| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 陈奂仁/何秉舜/张佳添/BC |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 林夕 |
| [00:23.61] | 楼主水帖灌天下 |
| [00:26.26] | 盆友围观把屏刷 |
| [00:29.36] | 转发转发再转发 |
| [00:32.06] | 神马点击成神话 |
| [00:34.91] | 貌似村姑只要酱紫油菜花 |
| [00:37.71] | 盆友稀饭一夜之间变大咖 |
| [00:40.71] | 导游阿珍一段训话引起怨念大暴发 |
| [00:44.12] | 是洗具杯具就凭一句话 |
| [00:47.07] | 童鞋非常犀利吧 |
| [00:49.47] | 童鞋非常犀利吗 |
| [00:52.52] | 一给力 犀利哥回家 |
| [00:57.67] | ah wo |
| [00:58.57] | |
| [01:00.81] | 发不发 发就发 要转发 快转发 |
| [01:10.57] | 明星都是大作家 |
| [01:12.77] | 粉丝都是评论家 |
| [01:15.77] | 围脖博爱好博大 |
| [01:18.57] | 粉丝明星素一家 |
| [01:21.77] | 酸甜苦辣劈里啪啦吃喝拉 |
| [01:24.32] | 秒秒事事人人都共享一下 |
| [01:27.27] | 主角观众导演记者集于一身雷到家 |
| [01:30.82] | 郁闷滴随时来开个趴 |
| [01:33.57] | 童鞋非常犀利吧 |
| [01:36.02] | 童鞋非常犀利吗 |
| [01:39.22] | 一给力 犀利哥回家 |
| [01:43.97] | |
| [01:47.56] | 一转发 二转发 发啊发 发啊发 |
| [01:57.02] | 看到神马有点神马就顶一下 |
| [01:59.47] | 看到神马鸡冻起来泪奔一下 |
| [02:02.37] | 看到神马内牛满面就晕一下 |
| [02:05.13] | 看到神马菜鸟狗笑就汗一下 |
| [02:07.98] | 看到神马有理无理也一下 |
| [02:11.03] | 看到神马有事没事路过一下 |
| [02:13.88] | 看到神马光明正大潜水干嘛 |
| [02:16.81] | 犀利爸爸犀利妈妈犀利哥哥 |
| [02:19.89] | 童鞋非常犀利吧 |
| [02:22.54] | 童鞋非常犀利吗 |
| [02:25.51] | 一给力 犀利哥回家 |
| [02:30.52] | |
| [02:31.77] | 童鞋非常犀利吧 |
| [02:34.22] | |
| [02:34.88] | 童鞋非常犀利吗 一给力 犀利哥回家 |
| [02:42.13] | |
| [02:46.18] | 偶说一个冷笑话 |
| [02:48.79] | 偶要人肉搜索她 |
| [02:51.74] | 最後牵挂万挂输给了八挂 |
| [02:54.60] | 这个关注那个关注什么时候轮到她 |
| [02:58.00] | |
| [03:00.15] | 发啊发 发啊发 发啊发 发啊发 |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : chen huan ren he bing shun zhang jia tian BC |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : lin xi |
| [00:23.61] | lou zhu shui tie guan tian xia |
| [00:26.26] | pen you wei guan ba ping shua |
| [00:29.36] | zhuan fa zhuan fa zai zhuan fa |
| [00:32.06] | shen ma dian ji cheng shen hua |
| [00:34.91] | mao si cun gu zhi yao jiang zi you cai hua |
| [00:37.71] | pen you xi fan yi ye zhi jian bian da ka |
| [00:40.71] | dao you a zhen yi duan xun hua yin qi yuan nian da bao fa |
| [00:44.12] | shi xi ju bei ju jiu ping yi ju hua |
| [00:47.07] | tong xie fei chang xi li ba |
| [00:49.47] | tong xie fei chang xi li ma |
| [00:52.52] | yi gei li xi li ge hui jia |
| [00:57.67] | ah wo |
| [00:58.57] | |
| [01:00.81] | fa bu fa fa jiu fa yao zhuan fa kuai zhuan fa |
| [01:10.57] | ming xing dou shi da zuo jia |
| [01:12.77] | fen si dou shi ping lun jia |
| [01:15.77] | wei bo bo ai hao bo da |
| [01:18.57] | fen si ming xing su yi jia |
| [01:21.77] | suan tian ku la pi li pa la chi he la |
| [01:24.32] | miao miao shi shi ren ren dou gong xiang yi xia |
| [01:27.27] | zhu jue guan zhong dao yan ji zhe ji yu yi shen lei dao jia |
| [01:30.82] | yu men di sui shi lai kai ge pa |
| [01:33.57] | tong xie fei chang xi li ba |
| [01:36.02] | tong xie fei chang xi li ma |
| [01:39.22] | yi gei li xi li ge hui jia |
| [01:43.97] | |
| [01:47.56] | yi zhuan fa er zhuan fa fa a fa fa a fa |
| [01:57.02] | kan dao shen ma you dian shen ma jiu ding yi xia |
| [01:59.47] | kan dao shen ma ji dong qi lai lei ben yi xia |
| [02:02.37] | kan dao shen ma nei niu man mian jiu yun yi xia |
| [02:05.13] | kan dao shen ma cai niao gou xiao jiu han yi xia |
| [02:07.98] | kan dao shen ma you li wu li ye yi xia |
| [02:11.03] | kan dao shen ma you shi mei shi lu guo yi xia |
| [02:13.88] | kan dao shen ma guang ming zheng da qian shui gan ma |
| [02:16.81] | xi li ba ba xi li ma ma xi li ge ge |
| [02:19.89] | tong xie fei chang xi li ba |
| [02:22.54] | tong xie fei chang xi li ma |
| [02:25.51] | yi gei li xi li ge hui jia |
| [02:30.52] | |
| [02:31.77] | tong xie fei chang xi li ba |
| [02:34.22] | |
| [02:34.88] | tong xie fei chang xi li ma yi gei li xi li ge hui jia |
| [02:42.13] | |
| [02:46.18] | ou shuo yi ge leng xiao hua |
| [02:48.79] | ou yao ren rou sou suo ta |
| [02:51.74] | zui hou qian gua wan gua shu gei le ba gua |
| [02:54.60] | zhe ge guan zhu na ge guan zhu shen me shi hou lun dao ta |
| [02:58.00] | |
| [03:00.15] | fa a fa fa a fa fa a fa fa a fa |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : chén huàn rén hé bǐng shùn zhāng jiā tiān BC |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : lín xī |
| [00:23.61] | lóu zhǔ shuǐ tiē guàn tiān xià |
| [00:26.26] | pén yǒu wéi guān bǎ píng shuā |
| [00:29.36] | zhuǎn fā zhuǎn fā zài zhuǎn fā |
| [00:32.06] | shén mǎ diǎn jī chéng shén huà |
| [00:34.91] | mào sì cūn gū zhǐ yào jiàng zǐ yóu cài huā |
| [00:37.71] | pén yǒu xī fàn yī yè zhī jiān biàn dà kā |
| [00:40.71] | dǎo yóu ā zhēn yī duàn xùn huà yǐn qǐ yuàn niàn dà bào fā |
| [00:44.12] | shì xǐ jù bēi jù jiù píng yī jù huà |
| [00:47.07] | tóng xié fēi cháng xī lì ba |
| [00:49.47] | tóng xié fēi cháng xī lì ma |
| [00:52.52] | yī gěi lì xī lì gē huí jiā |
| [00:57.67] | ah wo |
| [00:58.57] | |
| [01:00.81] | fā bù fā fā jiù fā yào zhuǎn fā kuài zhuǎn fā |
| [01:10.57] | míng xīng dōu shì dà zuò jiā |
| [01:12.77] | fěn sī dōu shì píng lùn jiā |
| [01:15.77] | wéi bó bó ài hào bó dà |
| [01:18.57] | fěn sī míng xīng sù yī jiā |
| [01:21.77] | suān tián kǔ là pī li pā lā chī hē lā |
| [01:24.32] | miǎo miǎo shì shì rén rén dōu gòng xiǎng yī xià |
| [01:27.27] | zhǔ jué guān zhòng dǎo yǎn jì zhě jí yú yī shēn léi dào jiā |
| [01:30.82] | yù mèn dī suí shí lái kāi gè pā |
| [01:33.57] | tóng xié fēi cháng xī lì ba |
| [01:36.02] | tóng xié fēi cháng xī lì ma |
| [01:39.22] | yī gěi lì xī lì gē huí jiā |
| [01:43.97] | |
| [01:47.56] | yī zhuǎn fā èr zhuǎn fā fā a fā fā a fā |
| [01:57.02] | kàn dào shén mǎ yǒu diǎn shén mǎ jiù dǐng yī xià |
| [01:59.47] | kàn dào shén mǎ jī dòng qǐ lái lèi bēn yī xià |
| [02:02.37] | kàn dào shén mǎ nèi niú mǎn miàn jiù yūn yī xià |
| [02:05.13] | kàn dào shén mǎ cài niǎo gǒu xiào jiù hàn yī xià |
| [02:07.98] | kàn dào shén mǎ yǒu lǐ wú lǐ yě yī xià |
| [02:11.03] | kàn dào shén mǎ yǒu shì méi shì lù guò yī xià |
| [02:13.88] | kàn dào shén mǎ guāng míng zhèng dà qián shuǐ gàn ma |
| [02:16.81] | xī lì bà bà xī lì mā mā xī lì gē ge |
| [02:19.89] | tóng xié fēi cháng xī lì ba |
| [02:22.54] | tóng xié fēi cháng xī lì ma |
| [02:25.51] | yī gěi lì xī lì gē huí jiā |
| [02:30.52] | |
| [02:31.77] | tóng xié fēi cháng xī lì ba |
| [02:34.22] | |
| [02:34.88] | tóng xié fēi cháng xī lì ma yī gěi lì xī lì gē huí jiā |
| [02:42.13] | |
| [02:46.18] | ǒu shuō yí gè lěng xiào huà |
| [02:48.79] | ǒu yào rén ròu sōu suǒ tā |
| [02:51.74] | zuì hòu qiān guà wàn guà shū gěi le bā guà |
| [02:54.60] | zhè gè guān zhù nà gè guān zhù shén me shí hòu lún dào tā |
| [02:58.00] | |
| [03:00.15] | fā a fā fā a fā fā a fā fā a fā |
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