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She don't like her eggs all runny |
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She thinks crossin' her legs is funny |
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She looks down her nose at money |
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She gets it on like the |
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Easter Bunny |
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She's my baby |
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I'm her honey |
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I'm never gonna let her go |
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He ain't got laid in a month of |
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SundaysI caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies |
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He ain't too sharp but he gets things done |
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Drinks his beer like it's oxygen |
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He's my baby and |
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I'm his honey |
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Never gonna let him go |
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In spite of ourselves, we'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow |
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Against all odds, honey, we're the big door prize |
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We're gonna spite our noses, right off of our faces |
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There won't be nothin', but big old hearts, dancin' in our eyes |
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She thinks all my jokes are corny |
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Convict movies make her horny |
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She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs |
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Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs |
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She takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' |
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I'm never gonna let her go |
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He's got more balls than a big brass monkey |
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He's a wacked out weirdo and a love bug junkie |
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Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon |
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Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon |
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He's my baby |
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I don't mean maybe |
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Never gonna let him go |
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In spite of ourselves, we'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow |
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Against all odds, honey, we're the big door prize |
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We're gonna spite our noses, right off of our faces |
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There won't be nothin', but big old hearts, dancin' in our eyes |
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In spite of ourselves, we'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow |
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Against all odds, honey, we're the big door prize |
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We're gonna spite our noses, right off of our faces |
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There won't be nothin', but big old hearts, dancin' in our eyes |
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There won't be nothin' but big old hearts, dancin' in our eyes |
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Inspite of ourselves |
