| Song | Doreen |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | This Leaden Pall |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| In the room with the sloping roof | |
| In your director’s chair | |
| You talk with your hands | |
| About what you will do next year | |
| But no-one gives a toss | |
| And we all go to Europe | |
| Watch Alwin Schockemohle | |
| Wheree’er he competes | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| The recreation ground by us | |
| Don’t seem to have | |
| Many facilities | |
| For the kids and the dogs | |
| I submitted a poem | |
| To the council chambers | |
| But they just looked surprised | |
| Like the front of an Anglia | |
| There are no dark corners of cool relief | |
| It’s a tragedy with few interludes | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| The five-day breaks | |
| And the long weekends | |
| Give me plenty of time | |
| To see the everyday things | |
| I was faintly amused to see | |
| Dutch veterans Alquin | |
| Fooling around | |
| On pleasure craft at Chester | |
| Walking up Scafell | |
| Swinging a chain | |
| Along came a hosteller | |
| I asked him his name | |
| When he said he was Malcolm | |
| Of Arimathea | |
| My rejoinder was “Die, | |
| You off-beat cabaret type.” | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| Doreen, Doreen |
| In the room with the sloping roof | |
| In your director' s chair | |
| You talk with your hands | |
| About what you will do next year | |
| But noone gives a toss | |
| And we all go to Europe | |
| Watch Alwin Schockemohle | |
| Wheree' er he competes | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| The recreation ground by us | |
| Don' t seem to have | |
| Many facilities | |
| For the kids and the dogs | |
| I submitted a poem | |
| To the council chambers | |
| But they just looked surprised | |
| Like the front of an Anglia | |
| There are no dark corners of cool relief | |
| It' s a tragedy with few interludes | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| The fiveday breaks | |
| And the long weekends | |
| Give me plenty of time | |
| To see the everyday things | |
| I was faintly amused to see | |
| Dutch veterans Alquin | |
| Fooling around | |
| On pleasure craft at Chester | |
| Walking up Scafell | |
| Swinging a chain | |
| Along came a hosteller | |
| I asked him his name | |
| When he said he was Malcolm | |
| Of Arimathea | |
| My rejoinder was " Die, | |
| You offbeat cabaret type." | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| Doreen, Doreen |
| In the room with the sloping roof | |
| In your director' s chair | |
| You talk with your hands | |
| About what you will do next year | |
| But noone gives a toss | |
| And we all go to Europe | |
| Watch Alwin Schockemohle | |
| Wheree' er he competes | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| The recreation ground by us | |
| Don' t seem to have | |
| Many facilities | |
| For the kids and the dogs | |
| I submitted a poem | |
| To the council chambers | |
| But they just looked surprised | |
| Like the front of an Anglia | |
| There are no dark corners of cool relief | |
| It' s a tragedy with few interludes | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| The fiveday breaks | |
| And the long weekends | |
| Give me plenty of time | |
| To see the everyday things | |
| I was faintly amused to see | |
| Dutch veterans Alquin | |
| Fooling around | |
| On pleasure craft at Chester | |
| Walking up Scafell | |
| Swinging a chain | |
| Along came a hosteller | |
| I asked him his name | |
| When he said he was Malcolm | |
| Of Arimathea | |
| My rejoinder was " Die, | |
| You offbeat cabaret type." | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| Doreen, Doreen | |
| Doreen, Doreen |