| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 小猪P |
| [00:00.006] | 作曲 : 小猪P |
| [00:00.13] | 【卡头哥】啊♂诶呀 |
| [00:03.79] | 【卡头哥】你不要...你不要推 |
| [00:06.33] | 【卡头哥】你推我特么就... |
| [00:07.70] | 【卡头哥】回来就回来了 |
| [00:09.05] | 【卡头哥】推我干啥呀QAQ |
| [00:10.47] | 【警察】你能不生气嘛？ |
| [00:11.68] | 【卡头哥】不 不能啊 TAT |
| [00:13.58] | 【卡头哥】不 不不不不 |
| [00:15.12] | 【卡头哥】我特么没犯法 |
| [00:16.62] | 【卡头哥】我遭了这罪 这罪 |
| [00:18.74] | 【卡头哥】我特么车上停着睡觉呢 |
| [00:21.12] | 【卡头哥】就把我抓来了 |
| [00:22.49] | 【卡头哥】我特么没犯法 |
| [00:24.35] | 【卡头哥】没犯法 你知道不 |
| [00:26.22] | 【卡头哥】我特么活40了 40了 |
| [00:28.49] | 【卡头哥】怎么会变成这样 |
| [00:29.96] | 【卡头哥】来整死我 来一刀 |
| [00:31.84] | 【卡头哥】砍死我 砍死就能推回来了 |
| [00:33.75] | 【卡头哥】我特么 我特么 |
| [00:34.69] | 【卡头哥】使劲往外使♂劲儿呢 |
| [00:36.41] | 【卡头哥】唉唉唉 别推！ |
| [00:37.50] | 【卡头哥】卧槽！ |
| [00:37.98] | 【卡头哥】卧槽! |
| [00:38.49] | 【卡头哥】这是脑袋! |
| [00:39.43] | 【卡头哥】卧槽! |
| [00:39.89] | 【卡头哥】卧槽! |
| [00:40.35] | 【卡头哥】这是警察! |
| [00:41.32] | 【卡头哥】卧槽! |
| [00:41.78] | 【卡头哥】卧槽! |
| [00:42.24] | 【卡头哥】这是拍照! |
| [00:43.17] | 【卡头哥】卧槽! |
| [00:43.60] | 【卡头哥】卧槽! |
| [00:44.09] | 【卡头哥】这是犯法! |
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| [01:00.02] | 【卡头哥】来 给我拍照! |
| [01:01.92] | 【卡头哥】来 整死我! |
| [01:03.78] | 【卡头哥】来 来 来 来 |
| [01:04.25] | 【卡头哥】来 来 来 来 |
| [01:04.78] | 【卡头哥】唉 别推! |
| [01:05.64] | 【卡头哥】推我 干啥呀 |
| [01:07.57] | 【卡头哥】不要 拍照（绝望） |
| [01:09.37] | 【卡头哥】卧槽 这是脑袋! |
| [01:11.24] | 【卡头哥】没有犯法×1 |
| [01:11.71] | 【卡头哥】没有犯法×2 |
| [01:12.24] | 【卡头哥】没有犯法×3 |
| [01:12.76] | 【卡头哥】没有犯法×4 |
| [01:13.25] | 【卡头哥】我得 我得回得去啊我啊 |
| [01:16.85] | 【卡头哥】这就是警察？ |
| [01:20.70] | 【卡头哥】推我 推我干啥呀（悲） |
| [01:22.70] | 【卡头哥】来 给我拍照! |
| [01:24.37] | 【卡头哥】来 整死我! |
| [01:26.26] | 【卡头哥】出 出 出 出 |
| [01:26.77] | 【卡头哥】出 出 出 出 |
| [01:27.25] | 【卡头哥】你不要推！ |
| [01:28.19] | 【警察】咱能不生气嘛？ |
| [01:29.17] | 【卡头哥】我得回得去啊我啊 |
| [01:31.98] | 【卡头哥】55555555 TAT |
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| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : xiao zhu P |
| [00:00.006] | zuo qu : xiao zhu P |
| [00:00.13] | ka tou ge a ei ya |
| [00:03.79] | ka tou ge ni bu yao... ni bu yao tui |
| [00:06.33] | ka tou ge ni tui wo te me jiu... |
| [00:07.70] | ka tou ge hui lai jiu hui lai le |
| [00:09.05] | ka tou ge tui wo gan sha ya QAQ |
| [00:10.47] | jing cha ni neng bu sheng qi ma? |
| [00:11.68] | ka tou ge bu bu neng a TAT |
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| [00:15.12] | ka tou ge wo te me mei fan fa |
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| [00:18.74] | ka tou ge wo te me che shang ting zhe shui jiao ne |
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| [00:34.69] | ka tou ge shi jin wang wai shi jin r ne |
| [00:36.41] | ka tou ge ai ai ai bie tui! |
| [00:37.50] | ka tou ge wo cao! |
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| [00:38.49] | ka tou ge zhe shi nao dai! |
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| [00:42.24] | ka tou ge zhe shi pai zhao! |
| [00:43.17] | ka tou ge wo cao! |
| [00:43.60] | ka tou ge wo cao! |
| [00:44.09] | ka tou ge zhe shi fan fa! |
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| [01:00.02] | ka tou ge lai gei wo pai zhao! |
| [01:01.92] | ka tou ge lai zheng si wo! |
| [01:03.78] | ka tou ge lai lai lai lai |
| [01:04.25] | ka tou ge lai lai lai lai |
| [01:04.78] | ka tou ge ai bie tui! |
| [01:05.64] | ka tou ge tui wo gan sha ya |
| [01:07.57] | ka tou ge bu yao pai zhao jue wang |
| [01:09.37] | ka tou ge wo cao zhe shi nao dai! |
| [01:11.24] | ka tou ge mei you fan fa 1 |
| [01:11.71] | ka tou ge mei you fan fa 2 |
| [01:12.24] | ka tou ge mei you fan fa 3 |
| [01:12.76] | ka tou ge mei you fan fa 4 |
| [01:13.25] | ka tou ge wo de wo de hui de qu a wo a |
| [01:16.85] | ka tou ge zhe jiu shi jing cha? |
| [01:20.70] | ka tou ge tui wo tui wo gan sha ya bei |
| [01:22.70] | ka tou ge lai gei wo pai zhao! |
| [01:24.37] | ka tou ge lai zheng si wo! |
| [01:26.26] | ka tou ge chu chu chu chu |
| [01:26.77] | ka tou ge chu chu chu chu |
| [01:27.25] | ka tou ge ni bu yao tui! |
| [01:28.19] | jing cha zan neng bu sheng qi ma? |
| [01:29.17] | ka tou ge wo de hui de qu a wo a |
| [01:31.98] | ka tou ge 55555555 TAT |
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| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : xiǎo zhū P |
| [00:00.006] | zuò qǔ : xiǎo zhū P |
| [00:00.13] | kǎ tóu gē a éi ya |
| [00:03.79] | kǎ tóu gē nǐ bú yào... nǐ bú yào tuī |
| [00:06.33] | kǎ tóu gē nǐ tuī wǒ tè me jiù... |
| [00:07.70] | kǎ tóu gē huí lái jiù huí lái le |
| [00:09.05] | kǎ tóu gē tuī wǒ gàn shà ya QAQ |
| [00:10.47] | jǐng chá nǐ néng bù shēng qì ma? |
| [00:11.68] | kǎ tóu gē bù bù néng a TAT |
| [00:13.58] | kǎ tóu gē bù bù bù bù bù |
| [00:15.12] | kǎ tóu gē wǒ tè me méi fàn fǎ |
| [00:16.62] | kǎ tóu gē wǒ zāo le zhè zuì zhè zuì |
| [00:18.74] | kǎ tóu gē wǒ tè me chē shàng tíng zhe shuì jiào ne |
| [00:21.12] | kǎ tóu gē jiù bǎ wǒ zhuā lái le |
| [00:22.49] | kǎ tóu gē wǒ tè me méi fàn fǎ |
| [00:24.35] | kǎ tóu gē méi fàn fǎ nǐ zhī dào bù |
| [00:26.22] | kǎ tóu gē wǒ tè me huó 40 le 40 le |
| [00:28.49] | kǎ tóu gē zěn me huì biàn chéng zhè yàng |
| [00:29.96] | kǎ tóu gē lái zhěng sǐ wǒ lái yī dāo |
| [00:31.84] | kǎ tóu gē kǎn sǐ wǒ kǎn sǐ jiù néng tuī huí lái le |
| [00:33.75] | kǎ tóu gē wǒ tè me wǒ tè me |
| [00:34.69] | kǎ tóu gē shǐ jìn wǎng wài shǐ jìn r ne |
| [00:36.41] | kǎ tóu gē āi āi āi bié tuī! |
| [00:37.50] | kǎ tóu gē wò cáo! |
| [00:37.98] | kǎ tóu gē wò cáo! |
| [00:38.49] | kǎ tóu gē zhè shì nǎo dài! |
| [00:39.43] | kǎ tóu gē wò cáo! |
| [00:39.89] | kǎ tóu gē wò cáo! |
| [00:40.35] | kǎ tóu gē zhè shì jǐng chá! |
| [00:41.32] | kǎ tóu gē wò cáo! |
| [00:41.78] | kǎ tóu gē wò cáo! |
| [00:42.24] | kǎ tóu gē zhè shì pāi zhào! |
| [00:43.17] | kǎ tóu gē wò cáo! |
| [00:43.60] | kǎ tóu gē wò cáo! |
| [00:44.09] | kǎ tóu gē zhè shì fàn fǎ! |
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| [01:00.02] | kǎ tóu gē lái gěi wǒ pāi zhào! |
| [01:01.92] | kǎ tóu gē lái zhěng sǐ wǒ! |
| [01:03.78] | kǎ tóu gē lái lái lái lái |
| [01:04.25] | kǎ tóu gē lái lái lái lái |
| [01:04.78] | kǎ tóu gē āi bié tuī! |
| [01:05.64] | kǎ tóu gē tuī wǒ gàn shà ya |
| [01:07.57] | kǎ tóu gē bú yào pāi zhào jué wàng |
| [01:09.37] | kǎ tóu gē wò cáo zhè shì nǎo dài! |
| [01:11.24] | kǎ tóu gē méi yǒu fàn fǎ 1 |
| [01:11.71] | kǎ tóu gē méi yǒu fàn fǎ 2 |
| [01:12.24] | kǎ tóu gē méi yǒu fàn fǎ 3 |
| [01:12.76] | kǎ tóu gē méi yǒu fàn fǎ 4 |
| [01:13.25] | kǎ tóu gē wǒ dé wǒ dé huí dé qù a wǒ a |
| [01:16.85] | kǎ tóu gē zhè jiù shì jǐng chá? |
| [01:20.70] | kǎ tóu gē tuī wǒ tuī wǒ gàn shà ya bēi |
| [01:22.70] | kǎ tóu gē lái gěi wǒ pāi zhào! |
| [01:24.37] | kǎ tóu gē lái zhěng sǐ wǒ! |
| [01:26.26] | kǎ tóu gē chū chū chū chū |
| [01:26.77] | kǎ tóu gē chū chū chū chū |
| [01:27.25] | kǎ tóu gē nǐ bú yào tuī! |
| [01:28.19] | jǐng chá zán néng bù shēng qì ma? |
| [01:29.17] | kǎ tóu gē wǒ dé huí dé qù a wǒ a |
| [01:31.98] | kǎ tóu gē 55555555 TAT |
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