| I can't read and I can't write | |
| And I don't know my left from right | |
| I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine | |
| And I don't know if you'll ever be mine | |
| But I'll make love to you any old time | |
| I can't swim and I can't fly | |
| I ain't no fish, I ain't no bird in the sky | |
| I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine | |
| And I don't know if you'll ever be mine | |
| But I'll make love to you any old time | |
| I can't count from one to ten | |
| And I don't know the shape I'm in | |
| I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine | |
| And I don't know if you'll ever be mine | |
| But I'll make love to you any old time |