| Song | I'm Doomed |
| Artist | Frank Zappa |
| Album | Playground Psychotics |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Howard: We gotta do two shows tonight? | |
| Dick: Yeah, I hope you don't use up your vital . . . statistics | |
| Howard: I'm doomed. Two shows, man . . . | |
| Dick: Never two shows important, I mean | |
| Howard: Couldn't have spared me another twenty minutes sleep, another three hours worth of sleep, coul have driven down? | |
| Dick: I cut it to the bare minimum, Howard | |
| Howard: Yeah, man, you're O.D.'ing on Preparation H at this very moment |