| Song | Paradise Lost (You're The Reason Why) |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | Cammell Laird Social Club |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Well you say you only watch documentaries | |
| And that bad cold you’ve got, that’s the flu | |
| And that book that you foisted upon me | |
| I’ll never read it, will you? | |
| Did you play in the Garden of Eden? | |
| Were the goalkeeper’s gloves to you tossed? | |
| ‘Cos it seems to me you’re the reason | |
| You’re the reason why Paradise Lost. | |
| Was it you who invented the school run | |
| At the Laboratoires Garnier, Gaul? | |
| And is it you who’s to stone for the motorway cone | |
| Barry Venison and Davina McCall? | |
| Did you play in the Garden of Eden? | |
| Were the goalkeeper’s gloves to you tossed? | |
| ‘Cos it seems to me you’re the reason | |
| You’re the reason why Paradise Lost | |
| Ah regain it for me Rodney | |
| Well we’ve both seen your personalised reg plates | |
| And it’s not the worst crime I agree | |
| But we both know full well that it really should spell | |
| T-W-A-T-O-N-E. | |
| Did you play in the Garden of Eden? | |
| Were the goalkeeper’s gloves to you tossed? | |
| ‘Cos it seems to me you’re the reason | |
| You’re the reason why Paradise Lost |
| Well you say you only watch documentaries | |
| And that bad cold you' ve got, that' s the flu | |
| And that book that you foisted upon me | |
| I' ll never read it, will you? | |
| Did you play in the Garden of Eden? | |
| Were the goalkeeper' s gloves to you tossed? | |
| ' Cos it seems to me you' re the reason | |
| You' re the reason why Paradise Lost. | |
| Was it you who invented the school run | |
| At the Laboratoires Garnier, Gaul? | |
| And is it you who' s to stone for the motorway cone | |
| Barry Venison and Davina McCall? | |
| Did you play in the Garden of Eden? | |
| Were the goalkeeper' s gloves to you tossed? | |
| ' Cos it seems to me you' re the reason | |
| You' re the reason why Paradise Lost | |
| Ah regain it for me Rodney | |
| Well we' ve both seen your personalised reg plates | |
| And it' s not the worst crime I agree | |
| But we both know full well that it really should spell | |
| TWATONE. | |
| Did you play in the Garden of Eden? | |
| Were the goalkeeper' s gloves to you tossed? | |
| ' Cos it seems to me you' re the reason | |
| You' re the reason why Paradise Lost |
| Well you say you only watch documentaries | |
| And that bad cold you' ve got, that' s the flu | |
| And that book that you foisted upon me | |
| I' ll never read it, will you? | |
| Did you play in the Garden of Eden? | |
| Were the goalkeeper' s gloves to you tossed? | |
| ' Cos it seems to me you' re the reason | |
| You' re the reason why Paradise Lost. | |
| Was it you who invented the school run | |
| At the Laboratoires Garnier, Gaul? | |
| And is it you who' s to stone for the motorway cone | |
| Barry Venison and Davina McCall? | |
| Did you play in the Garden of Eden? | |
| Were the goalkeeper' s gloves to you tossed? | |
| ' Cos it seems to me you' re the reason | |
| You' re the reason why Paradise Lost | |
| Ah regain it for me Rodney | |
| Well we' ve both seen your personalised reg plates | |
| And it' s not the worst crime I agree | |
| But we both know full well that it really should spell | |
| TWATONE. | |
| Did you play in the Garden of Eden? | |
| Were the goalkeeper' s gloves to you tossed? | |
| ' Cos it seems to me you' re the reason | |
| You' re the reason why Paradise Lost |