| Kitty Malone sat on a mule, was riding in style | |
| When suddenly, like the sound of a buzzard's breaking | |
| Kity felt laser beams being fired at her head | |
| She said, "I hate laser beamsAnd you never done see me askin'UFO, for a UFO, for UFO in Tomahawk County" | |
| Well she kicked the mule and it walked the path | |
| And the aliens fired from behind | |
| Till she stopped the mule and she kicked the rump | |
| And the big old mule took a big old dump | |
| Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go | |
| Take your laser beams away | |
| Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go | |
| Better stop that laser game or you'll smell my mule | |
| She felt the fire against her neck and it saddened her to feel it burn | |
| When suddenly, like the sound of a breeding | |
| HolsteinKitty said, "Stop, we ain't lookin' for fightin' in Tomahawk County" | |
| A little guy from the | |
| UFOCame on out and said his name was | |
| JoeShe said, "Come on over for some lemonadeJust follow me now with the whole brigade" | |
| Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go | |
| Take your laser beams away | |
| Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go | |
| Better stop that laser game or you'll smell my mule | |
| They walked into her cabin shack | |
| They had never seen a southern home | |
| And they liked it, better than their | |
| UFOThey liked it, they really liked it | |
| They said, "Here's a place of eleganceHere we shower ourselves in lightness" | |
| Here's a place of elegance | |
| Here we shower ourselves in lightness | |
| Here's a place of elegance | |
| Here we shower ourselves in lightness | |
| Here's a place of elegance | |
| We shower ourselves in | |
| Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go | |
| Take your laser beams away | |
| Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go | |
| Better stop that laser game | |
| Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go | |
| Take your laser beams away | |
| Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go | |
| Better stop that laser game |