| Song | Skullcrusher Mountain |
| Artist | Jonathan Coulton |
| Album | Best. Concert. Ever. |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Coulton | |
| Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain | |
| I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far | |
| I see you've met my assistant Scarface | |
| His appearance is quite disturbing | |
| But I assure you he's harmless enough | |
| He's a sweetheart, calls me master | |
| And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me | |
| Oh, and I'm so into you | |
| But I'm way too smart for you | |
| Even my henchmen think I'm crazy | |
| I'm not surprised that you agree | |
| If you could find some way to be | |
| A little bit less afraid of me | |
| You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head | |
| Say I shouldn't kill you yet | |
| I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you | |
| But I get the feeling that you don't like it | |
| What's with all the screaming? | |
| You like monkeys, you like ponies | |
| Maybe you don't like monsters so much | |
| Maybe I used too many monkeys | |
| Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? | |
| Oh, and I'm so into you | |
| But I'm way too smart for you | |
| Even my henchmen think I'm crazy | |
| I'm not surprised that you agree | |
| If you could find some way to be | |
| A little bit less afraid of me | |
| You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head | |
| Say I shouldn't kill you yet | |
| Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine | |
| While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere | |
| And all the fools who lead their foolish lives may find it quite explosive | |
| Well it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here | |
| You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain | |
| Maybe you could cut me just a little slack | |
| Would it kill you to be civil? | |
| I've been patient, I've been gracious | |
| And this mountain is covered with wolves | |
| Hear them howling, my hungry children | |
| Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you | |
| Oh, and I'm so into you | |
| But I'm way too smart for you | |
| Even my henchmen think I'm crazy | |
| I'm not surprised that you agree | |
| If you could find some way to be | |
| A little bit less afraid of me | |
| You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head | |
| Say I shouldn't kill you yet | |
| I shouldn't kill you yet | |
| I shouldn't kill you yet |
| zuo qu : Coulton | |
| Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain | |
| I hope that you' ve enjoyed your stay so far | |
| I see you' ve met my assistant Scarface | |
| His appearance is quite disturbing | |
| But I assure you he' s harmless enough | |
| He' s a sweetheart, calls me master | |
| And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me | |
| Oh, and I' m so into you | |
| But I' m way too smart for you | |
| Even my henchmen think I' m crazy | |
| I' m not surprised that you agree | |
| If you could find some way to be | |
| A little bit less afraid of me | |
| You' d see the voices that control me from inside my head | |
| Say I shouldn' t kill you yet | |
| I made this halfpony, halfmonkey monster to please you | |
| But I get the feeling that you don' t like it | |
| What' s with all the screaming? | |
| You like monkeys, you like ponies | |
| Maybe you don' t like monsters so much | |
| Maybe I used too many monkeys | |
| Isn' t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? | |
| Oh, and I' m so into you | |
| But I' m way too smart for you | |
| Even my henchmen think I' m crazy | |
| I' m not surprised that you agree | |
| If you could find some way to be | |
| A little bit less afraid of me | |
| You' d see the voices that control me from inside my head | |
| Say I shouldn' t kill you yet | |
| Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine | |
| While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere | |
| And all the fools who lead their foolish lives may find it quite explosive | |
| Well it won' t mean half as much to me if I don' t have you here | |
| You know it isn' t easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain | |
| Maybe you could cut me just a little slack | |
| Would it kill you to be civil? | |
| I' ve been patient, I' ve been gracious | |
| And this mountain is covered with wolves | |
| Hear them howling, my hungry children | |
| Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you | |
| Oh, and I' m so into you | |
| But I' m way too smart for you | |
| Even my henchmen think I' m crazy | |
| I' m not surprised that you agree | |
| If you could find some way to be | |
| A little bit less afraid of me | |
| You' d see the voices that control me from inside my head | |
| Say I shouldn' t kill you yet | |
| I shouldn' t kill you yet | |
| I shouldn' t kill you yet |
| zuò qǔ : Coulton | |
| Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain | |
| I hope that you' ve enjoyed your stay so far | |
| I see you' ve met my assistant Scarface | |
| His appearance is quite disturbing | |
| But I assure you he' s harmless enough | |
| He' s a sweetheart, calls me master | |
| And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me | |
| Oh, and I' m so into you | |
| But I' m way too smart for you | |
| Even my henchmen think I' m crazy | |
| I' m not surprised that you agree | |
| If you could find some way to be | |
| A little bit less afraid of me | |
| You' d see the voices that control me from inside my head | |
| Say I shouldn' t kill you yet | |
| I made this halfpony, halfmonkey monster to please you | |
| But I get the feeling that you don' t like it | |
| What' s with all the screaming? | |
| You like monkeys, you like ponies | |
| Maybe you don' t like monsters so much | |
| Maybe I used too many monkeys | |
| Isn' t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? | |
| Oh, and I' m so into you | |
| But I' m way too smart for you | |
| Even my henchmen think I' m crazy | |
| I' m not surprised that you agree | |
| If you could find some way to be | |
| A little bit less afraid of me | |
| You' d see the voices that control me from inside my head | |
| Say I shouldn' t kill you yet | |
| Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine | |
| While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere | |
| And all the fools who lead their foolish lives may find it quite explosive | |
| Well it won' t mean half as much to me if I don' t have you here | |
| You know it isn' t easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain | |
| Maybe you could cut me just a little slack | |
| Would it kill you to be civil? | |
| I' ve been patient, I' ve been gracious | |
| And this mountain is covered with wolves | |
| Hear them howling, my hungry children | |
| Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you | |
| Oh, and I' m so into you | |
| But I' m way too smart for you | |
| Even my henchmen think I' m crazy | |
| I' m not surprised that you agree | |
| If you could find some way to be | |
| A little bit less afraid of me | |
| You' d see the voices that control me from inside my head | |
| Say I shouldn' t kill you yet | |
| I shouldn' t kill you yet | |
| I shouldn' t kill you yet |