] | and the surprise blindfold greeting |
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| [01:10.12] | She performed and choreographed the fights for Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon |
| [01:13.34] | and Game of death and still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends |
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| [01:17.04] | She suckerpunched Einstein, outsmarted Ali, |
| [01:19.26] | and even outsuperfreaked Rick James |
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| [01:22.98] | She's the founder and CEO of Konichiwa Records |
| [01:25.42] | The most decorated professional field operative in the industry |
| [01:28.28] | and in the streets |
| [01:29.15] | With a perfect track record since kindergarden where she used to |
| [01:31.88] | whoop schoolboy ass |
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| [01:33.34] | She's listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1979 |
| [01:37.17] | as being too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace |
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| [01:42.53] | In this world of tension pressure and pain |
| [01:45.10] | she is known by men and women of all origin and faith |
| [01:48.25] | for her wisdom, compassion, and relentless |
| [01:50.86] | determination in the quest to get paid |
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