| Song | The Jazz Discharge Party Hats |
| Artist | Frank Zappa |
| Album | The Man From Utopia |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Zappa | |
| Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine) | |
| Steve vai (guitar, acoustic guitar) | |
| Ray white (guitar, vocals) | |
| Roy estrada (vocals) | |
| Bob harris (boy soprano) | |
| Ike willis (vocals) | |
| Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals) | |
| Tommy mars (keyboards) | |
| Arthur barrow (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar) | |
| Ed mann (percussion) | |
| Scott thunes (bass) | |
| Chad wackerman (drums) | |
| Vinnie colaiuta (drums) | |
| Craig steward (harmonica) | |
| Dick fegy (mandolin) | |
| Marty krystall (saxophone) | |
| Once upon a time | |
| It was in albuquerque, new mexico | |
| There were these girls that worked at the college | |
| The were really cool... | |
| (they thought so anyway) | |
| The would be delighted to tell you how suave they where | |
| At the drop of a hat | |
| There was three of 'em: | |
| One of them thought she was a beauty queen... | |
| The other one was a walking blow-job | |
| And then there was this skinny girl... | |
| Oh well... | |
| Some of the guys in the band got together | |
| With the girls from the college | |
| They were having a good time... | |
| (we were in alburquerque for a couple of days) | |
| But these girls thought they were hot shit | |
| 'n wouldn't pooch the guys in the band | |
| On the first day, so... | |
| A couple of the guys in the band | |
| Who were desparate for that kind of action | |
| Kept workin' on 'em for two days | |
| (which is a waste of ****in' time anyway...) | |
| So, anyway... | |
| But if that's your idea of a good time, what the hey? | |
| Send those pants up here! | |
| Here's some more! | |
| Okay, good-good! | |
| Traditional cotton...oh, how sweet! | |
| Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh... | |
| Here! work these! | |
| Anyway... | |
| We're in albuquerque, new mexico... | |
| A couple of the guys in the band, who shall go nameless | |
| Because their girlfriends might find out | |
| Decided they were gonna work the wall on these girls | |
| From the college | |
| So, one night...it was the first night | |
| When they were still trying to 'get it in there' | |
| (ya know what i mean? huh-huh-huh-huh...) | |
| The skinny girl, she says to one of the guys in the band | |
| She says, well, to several of the guys in the band | |
| And one of the t-shirt guys too... | |
| "hey! let's go skinny-dipping!" | |
| At two o'clock in the morning at the pool at the hotel | |
| That's right, your heard right, | |
| Two o'clock in the morning, pool at the hotel... | |
| It was so fun... | |
| But the water was very, very cold! | |
| So they go out there and the girl who was really skinny | |
| 'n' probably totally insensitive to climatic changes | |
| Took all of her garments off and she jumped in the pool | |
| And she says, "hey guys! come on in!" | |
| Well, one of them did... | |
| The other one was too smart for that shit | |
| So him and the t-shirt guy say by the edge of the pool | |
| And when the girl who was really skinny | |
| (and insensitive to climatic changes) | |
| Took off her clothes and jumped in the pool | |
| She threw her pants over there by the little table | |
| Well, one of the guys in the band picked up het panties | |
| (he told me later the stuff in the bottom | |
| Was like punching an eclair...) | |
| Anyhow...there was nothing else to do... | |
| It was alburquerque, new mexico | |
| It's two o'clock in the morning... | |
| They're not going to get any nooky anyway... | |
| So this one guy and the t-shirt guy | |
| Started sniffing the girl's panties... | |
| They were sniffing the fudge and sniffing the glue... | |
| Sniffing every 'thing' that adhered to these | |
| Delightful little morsels | |
| (some of you might think this is weird... | |
| No wonder. it's not exactly normal, but | |
| What the ****?) | |
| So, they're snorting it... | |
| (hey! it's the twentieth century... | |
| Whatever you can do to have a good time, let's get on with it, | |
| So long as it doesn't cause a murder...) | |
| So they're snorting the pants | |
| 'n' then they put them on their heads... | |
| They were having a good time... | |
| The girl was in the water...she didn't even see | |
| What was going on with her underpants... | |
| They were wearing the pants | |
| It looked just like a tiny little party hat... | |
| Their ears were sticking out the side...it was so fun | |
| Later on they discovered, | |
| This would make a great way of life for them... | |
| They would go from town to town, looking for panties | |
| They would take the panties after they were hung up | |
| On the clothes line | |
| Later on they would take 'em back in the dressing room | |
| They would play with them... | |
| They would fetish the underpants... | |
| They would snort every little morsel attached | |
| To the underpants...and then...they would feel that | |
| They were fulfilled | |
| And so you can see, | |
| That what we're doing here on stage | |
| Is part of a great american tradition | |
| The tradition of the | |
| Jazz discharge party hats |
| zuo ci : Zappa | |
| Frank zappa guitar, vocals, drum machine | |
| Steve vai guitar, acoustic guitar | |
| Ray white guitar, vocals | |
| Roy estrada vocals | |
| Bob harris boy soprano | |
| Ike willis vocals | |
| Bobby martin keyboards, saxophone, vocals | |
| Tommy mars keyboards | |
| Arthur barrow keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar | |
| Ed mann percussion | |
| Scott thunes bass | |
| Chad wackerman drums | |
| Vinnie colaiuta drums | |
| Craig steward harmonica | |
| Dick fegy mandolin | |
| Marty krystall saxophone | |
| Once upon a time | |
| It was in albuquerque, new mexico | |
| There were these girls that worked at the college | |
| The were really cool... | |
| they thought so anyway | |
| The would be delighted to tell you how suave they where | |
| At the drop of a hat | |
| There was three of ' em: | |
| One of them thought she was a beauty queen... | |
| The other one was a walking blowjob | |
| And then there was this skinny girl... | |
| Oh well... | |
| Some of the guys in the band got together | |
| With the girls from the college | |
| They were having a good time... | |
| we were in alburquerque for a couple of days | |
| But these girls thought they were hot shit | |
| ' n wouldn' t pooch the guys in the band | |
| On the first day, so... | |
| A couple of the guys in the band | |
| Who were desparate for that kind of action | |
| Kept workin' on ' em for two days | |
| which is a waste of in' time anyway... | |
| So, anyway... | |
| But if that' s your idea of a good time, what the hey? | |
| Send those pants up here! | |
| Here' s some more! | |
| Okay, goodgood! | |
| Traditional cotton... oh, how sweet! | |
| Umf... huhhuhhuhhuhhh... | |
| Here! work these! | |
| Anyway... | |
| We' re in albuquerque, new mexico... | |
| A couple of the guys in the band, who shall go nameless | |
| Because their girlfriends might find out | |
| Decided they were gonna work the wall on these girls | |
| From the college | |
| So, one night... it was the first night | |
| When they were still trying to ' get it in there' | |
| ya know what i mean? huhhuhhuhhuh... | |
| The skinny girl, she says to one of the guys in the band | |
| She says, well, to several of the guys in the band | |
| And one of the tshirt guys too... | |
| " hey! let' s go skinnydipping!" | |
| At two o' clock in the morning at the pool at the hotel | |
| That' s right, your heard right, | |
| Two o' clock in the morning, pool at the hotel... | |
| It was so fun... | |
| But the water was very, very cold! | |
| So they go out there and the girl who was really skinny | |
| ' n' probably totally insensitive to climatic changes | |
| Took all of her garments off and she jumped in the pool | |
| And she says, " hey guys! come on in!" | |
| Well, one of them did... | |
| The other one was too smart for that shit | |
| So him and the tshirt guy say by the edge of the pool | |
| And when the girl who was really skinny | |
| and insensitive to climatic changes | |
| Took off her clothes and jumped in the pool | |
| She threw her pants over there by the little table | |
| Well, one of the guys in the band picked up het panties | |
| he told me later the stuff in the bottom | |
| Was like punching an eclair... | |
| Anyhow... there was nothing else to do... | |
| It was alburquerque, new mexico | |
| It' s two o' clock in the morning... | |
| They' re not going to get any nooky anyway... | |
| So this one guy and the tshirt guy | |
| Started sniffing the girl' s panties... | |
| They were sniffing the fudge and sniffing the glue... | |
| Sniffing every ' thing' that adhered to these | |
| Delightful little morsels | |
| some of you might think this is weird... | |
| No wonder. it' s not exactly normal, but | |
| What the ? | |
| So, they' re snorting it... | |
| hey! it' s the twentieth century... | |
| Whatever you can do to have a good time, let' s get on with it, | |
| So long as it doesn' t cause a murder... | |
| So they' re snorting the pants | |
| ' n' then they put them on their heads... | |
| They were having a good time... | |
| The girl was in the water... she didn' t even see | |
| What was going on with her underpants... | |
| They were wearing the pants | |
| It looked just like a tiny little party hat... | |
| Their ears were sticking out the side... it was so fun | |
| Later on they discovered, | |
| This would make a great way of life for them... | |
| They would go from town to town, looking for panties | |
| They would take the panties after they were hung up | |
| On the clothes line | |
| Later on they would take ' em back in the dressing room | |
| They would play with them... | |
| They would fetish the underpants... | |
| They would snort every little morsel attached | |
| To the underpants... and then... they would feel that | |
| They were fulfilled | |
| And so you can see, | |
| That what we' re doing here on stage | |
| Is part of a great american tradition | |
| The tradition of the | |
| Jazz discharge party hats |
| zuò cí : Zappa | |
| Frank zappa guitar, vocals, drum machine | |
| Steve vai guitar, acoustic guitar | |
| Ray white guitar, vocals | |
| Roy estrada vocals | |
| Bob harris boy soprano | |
| Ike willis vocals | |
| Bobby martin keyboards, saxophone, vocals | |
| Tommy mars keyboards | |
| Arthur barrow keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar | |
| Ed mann percussion | |
| Scott thunes bass | |
| Chad wackerman drums | |
| Vinnie colaiuta drums | |
| Craig steward harmonica | |
| Dick fegy mandolin | |
| Marty krystall saxophone | |
| Once upon a time | |
| It was in albuquerque, new mexico | |
| There were these girls that worked at the college | |
| The were really cool... | |
| they thought so anyway | |
| The would be delighted to tell you how suave they where | |
| At the drop of a hat | |
| There was three of ' em: | |
| One of them thought she was a beauty queen... | |
| The other one was a walking blowjob | |
| And then there was this skinny girl... | |
| Oh well... | |
| Some of the guys in the band got together | |
| With the girls from the college | |
| They were having a good time... | |
| we were in alburquerque for a couple of days | |
| But these girls thought they were hot shit | |
| ' n wouldn' t pooch the guys in the band | |
| On the first day, so... | |
| A couple of the guys in the band | |
| Who were desparate for that kind of action | |
| Kept workin' on ' em for two days | |
| which is a waste of in' time anyway... | |
| So, anyway... | |
| But if that' s your idea of a good time, what the hey? | |
| Send those pants up here! | |
| Here' s some more! | |
| Okay, goodgood! | |
| Traditional cotton... oh, how sweet! | |
| Umf... huhhuhhuhhuhhh... | |
| Here! work these! | |
| Anyway... | |
| We' re in albuquerque, new mexico... | |
| A couple of the guys in the band, who shall go nameless | |
| Because their girlfriends might find out | |
| Decided they were gonna work the wall on these girls | |
| From the college | |
| So, one night... it was the first night | |
| When they were still trying to ' get it in there' | |
| ya know what i mean? huhhuhhuhhuh... | |
| The skinny girl, she says to one of the guys in the band | |
| She says, well, to several of the guys in the band | |
| And one of the tshirt guys too... | |
| " hey! let' s go skinnydipping!" | |
| At two o' clock in the morning at the pool at the hotel | |
| That' s right, your heard right, | |
| Two o' clock in the morning, pool at the hotel... | |
| It was so fun... | |
| But the water was very, very cold! | |
| So they go out there and the girl who was really skinny | |
| ' n' probably totally insensitive to climatic changes | |
| Took all of her garments off and she jumped in the pool | |
| And she says, " hey guys! come on in!" | |
| Well, one of them did... | |
| The other one was too smart for that shit | |
| So him and the tshirt guy say by the edge of the pool | |
| And when the girl who was really skinny | |
| and insensitive to climatic changes | |
| Took off her clothes and jumped in the pool | |
| She threw her pants over there by the little table | |
| Well, one of the guys in the band picked up het panties | |
| he told me later the stuff in the bottom | |
| Was like punching an eclair... | |
| Anyhow... there was nothing else to do... | |
| It was alburquerque, new mexico | |
| It' s two o' clock in the morning... | |
| They' re not going to get any nooky anyway... | |
| So this one guy and the tshirt guy | |
| Started sniffing the girl' s panties... | |
| They were sniffing the fudge and sniffing the glue... | |
| Sniffing every ' thing' that adhered to these | |
| Delightful little morsels | |
| some of you might think this is weird... | |
| No wonder. it' s not exactly normal, but | |
| What the ? | |
| So, they' re snorting it... | |
| hey! it' s the twentieth century... | |
| Whatever you can do to have a good time, let' s get on with it, | |
| So long as it doesn' t cause a murder... | |
| So they' re snorting the pants | |
| ' n' then they put them on their heads... | |
| They were having a good time... | |
| The girl was in the water... she didn' t even see | |
| What was going on with her underpants... | |
| They were wearing the pants | |
| It looked just like a tiny little party hat... | |
| Their ears were sticking out the side... it was so fun | |
| Later on they discovered, | |
| This would make a great way of life for them... | |
| They would go from town to town, looking for panties | |
| They would take the panties after they were hung up | |
| On the clothes line | |
| Later on they would take ' em back in the dressing room | |
| They would play with them... | |
| They would fetish the underpants... | |
| They would snort every little morsel attached | |
| To the underpants... and then... they would feel that | |
| They were fulfilled | |
| And so you can see, | |
| That what we' re doing here on stage | |
| Is part of a great american tradition | |
| The tradition of the | |
| Jazz discharge party hats |