| Song | She Sits Down On Me |
| Artist | Harry Nilsson |
| Album | That's The Way It Is |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Talbot | |
| Now listen to my story, boys, I need your sympathy | |
| The tattooed lady in the circus fell in love with me | |
| And to prove her love was sweet as sugar canda-di | |
| She had my picture tattooed on her body. | |
| She has the landing of the pilgrims on her shoulder | |
| And on her back she has the sunset of the west | |
| And right beside her dimpled knees | |
| She has two great big apple trees | |
| And the pyramids look lovely on her chest. | |
| When she decided that she'd like to add my picture | |
| She simply couldn't find a vacant spot, you see | |
| So she tattooed my poor face | |
| In a most peculiar place | |
| And now whenever she sits down, she sits on me. | |
| She has a small gardenia tattooed on her elbow | |
| And on her hips she has the lovely Queen of May | |
| And right beneath her shapely spine | |
| If you saw that pal of mine | |
| You would see the famous road to Mandalay. | |
| She has a rusty hinge that's tattooed on her knee cap | |
| It looks so real it squeaks each time she bends her knee | |
| But she filled me with disgrace | |
| When she tattooed my poor face | |
| And now whenever she sits down, she sits on me. | |
| Now do you wonder why I'm looking sad and worried | |
| And do you wonder why I am feeling mighty low | |
| I'd like to take a chance | |
| And kick her right square in the pants | |
| But if I do, I'll only kick myself, I know. | |
| The only time that anyone can see my picture | |
| Is when that tattooed lady takes her bath, oh gee | |
| I get black and blue, of course | |
| Every time she rides a horse | |
| 'Cause now whenever she sits down, she sits on me. |
| zuo ci : Talbot | |
| Now listen to my story, boys, I need your sympathy | |
| The tattooed lady in the circus fell in love with me | |
| And to prove her love was sweet as sugar candadi | |
| She had my picture tattooed on her body. | |
| She has the landing of the pilgrims on her shoulder | |
| And on her back she has the sunset of the west | |
| And right beside her dimpled knees | |
| She has two great big apple trees | |
| And the pyramids look lovely on her chest. | |
| When she decided that she' d like to add my picture | |
| She simply couldn' t find a vacant spot, you see | |
| So she tattooed my poor face | |
| In a most peculiar place | |
| And now whenever she sits down, she sits on me. | |
| She has a small gardenia tattooed on her elbow | |
| And on her hips she has the lovely Queen of May | |
| And right beneath her shapely spine | |
| If you saw that pal of mine | |
| You would see the famous road to Mandalay. | |
| She has a rusty hinge that' s tattooed on her knee cap | |
| It looks so real it squeaks each time she bends her knee | |
| But she filled me with disgrace | |
| When she tattooed my poor face | |
| And now whenever she sits down, she sits on me. | |
| Now do you wonder why I' m looking sad and worried | |
| And do you wonder why I am feeling mighty low | |
| I' d like to take a chance | |
| And kick her right square in the pants | |
| But if I do, I' ll only kick myself, I know. | |
| The only time that anyone can see my picture | |
| Is when that tattooed lady takes her bath, oh gee | |
| I get black and blue, of course | |
| Every time she rides a horse | |
| ' Cause now whenever she sits down, she sits on me. |
| zuò cí : Talbot | |
| Now listen to my story, boys, I need your sympathy | |
| The tattooed lady in the circus fell in love with me | |
| And to prove her love was sweet as sugar candadi | |
| She had my picture tattooed on her body. | |
| She has the landing of the pilgrims on her shoulder | |
| And on her back she has the sunset of the west | |
| And right beside her dimpled knees | |
| She has two great big apple trees | |
| And the pyramids look lovely on her chest. | |
| When she decided that she' d like to add my picture | |
| She simply couldn' t find a vacant spot, you see | |
| So she tattooed my poor face | |
| In a most peculiar place | |
| And now whenever she sits down, she sits on me. | |
| She has a small gardenia tattooed on her elbow | |
| And on her hips she has the lovely Queen of May | |
| And right beneath her shapely spine | |
| If you saw that pal of mine | |
| You would see the famous road to Mandalay. | |
| She has a rusty hinge that' s tattooed on her knee cap | |
| It looks so real it squeaks each time she bends her knee | |
| But she filled me with disgrace | |
| When she tattooed my poor face | |
| And now whenever she sits down, she sits on me. | |
| Now do you wonder why I' m looking sad and worried | |
| And do you wonder why I am feeling mighty low | |
| I' d like to take a chance | |
| And kick her right square in the pants | |
| But if I do, I' ll only kick myself, I know. | |
| The only time that anyone can see my picture | |
| Is when that tattooed lady takes her bath, oh gee | |
| I get black and blue, of course | |
| Every time she rides a horse | |
| ' Cause now whenever she sits down, she sits on me. |