| Song | Crocodile Song |
| Artist | Janis Ian |
| Album | Folk Is The New Black |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Ian | |
| There was a lady name of | |
| Annie MayShe fell in love at the zoo one day | |
| That crocodile with the big white smile | |
| Stole her very heart away | |
| The courtship was brief but quite intense | |
| Once he got under the barbed wire fence | |
| On the honeymoon night, she turned on the light | |
| And said “ | |
| Darling, meaning no offense”“ | |
| Good God Almighty, those teeth are huge“ | |
| No way I’ll do the hokey poky with you” | |
| So they went to the dentist, who pulled all but two | |
| Ain’t it amazing what love can do | |
| Ain’t it amazing what love can do | |
| They had a son and named him | |
| Rocky, of course | |
| He fell for a gal on the police force | |
| She was impressed with his bullet proof vest | |
| So they let the romance run its course | |
| They rented a room at the hotel | |
| RitzThey sat on the edge of the bed and kissed | |
| She took off her blues, he took off his shoes | |
| It was then she almost called it quits | |
| She said “ | |
| Good God Almighty, those nails are huge“ | |
| No hanky panky or it’s jail for you” | |
| Do he pulled them all out | |
| Just as fast as he could chew | |
| Ain’t it amazing what love can do | |
| Ain’t it amazing what love can do | |
| I swear every word of my tale is true | |
| You better be careful, it could happen to you | |
| Nobody knows where true love grows‘ | |
| Til they stand in someone else’s shoes | |
| Good God Almighty, it’s a funny old world | |
| Boys will be boys and girls’ll be girls | |
| The whole darn thing is just one big zoo | |
| And it’s amazing what love can do | |
| It’s amazing what love can do | |
| It’s amazing what love can do |
| zuo ci : Ian | |
| There was a lady name of | |
| Annie MayShe fell in love at the zoo one day | |
| That crocodile with the big white smile | |
| Stole her very heart away | |
| The courtship was brief but quite intense | |
| Once he got under the barbed wire fence | |
| On the honeymoon night, she turned on the light | |
| And said " | |
| Darling, meaning no offense"" | |
| Good God Almighty, those teeth are huge" | |
| No way I' ll do the hokey poky with you" | |
| So they went to the dentist, who pulled all but two | |
| Ain' t it amazing what love can do | |
| Ain' t it amazing what love can do | |
| They had a son and named him | |
| Rocky, of course | |
| He fell for a gal on the police force | |
| She was impressed with his bullet proof vest | |
| So they let the romance run its course | |
| They rented a room at the hotel | |
| RitzThey sat on the edge of the bed and kissed | |
| She took off her blues, he took off his shoes | |
| It was then she almost called it quits | |
| She said " | |
| Good God Almighty, those nails are huge" | |
| No hanky panky or it' s jail for you" | |
| Do he pulled them all out | |
| Just as fast as he could chew | |
| Ain' t it amazing what love can do | |
| Ain' t it amazing what love can do | |
| I swear every word of my tale is true | |
| You better be careful, it could happen to you | |
| Nobody knows where true love grows' | |
| Til they stand in someone else' s shoes | |
| Good God Almighty, it' s a funny old world | |
| Boys will be boys and girls' ll be girls | |
| The whole darn thing is just one big zoo | |
| And it' s amazing what love can do | |
| It' s amazing what love can do | |
| It' s amazing what love can do |
| zuò cí : Ian | |
| There was a lady name of | |
| Annie MayShe fell in love at the zoo one day | |
| That crocodile with the big white smile | |
| Stole her very heart away | |
| The courtship was brief but quite intense | |
| Once he got under the barbed wire fence | |
| On the honeymoon night, she turned on the light | |
| And said " | |
| Darling, meaning no offense"" | |
| Good God Almighty, those teeth are huge" | |
| No way I' ll do the hokey poky with you" | |
| So they went to the dentist, who pulled all but two | |
| Ain' t it amazing what love can do | |
| Ain' t it amazing what love can do | |
| They had a son and named him | |
| Rocky, of course | |
| He fell for a gal on the police force | |
| She was impressed with his bullet proof vest | |
| So they let the romance run its course | |
| They rented a room at the hotel | |
| RitzThey sat on the edge of the bed and kissed | |
| She took off her blues, he took off his shoes | |
| It was then she almost called it quits | |
| She said " | |
| Good God Almighty, those nails are huge" | |
| No hanky panky or it' s jail for you" | |
| Do he pulled them all out | |
| Just as fast as he could chew | |
| Ain' t it amazing what love can do | |
| Ain' t it amazing what love can do | |
| I swear every word of my tale is true | |
| You better be careful, it could happen to you | |
| Nobody knows where true love grows' | |
| Til they stand in someone else' s shoes | |
| Good God Almighty, it' s a funny old world | |
| Boys will be boys and girls' ll be girls | |
| The whole darn thing is just one big zoo | |
| And it' s amazing what love can do | |
| It' s amazing what love can do | |
| It' s amazing what love can do |