| Pigs, they tend to wiggle when they walk | |
| The infrastructure rots | |
| And the owners hate the jocks | |
| With their agents and their dates | |
| If the signatures are checked | |
| You'll just have to wait | |
| And we're counting up the instants that we save | |
| Tired nation so depraved | |
| From the cheap seats see us | |
| Wave to the camera | |
| It took a giant ramrod | |
| To raze the demon settlement | |
| But high-ho silver, ride | |
| High-ho silver, ride | |
| Take another ride to see me home | |
| Listen to me! i'm on the stereo stereo | |
| Oh my baby baby baby baby babe | |
| Gave me malaria hysteria | |
| What about the voice of geddy lee | |
| How did it get so high? | |
| I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy? | |
| (i know him and he does!) | |
| And you're my fact-checkin' cuz | |
| (aww...) | |
| Well focus on the quasar in the mist | |
| The kaiser has a cyst | |
| And i'm a blank want list | |
| The qualms you have and if they stick | |
| They will drown you in a crick | |
| In the neck of a woods | |
| That was populated by | |
| Tired nation on the fly | |
| Everybody knows advice | |
| That was give out for free | |
| Lots of details to discern | |
| Lots of details | |
| But high-ho silver ride | |
| High-ho silver ride | |
| Takes another ride to make me | |
| Oh, get off the air | |
| I'm on the stereo stereo | |
| Oh my baby baby baby baby baby babe | |
| Gave me malaria hysteria |