Quality Janitor Lyrics
| Song | Quality Janitor |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | This Leaden Pall |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Get on my funbus, I’ll take you all for a ride | |
| I’ll tell you about the Cuban’s eight-foot stride | |
| Punch me harder, I didn’t feel a thing | |
| All the kids appreciate the joy I bring | |
| I’m always happy | |
| Ever so happy | |
| There’s no-one more happy | |
| I’m a comedy grandad | |
| Same old Northerner, always got nothing to say | |
| All the same I think I’ll say it anyway | |
| Witness these overalls, these navy-blue overalls | |
| I’m never happy | |
| Never been happy | |
| It’s not in my contract | |
| I’ve got two big keys and they’re both dead big | |
| I’m a quality janitor | |
| Just after dusk I swing from the wrought iron gates | |
| And remember the five o’clock tea-time smell of the estate | |
| I’m always running | |
| All knees and elbows | |
| Got a stick with a spike on | |
| Cartoon ducks laugh at me | |
| I’m a comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore | |
| A comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore | |
| Nobody loves me anymore | |
| Nobody loves me anymore | |
| I’m the man who put Nick Straker on the floor | |
| But nobody loves me anymore |
| Get on my funbus, I' ll take you all for a ride | |
| I' ll tell you about the Cuban' s eightfoot stride | |
| Punch me harder, I didn' t feel a thing | |
| All the kids appreciate the joy I bring | |
| I' m always happy | |
| Ever so happy | |
| There' s noone more happy | |
| I' m a comedy grandad | |
| Same old Northerner, always got nothing to say | |
| All the same I think I' ll say it anyway | |
| Witness these overalls, these navyblue overalls | |
| I' m never happy | |
| Never been happy | |
| It' s not in my contract | |
| I' ve got two big keys and they' re both dead big | |
| I' m a quality janitor | |
| Just after dusk I swing from the wrought iron gates | |
| And remember the five o' clock teatime smell of the estate | |
| I' m always running | |
| All knees and elbows | |
| Got a stick with a spike on | |
| Cartoon ducks laugh at me | |
| I' m a comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore | |
| A comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore | |
| Nobody loves me anymore | |
| Nobody loves me anymore | |
| I' m the man who put Nick Straker on the floor | |
| But nobody loves me anymore |
| Get on my funbus, I' ll take you all for a ride | |
| I' ll tell you about the Cuban' s eightfoot stride | |
| Punch me harder, I didn' t feel a thing | |
| All the kids appreciate the joy I bring | |
| I' m always happy | |
| Ever so happy | |
| There' s noone more happy | |
| I' m a comedy grandad | |
| Same old Northerner, always got nothing to say | |
| All the same I think I' ll say it anyway | |
| Witness these overalls, these navyblue overalls | |
| I' m never happy | |
| Never been happy | |
| It' s not in my contract | |
| I' ve got two big keys and they' re both dead big | |
| I' m a quality janitor | |
| Just after dusk I swing from the wrought iron gates | |
| And remember the five o' clock teatime smell of the estate | |
| I' m always running | |
| All knees and elbows | |
| Got a stick with a spike on | |
| Cartoon ducks laugh at me | |
| I' m a comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore | |
| A comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore | |
| Nobody loves me anymore | |
| Nobody loves me anymore | |
| I' m the man who put Nick Straker on the floor | |
| But nobody loves me anymore |
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