| Song | Stand Up Comic |
| Artist | Ray Davies |
| Album | Other People's Lives |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Davies | |
| Now I don't mind if fifty thousand yobos pick me up | |
| Outside a football ground on a | |
| Saturday afternoon | |
| I'll still come out fighting, do you know why? | |
| You've seen me on television, | |
| I'm the lowest common denominator | |
| And this is all about your culture, so welcome to jolly | |
| Ol' England | |
| I'm the stand up comic | |
| Jack the lad has become | |
| Oscar Wilde | |
| And the followers of style say, "It's the latest thing" | |
| And William | |
| Shakespeare is the schmooze of the week | |
| And anyone who says different is a fuckin' antique | |
| And Noel Coward has become very hard and the comic says"Bullocks" and everybody laughs and that's that | |
| Style, I mean, never was much, never has been | |
| But the little bit that was was all that we had | |
| And the clown does a belch and we all belch back | |
| And that's that | |
| Jack the lad has become | |
| Fancy DanAnd creating agro culture with a rub on tan | |
| And all the tearaways, have got savior faire | |
| And the working class hero's got a tinted hair | |
| And a well spoken hero from a yesteryear | |
| Walks out onto a stage and they all shout(Queer) | |
| And that's that | |
| Manners, I mean, never was much, never has been | |
| But the little bit that was was all that we had | |
| And now the clown does a fart and we all fart back | |
| And that's that | |
| Stand up, stand up, can you hear me at the back? | |
| All you white boys standing in a row | |
| And the comic shouts and we all shout back | |
| And the mob says, "Follow", so we go | |
| Stand up, stand up, can you hear me at the back? | |
| All you white boys standing in a row | |
| And the comic shouts and we all shout back | |
| And the mob says, "Follow", so we go and that's that | |
| What do you think of it so far? | |
| I knew you'd say that | |
| You've been watching too much television | |
| Together now | |
| Jack the lad has become | |
| Oscar Wilde | |
| And the followers of style say it's the latest thing | |
| And William | |
| Shakespeare is the schmooze of the week | |
| And anyone who says different is an antique | |
| And Noel Coward has become very odd and the comic says"Bollocks" and everybody laughs and that's that | |
| Style, I mean, never was much, never has been | |
| But the little bit that was was all that we had | |
| And the clown does a belch and we all belch back | |
| And that's that, all together now | |
| Stand up, stand up, can you hear me at the back? | |
| All you white boys standing in a row | |
| And the comic shouts and we all shout back | |
| And the mob says, "Follow", so we go | |
| Stand up, stand up, can you hear me at the back? | |
| All you white boys standing in a row | |
| And the comic shouts and we all shout back | |
| And the mob says, "Follow", so we go and that's that | |
| Well, I'm going down the pub now, you're welcome | |
| To join me if you like but | |
| I know you won't | |
| You've all been watching too much television | |
| Well, I'll be in the public bar, minding my own business |
| zuo qu : Davies | |
| Now I don' t mind if fifty thousand yobos pick me up | |
| Outside a football ground on a | |
| Saturday afternoon | |
| I' ll still come out fighting, do you know why? | |
| You' ve seen me on television, | |
| I' m the lowest common denominator | |
| And this is all about your culture, so welcome to jolly | |
| Ol' England | |
| I' m the stand up comic | |
| Jack the lad has become | |
| Oscar Wilde | |
| And the followers of style say, " It' s the latest thing" | |
| And William | |
| Shakespeare is the schmooze of the week | |
| And anyone who says different is a fuckin' antique | |
| And Noel Coward has become very hard and the comic says" Bullocks" and everybody laughs and that' s that | |
| Style, I mean, never was much, never has been | |
| But the little bit that was was all that we had | |
| And the clown does a belch and we all belch back | |
| And that' s that | |
| Jack the lad has become | |
| Fancy DanAnd creating agro culture with a rub on tan | |
| And all the tearaways, have got savior faire | |
| And the working class hero' s got a tinted hair | |
| And a well spoken hero from a yesteryear | |
| Walks out onto a stage and they all shout Queer | |
| And that' s that | |
| Manners, I mean, never was much, never has been | |
| But the little bit that was was all that we had | |
| And now the clown does a fart and we all fart back | |
| And that' s that | |
| Stand up, stand up, can you hear me at the back? | |
| All you white boys standing in a row | |
| And the comic shouts and we all shout back | |
| And the mob says, " Follow", so we go | |
| Stand up, stand up, can you hear me at the back? | |
| All you white boys standing in a row | |
| And the comic shouts and we all shout back | |
| And the mob says, " Follow", so we go and that' s that | |
| What do you think of it so far? | |
| I knew you' d say that | |
| You' ve been watching too much television | |
| Together now | |
| Jack the lad has become | |
| Oscar Wilde | |
| And the followers of style say it' s the latest thing | |
| And William | |
| Shakespeare is the schmooze of the week | |
| And anyone who says different is an antique | |
| And Noel Coward has become very odd and the comic says" Bollocks" and everybody laughs and that' s that | |
| Style, I mean, never was much, never has been | |
| But the little bit that was was all that we had | |
| And the clown does a belch and we all belch back | |
| And that' s that, all together now | |
| Stand up, stand up, can you hear me at the back? | |
| All you white boys standing in a row | |
| And the comic shouts and we all shout back | |
| And the mob says, " Follow", so we go | |
| Stand up, stand up, can you hear me at the back? | |
| All you white boys standing in a row | |
| And the comic shouts and we all shout back | |
| And the mob says, " Follow", so we go and that' s that | |
| Well, I' m going down the pub now, you' re welcome | |
| To join me if you like but | |
| I know you won' t | |
| You' ve all been watching too much television | |
| Well, I' ll be in the public bar, minding my own business |
| zuò qǔ : Davies | |
| Now I don' t mind if fifty thousand yobos pick me up | |
| Outside a football ground on a | |
| Saturday afternoon | |
| I' ll still come out fighting, do you know why? | |
| You' ve seen me on television, | |
| I' m the lowest common denominator | |
| And this is all about your culture, so welcome to jolly | |
| Ol' England | |
| I' m the stand up comic | |
| Jack the lad has become | |
| Oscar Wilde | |
| And the followers of style say, " It' s the latest thing" | |
| And William | |
| Shakespeare is the schmooze of the week | |
| And anyone who says different is a fuckin' antique | |
| And Noel Coward has become very hard and the comic says" Bullocks" and everybody laughs and that' s that | |
| Style, I mean, never was much, never has been | |
| But the little bit that was was all that we had | |
| And the clown does a belch and we all belch back | |
| And that' s that | |
| Jack the lad has become | |
| Fancy DanAnd creating agro culture with a rub on tan | |
| And all the tearaways, have got savior faire | |
| And the working class hero' s got a tinted hair | |
| And a well spoken hero from a yesteryear | |
| Walks out onto a stage and they all shout Queer | |
| And that' s that | |
| Manners, I mean, never was much, never has been | |
| But the little bit that was was all that we had | |
| And now the clown does a fart and we all fart back | |
| And that' s that | |
| Stand up, stand up, can you hear me at the back? | |
| All you white boys standing in a row | |
| And the comic shouts and we all shout back | |
| And the mob says, " Follow", so we go | |
| Stand up, stand up, can you hear me at the back? | |
| All you white boys standing in a row | |
| And the comic shouts and we all shout back | |
| And the mob says, " Follow", so we go and that' s that | |
| What do you think of it so far? | |
| I knew you' d say that | |
| You' ve been watching too much television | |
| Together now | |
| Jack the lad has become | |
| Oscar Wilde | |
| And the followers of style say it' s the latest thing | |
| And William | |
| Shakespeare is the schmooze of the week | |
| And anyone who says different is an antique | |
| And Noel Coward has become very odd and the comic says" Bollocks" and everybody laughs and that' s that | |
| Style, I mean, never was much, never has been | |
| But the little bit that was was all that we had | |
| And the clown does a belch and we all belch back | |
| And that' s that, all together now | |
| Stand up, stand up, can you hear me at the back? | |
| All you white boys standing in a row | |
| And the comic shouts and we all shout back | |
| And the mob says, " Follow", so we go | |
| Stand up, stand up, can you hear me at the back? | |
| All you white boys standing in a row | |
| And the comic shouts and we all shout back | |
| And the mob says, " Follow", so we go and that' s that | |
| Well, I' m going down the pub now, you' re welcome | |
| To join me if you like but | |
| I know you won' t | |
| You' ve all been watching too much television | |
| Well, I' ll be in the public bar, minding my own business |