| Song | I'm Afraid Of Japan |
| Artist | Final Fantasy |
| Album | He Poos Clouds |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Pallett | |
| Nippon, won't you take me into your arms and make me | |
| Into a sergeant, emboldened and enlargened | |
| For some the spell was shafted, but I am in your sway | |
| Yes, I am still enchanted by the ways of yesterday | |
| To the public park I walk with my new wife | |
| And in the summer heat, I lose my head | |
| I tell her that the army needs a modus operandi | |
| I tell her where I really went that evening in Chelsea | |
| I tell her I don't think I'll last another single night | |
| She says, Yeah, right | |
| If I do it with an ice pick, will I come back as a jock? | |
| If I fast until starvation will I be born again a Christian? | |
| I hear that death by burning means returning as a girl | |
| But only by seppuku can I retain my virtue | |
| But all my efforts have only made | |
| An army of greedy gays | |
| Will no one read The Sound Of Waves? | |
| Oh, oh, I am afraid. |
| zuo qu : Pallett | |
| Nippon, won' t you take me into your arms and make me | |
| Into a sergeant, emboldened and enlargened | |
| For some the spell was shafted, but I am in your sway | |
| Yes, I am still enchanted by the ways of yesterday | |
| To the public park I walk with my new wife | |
| And in the summer heat, I lose my head | |
| I tell her that the army needs a modus operandi | |
| I tell her where I really went that evening in Chelsea | |
| I tell her I don' t think I' ll last another single night | |
| She says, Yeah, right | |
| If I do it with an ice pick, will I come back as a jock? | |
| If I fast until starvation will I be born again a Christian? | |
| I hear that death by burning means returning as a girl | |
| But only by seppuku can I retain my virtue | |
| But all my efforts have only made | |
| An army of greedy gays | |
| Will no one read The Sound Of Waves? | |
| Oh, oh, I am afraid. |
| zuò qǔ : Pallett | |
| Nippon, won' t you take me into your arms and make me | |
| Into a sergeant, emboldened and enlargened | |
| For some the spell was shafted, but I am in your sway | |
| Yes, I am still enchanted by the ways of yesterday | |
| To the public park I walk with my new wife | |
| And in the summer heat, I lose my head | |
| I tell her that the army needs a modus operandi | |
| I tell her where I really went that evening in Chelsea | |
| I tell her I don' t think I' ll last another single night | |
| She says, Yeah, right | |
| If I do it with an ice pick, will I come back as a jock? | |
| If I fast until starvation will I be born again a Christian? | |
| I hear that death by burning means returning as a girl | |
| But only by seppuku can I retain my virtue | |
| But all my efforts have only made | |
| An army of greedy gays | |
| Will no one read The Sound Of Waves? | |
| Oh, oh, I am afraid. |