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Oh, all the names and locations have been changed |
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To protect the innocent, which would be me |
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Well, I missed class today, slept in a little late |
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Had too much fun last night |
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At least I got an "A" on my last test |
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I drank a case of Keystone Light |
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Well, that's the beer we drink here |
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You always get your money's worth |
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You put your beer goggles on, and they don't wear off |
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Until you're lovin' the worst |
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So let's change the subject |
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Well, how about those grades? |
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Well, there's an "A" in alcohol |
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A "B" in beer, "C" is for the night class we live all year |
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"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E" |
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So "F" is for, for Everclear |
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The teacher missed class today, slept in a little late |
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Had too much fun last night |
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At least she took us up on our last offer |
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To drink some warm, red wine |
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She used to be a stripper at the Ol' Red Fox Down on Highway 69 |
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Well, let me tell you friends, her shirt came off |
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By the end of the night |
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Well, let's change the subject |
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Well, how about those grades? Well, there's an "A" in alcohol |
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A "B" in beer, "C" is for Ms. Carter who we love so dear |
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"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E" |
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So "F" is for, for Everclear |
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Okay, here's where it gets good |
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So we missed class today, slept in a little late |
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Had too much fun last night |
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Well, I woke up this morning without any warning |
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Ms. Carter's layin' by my side |
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Well, I got a full ride all last night |
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She really knows her Sex Ed |
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And I learned more with my hands on |
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Than any book I've ever read |
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Well, let's change the subject |
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Well, how about those grades? There's an "A" in alcohol |
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A "B" in beer, "C" is for Ms. Carter who's asleep right here |
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"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E" |
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So "F" is for, for Everclear |
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That Ol' "D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E" |
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So "F" is for, for Everclear |
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