| Pity the poor man, pity the sad man | |
| Pity the green man who couldn't afford to orgy | |
| Pity the policeman, pity the snowman | |
| Pity the woman who couldn't afford to orgy | |
| "Say, Johnny, you're a little lonesome? | |
| Oh, come on big boy, let me show you. | |
| Mmm, don't you wanna good time?" | |
| Good for the postman, good for the con man | |
| Good for the milkman, they can afford to orgy | |
| Good for the butcher, good for the astronaut | |
| Good for the curate, they can afford to orgy | |
| "Come on, honey, keep breaking my heart. | |
| Ooh, you're breaking my heart." | |
| If it's a problem getting together | |
| Leave it alone, it's the easiest way | |
| Great while it lasts, but it don't last forever | |
| Nothing like living real dangerously | |
| "Ooh, come on, give yourself a break. | |
| Oh, don't worry, baby, you'll get over it. | |
| Mmm, you'll get over it." | |
| Sorry to hear it, sorry to see it | |
| Sorry to mention I couldn't afford to orgy | |
| Seems such a bother, one thing, another | |
| Tempting and teasing, just for an orgy | |
| "Oh no, you have to take a chance. | |
| Ah, you've gotta give me one chance anyway. | |
| Mmm, you can sure do it. Ah, mmm. C'mon. Mmm." |