| Song | Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros [feat. Rhymenocerous and the Hiphopopotamus] (Album Version) |
| Artist | Flight of the Conchords |
| Album | Flight Of The Conchords |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement |
| [00:04.533] | |
| [00:05.004] | |
| [00:05.381] | I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous |
| [00:06.896] | My beats are phat and the birds are on my back |
| [00:09.127] | And I'm horny (I'm horny) |
| [00:10.064] | If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede |
| [00:11.832] | 'Cause I hit you with my flow |
| [00:13.432] | The Wild Rhino Stampede |
| [00:14.656] | I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated |
| [00:17.001] | I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated |
| [00:19.160] | And subsequently procreated |
| [00:20.454] | That's how it goes |
| [00:22.034] | Here's the Hip-Hopapotamus |
| [00:23.293] | The hip hop hippo |
| [00:24.598] | |
| [00:25.256] | They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus |
| [00:26.136] | My lyrics are bottomless |
| [00:27.049] | |
| [00:34.134] | Sometimes my rhymes are polite |
| [00:35.653] | Like "Thank you for the dinner, Ms. Wright |
| [00:36.914] | That was very delicious, good night" |
| [00:38.654] | Sometimes they're obscene |
| [00:40.165] | Like a pornographic dream |
| [00:41.329] | NC-17 with ladies in a |
| [00:42.264] | Stream of margarine |
| [00:43.487] | Ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah |
| [00:46.747] | Some margarine |
| [00:48.157] | |
| [00:48.473] | They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus |
| [00:49.783] | Flows that glow like phosphorous |
| [00:51.033] | Poppin' off the top of this esophagus |
| [00:52.349] | Rockin' this metropolis |
| [00:53.455] | I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal |
| [00:55.524] | Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? |
| [00:57.536] | Did Steve tell you that, perchance? |
| [00:58.884] | Mmmph, Steve |
| [01:01.446] | |
| [01:03.481] | My rhymes and records they don't get played |
| [01:04.924] | Because my records and rhymes they don't get made |
| [01:07.230] | And if you rap like me you don't get paid |
| [01:09.716] | And if you roll like me you don't get laid |
| [01:12.539] | |
| [01:13.024] | My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment |
| [01:14.583] | I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant |
| [01:17.183] | Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist |
| [01:19.322] | But you lovely ******* and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this |
| [01:21.850] | |
| [01:22.747] | Other rappers diss me |
| [01:24.161] | Say my rhymes are sissy |
| [01:26.523] | Why? Why? Why? |
| [01:29.714] | What? |
| [01:30.754] | Why exactly? |
| [01:31.762] | What? Why? |
| [01:33.832] | Be more constructive with your feedback, please, why? |
| [01:35.416] | Why? |
| [01:36.281] | |
| [01:37.272] | Why, because I rap about reality? |
| [01:38.887] | Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? |
| [01:40.969] | There ain't no party like my nana's tea party |
| [01:43.931] | Hey! Ho! |
| [01:46.052] | |
| [01:47.812] | I'm the motherflippin' |
| [01:49.236] | I'm the motherflippin' |
| [01:52.257] | I'm the motherflippin' |
| [01:54.878] | Who's the motherflippin'? |
| [01:57.011] | |
| [01:57.606] | I'm the motherflippin' |
| [01:59.720] | I'm the motherflippin' |
| [02:01.020] | I'm the motherflippin' |
| [02:03.254] | Motherflippin' |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : Bret McKenzie Jemaine Clement |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : Bret McKenzie Jemaine Clement |
| [00:04.533] | |
| [00:05.004] | |
| [00:05.381] | I' m the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous |
| [00:06.896] | My beats are phat and the birds are on my back |
| [00:09.127] | And I' m horny I' m horny |
| [00:10.064] | If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede |
| [00:11.832] | ' Cause I hit you with my flow |
| [00:13.432] | The Wild Rhino Stampede |
| [00:14.656] | I' m not just wild, I' m trained, domesticated |
| [00:17.001] | I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated |
| [00:19.160] | And subsequently procreated |
| [00:20.454] | That' s how it goes |
| [00:22.034] | Here' s the HipHopapotamus |
| [00:23.293] | The hip hop hippo |
| [00:24.598] | |
| [00:25.256] | They call me the HipHopapotamus |
| [00:26.136] | My lyrics are bottomless |
| [00:27.049] | |
| [00:34.134] | Sometimes my rhymes are polite |
| [00:35.653] | Like " Thank you for the dinner, Ms. Wright |
| [00:36.914] | That was very delicious, good night" |
| [00:38.654] | Sometimes they' re obscene |
| [00:40.165] | Like a pornographic dream |
| [00:41.329] | NC17 with ladies in a |
| [00:42.264] | Stream of margarine |
| [00:43.487] | Ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah |
| [00:46.747] | Some margarine |
| [00:48.157] | |
| [00:48.473] | They call me the HipHopapotamus |
| [00:49.783] | Flows that glow like phosphorous |
| [00:51.033] | Poppin' off the top of this esophagus |
| [00:52.349] | Rockin' this metropolis |
| [00:53.455] | I' m not a large waterdwelling mammal |
| [00:55.524] | Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? |
| [00:57.536] | Did Steve tell you that, perchance? |
| [00:58.884] | Mmmph, Steve |
| [01:01.446] | |
| [01:03.481] | My rhymes and records they don' t get played |
| [01:04.924] | Because my records and rhymes they don' t get made |
| [01:07.230] | And if you rap like me you don' t get paid |
| [01:09.716] | And if you roll like me you don' t get laid |
| [01:12.539] | |
| [01:13.024] | My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment |
| [01:14.583] | I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant |
| [01:17.183] | Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist |
| [01:19.322] | But you lovely and hoes should know I' m trying to correct this |
| [01:21.850] | |
| [01:22.747] | Other rappers diss me |
| [01:24.161] | Say my rhymes are sissy |
| [01:26.523] | Why? Why? Why? |
| [01:29.714] | What? |
| [01:30.754] | Why exactly? |
| [01:31.762] | What? Why? |
| [01:33.832] | Be more constructive with your feedback, please, why? |
| [01:35.416] | Why? |
| [01:36.281] | |
| [01:37.272] | Why, because I rap about reality? |
| [01:38.887] | Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? |
| [01:40.969] | There ain' t no party like my nana' s tea party |
| [01:43.931] | Hey! Ho! |
| [01:46.052] | |
| [01:47.812] | I' m the motherflippin' |
| [01:49.236] | I' m the motherflippin' |
| [01:52.257] | I' m the motherflippin' |
| [01:54.878] | Who' s the motherflippin'? |
| [01:57.011] | |
| [01:57.606] | I' m the motherflippin' |
| [01:59.720] | I' m the motherflippin' |
| [02:01.020] | I' m the motherflippin' |
| [02:03.254] | Motherflippin' |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : Bret McKenzie Jemaine Clement |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : Bret McKenzie Jemaine Clement |
| [00:04.533] | |
| [00:05.004] | |
| [00:05.381] | I' m the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous |
| [00:06.896] | My beats are phat and the birds are on my back |
| [00:09.127] | And I' m horny I' m horny |
| [00:10.064] | If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede |
| [00:11.832] | ' Cause I hit you with my flow |
| [00:13.432] | The Wild Rhino Stampede |
| [00:14.656] | I' m not just wild, I' m trained, domesticated |
| [00:17.001] | I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated |
| [00:19.160] | And subsequently procreated |
| [00:20.454] | That' s how it goes |
| [00:22.034] | Here' s the HipHopapotamus |
| [00:23.293] | The hip hop hippo |
| [00:24.598] | |
| [00:25.256] | They call me the HipHopapotamus |
| [00:26.136] | My lyrics are bottomless |
| [00:27.049] | |
| [00:34.134] | Sometimes my rhymes are polite |
| [00:35.653] | Like " Thank you for the dinner, Ms. Wright |
| [00:36.914] | That was very delicious, good night" |
| [00:38.654] | Sometimes they' re obscene |
| [00:40.165] | Like a pornographic dream |
| [00:41.329] | NC17 with ladies in a |
| [00:42.264] | Stream of margarine |
| [00:43.487] | Ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah |
| [00:46.747] | Some margarine |
| [00:48.157] | |
| [00:48.473] | They call me the HipHopapotamus |
| [00:49.783] | Flows that glow like phosphorous |
| [00:51.033] | Poppin' off the top of this esophagus |
| [00:52.349] | Rockin' this metropolis |
| [00:53.455] | I' m not a large waterdwelling mammal |
| [00:55.524] | Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? |
| [00:57.536] | Did Steve tell you that, perchance? |
| [00:58.884] | Mmmph, Steve |
| [01:01.446] | |
| [01:03.481] | My rhymes and records they don' t get played |
| [01:04.924] | Because my records and rhymes they don' t get made |
| [01:07.230] | And if you rap like me you don' t get paid |
| [01:09.716] | And if you roll like me you don' t get laid |
| [01:12.539] | |
| [01:13.024] | My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment |
| [01:14.583] | I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant |
| [01:17.183] | Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist |
| [01:19.322] | But you lovely and hoes should know I' m trying to correct this |
| [01:21.850] | |
| [01:22.747] | Other rappers diss me |
| [01:24.161] | Say my rhymes are sissy |
| [01:26.523] | Why? Why? Why? |
| [01:29.714] | What? |
| [01:30.754] | Why exactly? |
| [01:31.762] | What? Why? |
| [01:33.832] | Be more constructive with your feedback, please, why? |
| [01:35.416] | Why? |
| [01:36.281] | |
| [01:37.272] | Why, because I rap about reality? |
| [01:38.887] | Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? |
| [01:40.969] | There ain' t no party like my nana' s tea party |
| [01:43.931] | Hey! Ho! |
| [01:46.052] | |
| [01:47.812] | I' m the motherflippin' |
| [01:49.236] | I' m the motherflippin' |
| [01:52.257] | I' m the motherflippin' |
| [01:54.878] | Who' s the motherflippin'? |
| [01:57.011] | |
| [01:57.606] | I' m the motherflippin' |
| [01:59.720] | I' m the motherflippin' |
| [02:01.020] | I' m the motherflippin' |
| [02:03.254] | Motherflippin' |