The Dangerous Kitchen Lyrics
| Song | The Dangerous Kitchen |
| Artist | Frank Zappa |
| Album | The Man From Utopia |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Zappa | |
| Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine) | |
| Steve vai (guitar, acoustic guitar) | |
| Ray white (guitar, vocals) | |
| Roy estrada (vocals) | |
| Bob harris (boy soprano) | |
| Ike willis (vocals) | |
| Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals) | |
| Tommy mars (keyboards) | |
| Arthur barrow (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar) | |
| Ed mann (percussion) | |
| Scott thunes (bass) | |
| Chad wackerman (drums) | |
| Vinnie colaiuta (drums) | |
| Craig steward (harmonica) | |
| Dick fegy (mandolin) | |
| Marty krystall (saxophone) | |
| The dangerous kitchen | |
| If it aint't one thing it's another | |
| In the middle of the night when you get home | |
| The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy | |
| The meat thing | |
| Where the cats ate trough the paper | |
| The can things with the sharp little edges | |
| That can cut your fingers when you're not looking | |
| The soft little things on the floor that you step on | |
| They can all be dangerous | |
| Sometimes | |
| The milk can hurt you | |
| (if you put it on your cereal | |
| Before you smell the plastic container) | |
| And the stuff in the strainer | |
| Has a mind of its own | |
| So be very careful | |
| In the dangerous kitchen | |
| When the night time has fallen, | |
| And the roaches are crawlin' | |
| In the kitchen of danger | |
| You can feel like a stranger | |
| The bananaes are black | |
| The got flies in the back | |
| And also the chicken | |
| In the dish with the foil | |
| Where the cream is all clabbered | |
| And the salad is frightful | |
| Your return in the evening | |
| Can be less than delightful | |
| You must walk very careful | |
| You must not lean against it | |
| It can get on you clothing | |
| It can follow you in | |
| As you walk to the bedroom | |
| And you take all your clothes off | |
| While you're sleeping | |
| It crawls off | |
| It gets in your bed | |
| It could get on your face then | |
| It could eat your complexion | |
| You could die from the danger | |
| Of the dangerous kitchen | |
| Who the **** wants to clean it? | |
| It's disgusting and dirty | |
| The sponge on the drainer | |
| Is stinky and squirty | |
| If you squeeze it when you wipe up | |
| What you get on your hands then | |
| Could un-balance your glands and | |
| Make you blind or whatever | |
| In the dangerous kitchen | |
| At my house tonight |
| zuo ci : Zappa | |
| Frank zappa guitar, vocals, drum machine | |
| Steve vai guitar, acoustic guitar | |
| Ray white guitar, vocals | |
| Roy estrada vocals | |
| Bob harris boy soprano | |
| Ike willis vocals | |
| Bobby martin keyboards, saxophone, vocals | |
| Tommy mars keyboards | |
| Arthur barrow keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar | |
| Ed mann percussion | |
| Scott thunes bass | |
| Chad wackerman drums | |
| Vinnie colaiuta drums | |
| Craig steward harmonica | |
| Dick fegy mandolin | |
| Marty krystall saxophone | |
| The dangerous kitchen | |
| If it aint' t one thing it' s another | |
| In the middle of the night when you get home | |
| The bread things are all dry ' n' scratchy | |
| The meat thing | |
| Where the cats ate trough the paper | |
| The can things with the sharp little edges | |
| That can cut your fingers when you' re not looking | |
| The soft little things on the floor that you step on | |
| They can all be dangerous | |
| Sometimes | |
| The milk can hurt you | |
| if you put it on your cereal | |
| Before you smell the plastic container | |
| And the stuff in the strainer | |
| Has a mind of its own | |
| So be very careful | |
| In the dangerous kitchen | |
| When the night time has fallen, | |
| And the roaches are crawlin' | |
| In the kitchen of danger | |
| You can feel like a stranger | |
| The bananaes are black | |
| The got flies in the back | |
| And also the chicken | |
| In the dish with the foil | |
| Where the cream is all clabbered | |
| And the salad is frightful | |
| Your return in the evening | |
| Can be less than delightful | |
| You must walk very careful | |
| You must not lean against it | |
| It can get on you clothing | |
| It can follow you in | |
| As you walk to the bedroom | |
| And you take all your clothes off | |
| While you' re sleeping | |
| It crawls off | |
| It gets in your bed | |
| It could get on your face then | |
| It could eat your complexion | |
| You could die from the danger | |
| Of the dangerous kitchen | |
| Who the wants to clean it? | |
| It' s disgusting and dirty | |
| The sponge on the drainer | |
| Is stinky and squirty | |
| If you squeeze it when you wipe up | |
| What you get on your hands then | |
| Could unbalance your glands and | |
| Make you blind or whatever | |
| In the dangerous kitchen | |
| At my house tonight |
| zuò cí : Zappa | |
| Frank zappa guitar, vocals, drum machine | |
| Steve vai guitar, acoustic guitar | |
| Ray white guitar, vocals | |
| Roy estrada vocals | |
| Bob harris boy soprano | |
| Ike willis vocals | |
| Bobby martin keyboards, saxophone, vocals | |
| Tommy mars keyboards | |
| Arthur barrow keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar | |
| Ed mann percussion | |
| Scott thunes bass | |
| Chad wackerman drums | |
| Vinnie colaiuta drums | |
| Craig steward harmonica | |
| Dick fegy mandolin | |
| Marty krystall saxophone | |
| The dangerous kitchen | |
| If it aint' t one thing it' s another | |
| In the middle of the night when you get home | |
| The bread things are all dry ' n' scratchy | |
| The meat thing | |
| Where the cats ate trough the paper | |
| The can things with the sharp little edges | |
| That can cut your fingers when you' re not looking | |
| The soft little things on the floor that you step on | |
| They can all be dangerous | |
| Sometimes | |
| The milk can hurt you | |
| if you put it on your cereal | |
| Before you smell the plastic container | |
| And the stuff in the strainer | |
| Has a mind of its own | |
| So be very careful | |
| In the dangerous kitchen | |
| When the night time has fallen, | |
| And the roaches are crawlin' | |
| In the kitchen of danger | |
| You can feel like a stranger | |
| The bananaes are black | |
| The got flies in the back | |
| And also the chicken | |
| In the dish with the foil | |
| Where the cream is all clabbered | |
| And the salad is frightful | |
| Your return in the evening | |
| Can be less than delightful | |
| You must walk very careful | |
| You must not lean against it | |
| It can get on you clothing | |
| It can follow you in | |
| As you walk to the bedroom | |
| And you take all your clothes off | |
| While you' re sleeping | |
| It crawls off | |
| It gets in your bed | |
| It could get on your face then | |
| It could eat your complexion | |
| You could die from the danger | |
| Of the dangerous kitchen | |
| Who the wants to clean it? | |
| It' s disgusting and dirty | |
| The sponge on the drainer | |
| Is stinky and squirty | |
| If you squeeze it when you wipe up | |
| What you get on your hands then | |
| Could unbalance your glands and | |
| Make you blind or whatever | |
| In the dangerous kitchen | |
| At my house tonight |
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