| Song | Convivial corpse disposal methodology |
| Artist | General Surgery |
| Album | Left hand pathology |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Pathological waste abounds | |
| Cadavers lined wall to wall | |
| Foul-whiffing stiffs all around | |
| A bonfire would clean it all | |
| Frenzied cauterization | |
| Now seems slightly passé | |
| A more gleeful method seems fitting | |
| To spread havoc and disharmony | |
| Dispensation of carrion embellished | |
| In a delightfully mirthful way | |
| The disposal of my spent toys | |
| A most superbly distasteful fray | |
| Mannequins discretely exchanged | |
| For a different fashion model | |
| Now view the spring collection | |
| As worn by bloated corpses | |
| The ghastly remains strategically placed in public spots | |
| Much to the amusement of my like-minded pathologist chums | |
| De-truncating limbs, slack heads are lopped | |
| Soak the pieces in preservatives to debar foul rot | |
| Wrap the stinking presents and then regroup | |
| To deliver bloody packages to your front stoops | |
| Blithely positioning cadavers on a park bench | |
| Horrified children recoil and blench | |
| Hang a corpse by its intestines from a nearby tree | |
| For the public to admire my disposal methodology | |
| Our gruesome tasks masked by off-putting gaiety | |
| The jocular demeanour veils your repugnance but barely | |
| Jovially dissecting and disposing of the gore | |
| Our brash disposal methods leave you shaken to your core | |
| Unauthorized surgeries | |
| Dismantling anatomy | |
| Solemnizing necrotomies |
| Pathological waste abounds | |
| Cadavers lined wall to wall | |
| Foulwhiffing stiffs all around | |
| A bonfire would clean it all | |
| Frenzied cauterization | |
| Now seems slightly passe | |
| A more gleeful method seems fitting | |
| To spread havoc and disharmony | |
| Dispensation of carrion embellished | |
| In a delightfully mirthful way | |
| The disposal of my spent toys | |
| A most superbly distasteful fray | |
| Mannequins discretely exchanged | |
| For a different fashion model | |
| Now view the spring collection | |
| As worn by bloated corpses | |
| The ghastly remains strategically placed in public spots | |
| Much to the amusement of my likeminded pathologist chums | |
| Detruncating limbs, slack heads are lopped | |
| Soak the pieces in preservatives to debar foul rot | |
| Wrap the stinking presents and then regroup | |
| To deliver bloody packages to your front stoops | |
| Blithely positioning cadavers on a park bench | |
| Horrified children recoil and blench | |
| Hang a corpse by its intestines from a nearby tree | |
| For the public to admire my disposal methodology | |
| Our gruesome tasks masked by offputting gaiety | |
| The jocular demeanour veils your repugnance but barely | |
| Jovially dissecting and disposing of the gore | |
| Our brash disposal methods leave you shaken to your core | |
| Unauthorized surgeries | |
| Dismantling anatomy | |
| Solemnizing necrotomies |
| Pathological waste abounds | |
| Cadavers lined wall to wall | |
| Foulwhiffing stiffs all around | |
| A bonfire would clean it all | |
| Frenzied cauterization | |
| Now seems slightly passé | |
| A more gleeful method seems fitting | |
| To spread havoc and disharmony | |
| Dispensation of carrion embellished | |
| In a delightfully mirthful way | |
| The disposal of my spent toys | |
| A most superbly distasteful fray | |
| Mannequins discretely exchanged | |
| For a different fashion model | |
| Now view the spring collection | |
| As worn by bloated corpses | |
| The ghastly remains strategically placed in public spots | |
| Much to the amusement of my likeminded pathologist chums | |
| Detruncating limbs, slack heads are lopped | |
| Soak the pieces in preservatives to debar foul rot | |
| Wrap the stinking presents and then regroup | |
| To deliver bloody packages to your front stoops | |
| Blithely positioning cadavers on a park bench | |
| Horrified children recoil and blench | |
| Hang a corpse by its intestines from a nearby tree | |
| For the public to admire my disposal methodology | |
| Our gruesome tasks masked by offputting gaiety | |
| The jocular demeanour veils your repugnance but barely | |
| Jovially dissecting and disposing of the gore | |
| Our brash disposal methods leave you shaken to your core | |
| Unauthorized surgeries | |
| Dismantling anatomy | |
| Solemnizing necrotomies |