| [01:42.46][00:27.54] | 萧:我不是天顶的仙女 |
| [01:45.51][00:31.02] | 董:也不是古早的西施 |
| [01:48.44][00:34.08] | 萧:今嘛流行坐飞机 |
| [01:51.11][00:36.98] | 董:花言巧语尚过时 |
| [01:54.80][00:40.68] | 萧:石头会烂算什么 |
| [01:58.74][00:43.18] | 董:海水会干无意义 |
| [02:02.07][00:47.21] | 萧:山盟海誓讲出嘴 |
| [02:04.05][00:50.62] | |
| [02:05.19][00:51.19] | 合:无法无天无药医 |
| [03:06.34][02:09.03][00:54.63] | 啊爱情的骗子闪一边 |
| [03:09.24][02:12.97][00:58.55] | 我的感情你输赢袜起 |
| [03:12.91][02:16.61][01:01.84] | 对手无强阮无趣味 |
| [03:15.91][02:19.52][01:05.19] | 请你赶紧包包返去 |
| [03:19.11][02:22.83][01:08.54] | 啊爱情的骗子紧离开 |
| [03:22.53][02:26.08][01:11.90] | 我的级数你爱阮袜起 |
| [03:26.16][02:29.88][01:15.19] | 阮的手路袜输乎你 |
| [03:29.11][02:32.92][01:18.32] | 乎我放舍你会哭归瞑 |
| [03:34.49][02:38.16][01:23.71] |
| [01:42.46][00:27.54] | xiao: wo bu shi tian ding de xian nv |
| [01:45.51][00:31.02] | dong: ye bu shi gu zao de xi shi |
| [01:48.44][00:34.08] | xiao: jin ma liu xing zuo fei ji |
| [01:51.11][00:36.98] | dong: hua yan qiao yu shang guo shi |
| [01:54.80][00:40.68] | xiao: shi tou hui lan suan shen me |
| [01:58.74][00:43.18] | dong: hai shui hui gan wu yi yi |
| [02:02.07][00:47.21] | xiao: shan meng hai shi jiang chu zui |
| [02:04.05][00:50.62] | |
| [02:05.19][00:51.19] | he: wu fa wu tian wu yao yi |
| [03:06.34][02:09.03][00:54.63] | a ai qing de pian zi shan yi bian |
| [03:09.24][02:12.97][00:58.55] | wo de gan qing ni shu ying wa qi |
| [03:12.91][02:16.61][01:01.84] | dui shou wu qiang ruan wu qu wei |
| [03:15.91][02:19.52][01:05.19] | qing ni gan jin bao bao fan qu |
| [03:19.11][02:22.83][01:08.54] | a ai qing de pian zi jin li kai |
| [03:22.53][02:26.08][01:11.90] | wo de ji shu ni ai ruan wa qi |
| [03:26.16][02:29.88][01:15.19] | ruan de shou lu wa shu hu ni |
| [03:29.11][02:32.92][01:18.32] | hu wo fang she ni hui ku gui ming |
| [03:34.49][02:38.16][01:23.71] |
| [01:42.46][00:27.54] | xiāo: wǒ bú shì tiān dǐng de xiān nǚ |
| [01:45.51][00:31.02] | dǒng: yě bú shì gǔ zǎo de xī shī |
| [01:48.44][00:34.08] | xiāo: jīn ma liú xíng zuò fēi jī |
| [01:51.11][00:36.98] | dǒng: huā yán qiǎo yǔ shàng guò shí |
| [01:54.80][00:40.68] | xiāo: shí tou huì làn suàn shén me |
| [01:58.74][00:43.18] | dǒng: hǎi shuǐ huì gàn wú yì yì |
| [02:02.07][00:47.21] | xiāo: shān méng hǎi shì jiǎng chū zuǐ |
| [02:04.05][00:50.62] | |
| [02:05.19][00:51.19] | hé: wú fǎ wú tiān wú yào yī |
| [03:06.34][02:09.03][00:54.63] | a ài qíng de piàn zi shǎn yī biān |
| [03:09.24][02:12.97][00:58.55] | wǒ de gǎn qíng nǐ shū yíng wà qǐ |
| [03:12.91][02:16.61][01:01.84] | duì shǒu wú qiáng ruǎn wú qù wèi |
| [03:15.91][02:19.52][01:05.19] | qǐng nǐ gǎn jǐn bāo bāo fǎn qù |
| [03:19.11][02:22.83][01:08.54] | a ài qíng de piàn zi jǐn lí kāi |
| [03:22.53][02:26.08][01:11.90] | wǒ de jí shù nǐ ài ruǎn wà qǐ |
| [03:26.16][02:29.88][01:15.19] | ruǎn de shǒu lù wà shū hū nǐ |
| [03:29.11][02:32.92][01:18.32] | hū wǒ fàng shě nǐ huì kū guī míng |
| [03:34.49][02:38.16][01:23.71] |