| Song | With Goth On Our Side |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | Trouble Over Bridgewater |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Well my name it is Dai Young | |
| I’m the King of Welsh Goth | |
| The village I come from | |
| Is near Abersoch | |
| I was brought up on Bauhaus | |
| And black bedroom walls | |
| And I had my first Snakebite | |
| When I was in halls | |
| Now the graveyard is calling | |
| The sky’s getting greyer | |
| I’ll drink the warm blood of | |
| The Borough Surveyor | |
| And I’ll murder the verger | |
| I’ve seen how he gawps | |
| And I’ll write on his headstone: | |
| “Here lies Jones the Corpse” | |
| Now my overweight girlfriend | |
| She sits and she crimps | |
| Her mother’s convinced she’s | |
| Communing with imps | |
| Her brother’s alright though | |
| He’s a good lad is Wilf | |
| ‘Cos he’s into Placebo | |
| And Cradle Of Filth | |
| At my gig up in Butlins | |
| The Redcoats complained | |
| They tried to remove me | |
| With bottles they rained | |
| But for the first time in history | |
| I didn’t run and hide | |
| And the Scousers in shellsuits | |
| Had Goths on their side | |
| Now this Land Of My Fathers | |
| It don’t suit my needs | |
| I’d rather be some place | |
| Like Bradford or Leeds | |
| Where the Gipton teenagers | |
| Could meet in my shed | |
| For advice on mascara | |
| And all things undead | |
| Now my left index finger | |
| Is nine inches long | |
| It’s hovering over | |
| A world that’s gone wrong | |
| Ask me to Prestatyn | |
| And that’s what I’ll do | |
| And we’ll all die together | |
| And Dylan can’t sue |
| Well my name it is Dai Young | |
| I' m the King of Welsh Goth | |
| The village I come from | |
| Is near Abersoch | |
| I was brought up on Bauhaus | |
| And black bedroom walls | |
| And I had my first Snakebite | |
| When I was in halls | |
| Now the graveyard is calling | |
| The sky' s getting greyer | |
| I' ll drink the warm blood of | |
| The Borough Surveyor | |
| And I' ll murder the verger | |
| I' ve seen how he gawps | |
| And I' ll write on his headstone: | |
| " Here lies Jones the Corpse" | |
| Now my overweight girlfriend | |
| She sits and she crimps | |
| Her mother' s convinced she' s | |
| Communing with imps | |
| Her brother' s alright though | |
| He' s a good lad is Wilf | |
| ' Cos he' s into Placebo | |
| And Cradle Of Filth | |
| At my gig up in Butlins | |
| The Redcoats complained | |
| They tried to remove me | |
| With bottles they rained | |
| But for the first time in history | |
| I didn' t run and hide | |
| And the Scousers in shellsuits | |
| Had Goths on their side | |
| Now this Land Of My Fathers | |
| It don' t suit my needs | |
| I' d rather be some place | |
| Like Bradford or Leeds | |
| Where the Gipton teenagers | |
| Could meet in my shed | |
| For advice on mascara | |
| And all things undead | |
| Now my left index finger | |
| Is nine inches long | |
| It' s hovering over | |
| A world that' s gone wrong | |
| Ask me to Prestatyn | |
| And that' s what I' ll do | |
| And we' ll all die together | |
| And Dylan can' t sue |
| Well my name it is Dai Young | |
| I' m the King of Welsh Goth | |
| The village I come from | |
| Is near Abersoch | |
| I was brought up on Bauhaus | |
| And black bedroom walls | |
| And I had my first Snakebite | |
| When I was in halls | |
| Now the graveyard is calling | |
| The sky' s getting greyer | |
| I' ll drink the warm blood of | |
| The Borough Surveyor | |
| And I' ll murder the verger | |
| I' ve seen how he gawps | |
| And I' ll write on his headstone: | |
| " Here lies Jones the Corpse" | |
| Now my overweight girlfriend | |
| She sits and she crimps | |
| Her mother' s convinced she' s | |
| Communing with imps | |
| Her brother' s alright though | |
| He' s a good lad is Wilf | |
| ' Cos he' s into Placebo | |
| And Cradle Of Filth | |
| At my gig up in Butlins | |
| The Redcoats complained | |
| They tried to remove me | |
| With bottles they rained | |
| But for the first time in history | |
| I didn' t run and hide | |
| And the Scousers in shellsuits | |
| Had Goths on their side | |
| Now this Land Of My Fathers | |
| It don' t suit my needs | |
| I' d rather be some place | |
| Like Bradford or Leeds | |
| Where the Gipton teenagers | |
| Could meet in my shed | |
| For advice on mascara | |
| And all things undead | |
| Now my left index finger | |
| Is nine inches long | |
| It' s hovering over | |
| A world that' s gone wrong | |
| Ask me to Prestatyn | |
| And that' s what I' ll do | |
| And we' ll all die together | |
| And Dylan can' t sue |