| Song | Whit Week Malarkey |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | This Leaden Pall |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Up in the trees down on the ground | |
| High in the hills under the sea | |
| People playing low-key warm-up gigs | |
| Performing tasters from their new LP | |
| We just got back from Greek isle Kos | |
| Didn’t see no Vicky Leandros | |
| We had a 96-track studio | |
| And it was haunted by a Red Indian | |
| See what we’ve got in the pipeline | |
| The Edge said we could maybe buy-on | |
| Met him at prestigious Marquee Club | |
| Mixed a storming set by Vow Wow | |
| Vow Wowowow | |
| Oooh he’s here again | |
| The man with the gaffer tape supplies | |
| We’ll blow the headline act away | |
| Cos we’ve brought a coachload down with us | |
| Whit Week malarkey on the prom | |
| Eyes down, look in | |
| Win beige headboard | |
| She’s got a green belt in astrology | |
| And I’ve got a black belt | |
| In NoCanDo | |
| My turn soon on Karaoke | |
| Girl nearby asks who I might be | |
| May be Boz Scaggs singing “Lido” | |
| Or I might just up and leave | |
| Just up and leave… |
| Up in the trees down on the ground | |
| High in the hills under the sea | |
| People playing lowkey warmup gigs | |
| Performing tasters from their new LP | |
| We just got back from Greek isle Kos | |
| Didn' t see no Vicky Leandros | |
| We had a 96track studio | |
| And it was haunted by a Red Indian | |
| See what we' ve got in the pipeline | |
| The Edge said we could maybe buyon | |
| Met him at prestigious Marquee Club | |
| Mixed a storming set by Vow Wow | |
| Vow Wowowow | |
| Oooh he' s here again | |
| The man with the gaffer tape supplies | |
| We' ll blow the headline act away | |
| Cos we' ve brought a coachload down with us | |
| Whit Week malarkey on the prom | |
| Eyes down, look in | |
| Win beige headboard | |
| She' s got a green belt in astrology | |
| And I' ve got a black belt | |
| In NoCanDo | |
| My turn soon on Karaoke | |
| Girl nearby asks who I might be | |
| May be Boz Scaggs singing " Lido" | |
| Or I might just up and leave | |
| Just up and leave |
| Up in the trees down on the ground | |
| High in the hills under the sea | |
| People playing lowkey warmup gigs | |
| Performing tasters from their new LP | |
| We just got back from Greek isle Kos | |
| Didn' t see no Vicky Leandros | |
| We had a 96track studio | |
| And it was haunted by a Red Indian | |
| See what we' ve got in the pipeline | |
| The Edge said we could maybe buyon | |
| Met him at prestigious Marquee Club | |
| Mixed a storming set by Vow Wow | |
| Vow Wowowow | |
| Oooh he' s here again | |
| The man with the gaffer tape supplies | |
| We' ll blow the headline act away | |
| Cos we' ve brought a coachload down with us | |
| Whit Week malarkey on the prom | |
| Eyes down, look in | |
| Win beige headboard | |
| She' s got a green belt in astrology | |
| And I' ve got a black belt | |
| In NoCanDo | |
| My turn soon on Karaoke | |
| Girl nearby asks who I might be | |
| May be Boz Scaggs singing " Lido" | |
| Or I might just up and leave | |
| Just up and leave |