| You'll be...going out with radio... | |
| Going out with disco...going out like bacchanal... | |
| I'll be...going out with telephone... | |
| Going out alone...to the radar zone... | |
| It's all just inadvertent, imitation, and I don't mean mine | |
| It's all across this nation... | |
| If it's just inadvertent, simulation, a pattern in all mankind | |
| What's got the whole world fakin' it? | |
| I'll be...playing with my magazine... | |
| Using up my Listerine...Like Ovaltine... | |
| And you'll be...you're dippin' in your battleship... | |
| For the latest tip...for the latest dream... | |
| It's all just inadvertent, imitation, and I don't mean mine | |
| It's all across this nation... | |
| If it's just inadvertent, simulation, a pattern in all mankind | |
| What's got the whole world fakin' it? | |
| If it's just inadvertent, imitation, a pattern in all mankind | |
| What's got the whole world fakin' it? | |
| What's got the whole world fakin'? (4x) | |
| What's got the whole world fakin' it, yeah? |