| Song | 念诗之王 |
| Artist | 柿崽 |
| Album | 柿崽2019翻唱合集 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 小可儿 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 小可儿 |
| [00:11.424] | 人 是衣马是鞍 |
| [00:12.675] | 一看长相二看穿 |
| [00:13.422] | 白天想 夜里哭 |
| [00:14.672] | 做梦都想去首都 |
| [00:15.924] | 俩脚 离地了 |
| [00:16.923] | 病毒就关闭了 |
| [00:18.172] | 啥都上不去了 |
| [00:19.670] | 嚎 |
| [00:20.176] | 嗷 |
| [00:20.674] | 改革春风吹满地 |
| [00:22.672] | 吹满地 |
| [00:23.670] | 春风吹满地 |
| [00:25.173] | 中国人民真争气 |
| [00:27.422] | 真争气 |
| [00:28.175] | 人民真争气 |
| [00:29.425] | 这个世界太疯狂 |
| [00:31.171] | 耗子 都给猫当伴娘 |
| [00:33.673] | 齐德隆 |
| [00:34.922] | 齐东强 |
| [00:36.674] | 齐德隆咚得隆咚锵 |
| [00:38.922] | 记得那是2003年的第一场雪 |
| [00:41.672] | 第一场雪 |
| [00:43.175] | 比2002年来滴稍晚了一些 |
| [00:45.689] | 稍晚了一些 |
| [00:48.174] | 抓牌看牌 |
| [00:50.177] | 洗牌码牌 |
| [00:52.426] | 失败 |
| [00:52.925] | 知道因为啥失败吗 |
| [00:54.922] | 真让我替你感到悲哀 |
| [00:57.172] | 不打针不吃药 |
| [00:58.422] | 坐着就是跟你唠 |
| [00:59.175] | 用 谈话的方式 治疗这叫话疗 |
| [01:01.678] | 现在请听第一个话题 |
| [01:03.926] | 母猪的 产后 护理 |
| [01:05.424] | 拿错书了 |
| [01:06.340] | 粮食大丰收 |
| [01:07.590] | 洪水被赶跑 |
| [01:08.588] | 百姓 安居乐业 |
| [01:09.841] | 齐夸党的领导 |
| [01:10.591] | 国外比较乱遭 |
| [01:12.089] | 成天勾心斗角 |
| [01:12.842] | 纵观世界风云 |
| [01:14.339] | 风景这边更好 |
| [01:15.091] | 火辣辣的心呐 |
| [01:16.589] | 火辣辣的情 |
| [01:17.842] | 火辣辣的小辣椒 |
| [01:18.839] | 他透着心里红 |
| [01:20.089] | 火辣辣的范老师 |
| [01:21.088] | 请你多批评 |
| [01:22.339] | 精辟啥那是屁精 |
| [01:24.588] | 改革春风吹满地 |
| [01:26.591] | 吹满地 |
| [01:27.843] | 春风吹满地 |
| [01:29.340] | 中国人民真争气 |
| [01:31.337] | 真争气 |
| [01:32.343] | 人民真争气 |
| [01:33.593] | 这个世界太疯狂 |
| [01:35.344] | 耗子都给猫当伴娘 |
| [01:37.840] | 齐德隆 |
| [01:38.585] | 齐东强 |
| [01:40.588] | 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵 |
| [01:42.575] | 我在意你 |
| [01:43.075] | 含糊你 |
| [01:44.079] | 伺候你 |
| [01:44.578] | 我不光怕你 |
| [01:45.330] | 关键现在 我 怕你妈呀 |
| [01:47.332] | 喝水闭嘴揉腿 |
| [01:48.330] | 亲一口老鬼MUA |
| [01:49.828] | 感谢TV |
| [01:50.827] | 感谢所有TV |
| [01:51.825] | 床前明月光 |
| [01:52.578] | 玻璃玻璃好上霜 |
| [01:54.328] | 打麻将 双人床 |
| [01:55.326] | 十个木那叫念炕 |
| [01:56.324] | 一只公鸡要下蛋 |
| [01:57.838] | 不是他的活他要干 |
| [02:01.085] | 不打针不吃药 |
| [02:02.084] | 坐着就是跟你唠 |
| [02:03.376] | 用谈话的方式治疗 |
| [02:04.873] | 这叫话疗 |
| [02:05.379] | 现在请听第一个话题 |
| [02:08.131] | 母猪的产后护理 |
| [02:09.378] | 拿错书了 |
| [02:10.129] | 粮食大丰收 |
| [02:11.380] | 洪水被赶跑 |
| [02:12.630] | 百姓安居乐业 |
| [02:13.629] | 齐夸党的领导 |
| [02:14.627] | 国外比较乱遭 |
| [02:16.124] | 成天勾心斗角 |
| [02:16.876] | 纵观世界风云 |
| [02:18.378] | 风景这边更好 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : xiao ke er |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : xiao ke er |
| [00:11.424] | ren shi yi ma shi an |
| [00:12.675] | yi kan zhang xiang er kan chuan |
| [00:13.422] | bai tian xiang ye li ku |
| [00:14.672] | zuo meng dou xiang qu shou du |
| [00:15.924] | lia jiao li di le |
| [00:16.923] | bing du jiu guan bi le |
| [00:18.172] | sha dou shang bu qu le |
| [00:19.670] | hao |
| [00:20.176] | ao |
| [00:20.674] | gai ge chun feng chui man di |
| [00:22.672] | chui man di |
| [00:23.670] | chun feng chui man di |
| [00:25.173] | zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [00:27.422] | zhen zheng qi |
| [00:28.175] | ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [00:29.425] | zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
| [00:31.171] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
| [00:33.673] | qi de long |
| [00:34.922] | qi dong qiang |
| [00:36.674] | qi de long dong de long dong qiang |
| [00:38.922] | ji de na shi 2003 nian de di yi chang xue |
| [00:41.672] | di yi chang xue |
| [00:43.175] | bi 2002 nian lai di shao wan le yi xie |
| [00:45.689] | shao wan le yi xie |
| [00:48.174] | zhua pai kan pai |
| [00:50.177] | xi pai ma pai |
| [00:52.426] | shi bai |
| [00:52.925] | zhi dao yin wei sha shi bai ma |
| [00:54.922] | zhen rang wo ti ni gan dao bei ai |
| [00:57.172] | bu da zhen bu chi yao |
| [00:58.422] | zuo zhe jiu shi gen ni lao |
| [00:59.175] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao zhe jiao hua liao |
| [01:01.678] | xian zai qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
| [01:03.926] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li |
| [01:05.424] | na cuo shu le |
| [01:06.340] | liang shi da feng shou |
| [01:07.590] | hong shui bei gan pao |
| [01:08.588] | bai xing an ju le ye |
| [01:09.841] | qi kua dang de ling dao |
| [01:10.591] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao |
| [01:12.089] | cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
| [01:12.842] | zong guan shi jie feng yun |
| [01:14.339] | feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
| [01:15.091] | huo la la de xin na |
| [01:16.589] | huo la la de qing |
| [01:17.842] | huo la la de xiao la jiao |
| [01:18.839] | ta tou zhe xin li hong |
| [01:20.089] | huo la la de fan lao shi |
| [01:21.088] | qing ni duo pi ping |
| [01:22.339] | jing pi sha na shi pi jing |
| [01:24.588] | gai ge chun feng chui man di |
| [01:26.591] | chui man di |
| [01:27.843] | chun feng chui man di |
| [01:29.340] | zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [01:31.337] | zhen zheng qi |
| [01:32.343] | ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [01:33.593] | zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
| [01:35.344] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
| [01:37.840] | qi de long |
| [01:38.585] | qi dong qiang |
| [01:40.588] | qi de long de dong de long dong qiang |
| [01:42.575] | wo zai yi ni |
| [01:43.075] | han hu ni |
| [01:44.079] | ci hou ni |
| [01:44.578] | wo bu guang pa ni |
| [01:45.330] | guan jian xian zai wo pa ni ma ya |
| [01:47.332] | he shui bi zui rou tui |
| [01:48.330] | qin yi kou lao gui MUA |
| [01:49.828] | gan xie TV |
| [01:50.827] | gan xie suo you TV |
| [01:51.825] | chuang qian ming yue guang |
| [01:52.578] | bo li bo li hao shang shuang |
| [01:54.328] | da ma jiang shuang ren chuang |
| [01:55.326] | shi ge mu na jiao nian kang |
| [01:56.324] | yi zhi gong ji yao xia dan |
| [01:57.838] | bu shi ta de huo ta yao gan |
| [02:01.085] | bu da zhen bu chi yao |
| [02:02.084] | zuo zhe jiu shi gen ni lao |
| [02:03.376] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao |
| [02:04.873] | zhe jiao hua liao |
| [02:05.379] | xian zai qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
| [02:08.131] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li |
| [02:09.378] | na cuo shu le |
| [02:10.129] | liang shi da feng shou |
| [02:11.380] | hong shui bei gan pao |
| [02:12.630] | bai xing an ju le ye |
| [02:13.629] | qi kua dang de ling dao |
| [02:14.627] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao |
| [02:16.124] | cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
| [02:16.876] | zong guan shi jie feng yun |
| [02:18.378] | feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : xiǎo kě ér |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : xiǎo kě ér |
| [00:11.424] | rén shì yī mǎ shì ān |
| [00:12.675] | yī kàn zhǎng xiàng èr kàn chuān |
| [00:13.422] | bái tiān xiǎng yè lǐ kū |
| [00:14.672] | zuò mèng dōu xiǎng qù shǒu dū |
| [00:15.924] | liǎ jiǎo lí dì le |
| [00:16.923] | bìng dú jiù guān bì le |
| [00:18.172] | shà dōu shàng bù qù le |
| [00:19.670] | háo |
| [00:20.176] | áo |
| [00:20.674] | gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [00:22.672] | chuī mǎn dì |
| [00:23.670] | chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [00:25.173] | zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [00:27.422] | zhēn zhēng qì |
| [00:28.175] | rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [00:29.425] | zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng |
| [00:31.171] | hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng |
| [00:33.673] | qí dé lóng |
| [00:34.922] | qí dōng qiáng |
| [00:36.674] | qí dé lóng dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng |
| [00:38.922] | jì de nà shi 2003 nián de dì yī chǎng xuě |
| [00:41.672] | dì yī chǎng xuě |
| [00:43.175] | bǐ 2002 nián lái dī shāo wǎn le yī xiē |
| [00:45.689] | shāo wǎn le yī xiē |
| [00:48.174] | zhuā pái kàn pái |
| [00:50.177] | xǐ pái mǎ pái |
| [00:52.426] | shī bài |
| [00:52.925] | zhī dào yīn wèi shà shī bài ma |
| [00:54.922] | zhēn ràng wǒ tì nǐ gǎn dào bēi āi |
| [00:57.172] | bù dǎ zhēn bù chī yào |
| [00:58.422] | zuò zhe jiù shì gēn nǐ láo |
| [00:59.175] | yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo zhè jiào huà liáo |
| [01:01.678] | xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí |
| [01:03.926] | mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ |
| [01:05.424] | ná cuò shū le |
| [01:06.340] | liáng shí dà fēng shōu |
| [01:07.590] | hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo |
| [01:08.588] | bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè |
| [01:09.841] | qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo |
| [01:10.591] | guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo |
| [01:12.089] | chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo |
| [01:12.842] | zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún |
| [01:14.339] | fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo |
| [01:15.091] | huǒ là là de xīn nà |
| [01:16.589] | huǒ là là de qíng |
| [01:17.842] | huǒ là là de xiǎo là jiāo |
| [01:18.839] | tā tòu zhe xīn lǐ hóng |
| [01:20.089] | huǒ là là de fàn lǎo shī |
| [01:21.088] | qǐng nǐ duō pī píng |
| [01:22.339] | jīng pì shà nà shi pì jīng |
| [01:24.588] | gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [01:26.591] | chuī mǎn dì |
| [01:27.843] | chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [01:29.340] | zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [01:31.337] | zhēn zhēng qì |
| [01:32.343] | rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [01:33.593] | zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng |
| [01:35.344] | hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng |
| [01:37.840] | qí dé lóng |
| [01:38.585] | qí dōng qiáng |
| [01:40.588] | qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng |
| [01:42.575] | wǒ zài yì nǐ |
| [01:43.075] | hán hu nǐ |
| [01:44.079] | cì hou nǐ |
| [01:44.578] | wǒ bù guāng pà nǐ |
| [01:45.330] | guān jiàn xiàn zài wǒ pà nǐ mā ya |
| [01:47.332] | hē shuǐ bì zuǐ róu tuǐ |
| [01:48.330] | qīn yī kǒu lǎo guǐ MUA |
| [01:49.828] | gǎn xiè TV |
| [01:50.827] | gǎn xiè suǒ yǒu TV |
| [01:51.825] | chuáng qián míng yuè guāng |
| [01:52.578] | bō lí bō lí hǎo shàng shuāng |
| [01:54.328] | dǎ má jiàng shuāng rén chuáng |
| [01:55.326] | shí gè mù nà jiào niàn kàng |
| [01:56.324] | yì zhī gōng jī yào xià dàn |
| [01:57.838] | bú shì tā de huó tā yào gàn |
| [02:01.085] | bù dǎ zhēn bù chī yào |
| [02:02.084] | zuò zhe jiù shì gēn nǐ láo |
| [02:03.376] | yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo |
| [02:04.873] | zhè jiào huà liáo |
| [02:05.379] | xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí |
| [02:08.131] | mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ |
| [02:09.378] | ná cuò shū le |
| [02:10.129] | liáng shí dà fēng shōu |
| [02:11.380] | hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo |
| [02:12.630] | bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè |
| [02:13.629] | qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo |
| [02:14.627] | guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo |
| [02:16.124] | chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo |
| [02:16.876] | zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún |
| [02:18.378] | fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo |