Sex With Ducks - Original Lyrics

[00:15.69]	Pat Robertson once said
[00:17.89]	It’s a long downward slide
[00:20.50]	That will lead to legalizing sex with ducks
[00:22.47]	If two men can stand, side by side
[00:26.32]	God I hope he’s right
[00:28.21]	Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
[00:30.63]	Gonna find myself a duck
[00:33.50]	And legally do, something awful
[00:40.29]	Ducks, sex with ducks
[00:42.56]	We’ll do it in the rain
[00:44.94]	Ducks, yeah, ducks
[00:47.35]	Got those webbed feet on my brain
[00:49.49]	We’ll find a pond, we’ll find a puddle
[00:51.59]	Put your beak in mine and we’ll cuddle
[00:55.13]	It’s a feeling I can’t name
[00:57.51]	When sex with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same
[01:04.60]	Gonna goose that goose, gonna quack that swan
[01:06.74]	Gonna rubber my ducky, all night long
[01:09.70]	Gonna wack that mallard til it’s feathers plume
[01:11.39]	Gonna huey duey luey all over the room
[01:13.94]	Scrooge McDuck gonna give it you
[01:16.26]	Dive into your gold until you say duck tales, woo hoo
[01:23.40]	Ducks, sex with ducks
[01:25.58]	We’ll do it in the rain
[01:28.40]	Ducks, yeah, ducks
[01:30.10]	Those feathered bodies are insane
[01:32.60]	We’ll find a pond, we’ll find a puddle
[01:34.50]	I’ll be the wind beneath your wings and we’ll cuddle
[01:38.44]	It’s a feeling I can’t name
[01:40.53]	When sex with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same
[01:47.74]	one in the same

[00:15.69]	Pat Robertson once said
[00:17.89]	It' s a long downward slide
[00:20.50]	That will lead to legalizing sex with ducks
[00:22.47]	If two men can stand, side by side
[00:26.32]	God I hope he' s right
[00:28.21]	Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
[00:30.63]	Gonna find myself a duck
[00:33.50]	And legally do, something awful
[00:40.29]	Ducks, sex with ducks
[00:42.56]	We' ll do it in the rain
[00:44.94]	Ducks, yeah, ducks
[00:47.35]	Got those webbed feet on my brain
[00:49.49]	We' ll find a pond, we' ll find a puddle
[00:51.59]	Put your beak in mine and we' ll cuddle
[00:55.13]	It' s a feeling I can' t name
[00:57.51]	When sex with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same
[01:04.60]	Gonna goose that goose, gonna quack that swan
[01:06.74]	Gonna rubber my ducky, all night long
[01:09.70]	Gonna wack that mallard til it' s feathers plume
[01:11.39]	Gonna huey duey luey all over the room
[01:13.94]	Scrooge McDuck gonna give it you
[01:16.26]	Dive into your gold until you say duck tales, woo hoo
[01:23.40]	Ducks, sex with ducks
[01:25.58]	We' ll do it in the rain
[01:28.40]	Ducks, yeah, ducks
[01:30.10]	Those feathered bodies are insane
[01:32.60]	We' ll find a pond, we' ll find a puddle
[01:34.50]	I' ll be the wind beneath your wings and we' ll cuddle
[01:38.44]	It' s a feeling I can' t name
[01:40.53]	When sex with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same
[01:47.74]	one in the same

[00:15.69]	Pat Robertson once said
[00:17.89]	It' s a long downward slide
[00:20.50]	That will lead to legalizing sex with ducks
[00:22.47]	If two men can stand, side by side
[00:26.32]	God I hope he' s right
[00:28.21]	Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
[00:30.63]	Gonna find myself a duck
[00:33.50]	And legally do, something awful
[00:40.29]	Ducks, sex with ducks
[00:42.56]	We' ll do it in the rain
[00:44.94]	Ducks, yeah, ducks
[00:47.35]	Got those webbed feet on my brain
[00:49.49]	We' ll find a pond, we' ll find a puddle
[00:51.59]	Put your beak in mine and we' ll cuddle
[00:55.13]	It' s a feeling I can' t name
[00:57.51]	When sex with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same
[01:04.60]	Gonna goose that goose, gonna quack that swan
[01:06.74]	Gonna rubber my ducky, all night long
[01:09.70]	Gonna wack that mallard til it' s feathers plume
[01:11.39]	Gonna huey duey luey all over the room
[01:13.94]	Scrooge McDuck gonna give it you
[01:16.26]	Dive into your gold until you say duck tales, woo hoo
[01:23.40]	Ducks, sex with ducks
[01:25.58]	We' ll do it in the rain
[01:28.40]	Ducks, yeah, ducks
[01:30.10]	Those feathered bodies are insane
[01:32.60]	We' ll find a pond, we' ll find a puddle
[01:34.50]	I' ll be the wind beneath your wings and we' ll cuddle
[01:38.44]	It' s a feeling I can' t name
[01:40.53]	When sex with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same
[01:47.74]	one in the same

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