| Oh, d'you see him standing in the street? | |
| Mmm, he looks so neat | |
| ?, I've seen him before | |
| Running round with all the boys | |
| All ? that's right | |
| Mmm, big thighs | |
| Greet me, greet me in the dark | |
| Shiny, shiny Joan of Arc | |
| When the moonlight starts its flow | |
| Cold heart Helen, Queen of gold ? | |
| She's got charisma, got thunderstorms | |
| Like a baby, never, never been balled | |
| She's got mad men, murmuring in the skies | |
| She's the cause of her rise | |
| Oh, Helen of Troy | |
| Oh, Helen of Troy | |
| Oh, Helen of Troy | |
| Oh, Helen of Troy | |
| Oh, look at him, isn't he gorgeous | |
| Such Big thighs all oiled and mine | |
| Oh listen, he's got to go, I want him in my arms to stay | |
| Big fat mama done me wrong | |
| Left me hanging all alone | |
| But that bitch is as old, is as old, is as old | |
| I said that dirty old pro right out there is the foe | |
| Oh, Helen of Troy | |
| Oh, Helen of Troy | |
| Oh, Helen of Troy | |
| Oh, Helen of Troy | |
| Mercy, mercy, mercy me | |
| I'm so scared, please comfort me | |
| I don't wanna be, don't wanna be your back street boy | |
| Take back the House of joy | |
| Oh, Helen of Troy | |
| Oh, Helen of Troy | |
| Oh, Helen of Troy | |
| Oh, Helen of Troy | |
| Standing there under the lights | |
| Your eyes shining bright | |
| I want you all of the time | |
| Soon your body and all of you, mine | |
| [........................] | |
| oh fill with awe, I get so jealous | |
| Lubricate me, don't hate me | |
| But you are swimming |