| Song | Artificial Rhonda |
| Artist | Frank Zappa |
| Album | Thing-Fish |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Zappa | |
| Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) | |
| Steve vai (guitar) | |
| Ray white (guitar, vocals) | |
| Tommy mars (keyboards) | |
| Chuck wild (piano) | |
| Arthur barrow (bass) | |
| Scott thunes (bass) | |
| Jay anderson (string bass) | |
| Ed mann (percussion) | |
| Chad wackerman (drums) | |
| Ike willis (vocals) | |
| Terry bozzio (vocals) | |
| Dale bozzio (vocals) | |
| Napoleon murphy brock (vocals) | |
| Bob harris (vocals) | |
| Johnny "guitar" watson (vocals) | |
| Thing-fish: | |
| Don't look ob'dewlla! it's too horrible! | |
| I b'lieve de mutha****er 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance! | |
| Harry-as-a-boy: | |
| Hey, good-lookin'! | |
| Thing-fish: | |
| See! I told ya! | |
| Harry-as-a-boy: | |
| May I have this dance? | |
| Thing-fish: | |
| Mutha****er barf me right on outa here, an' gag me wit a spoon! | |
| Harry-as-a-boy: | |
| What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? do you come here often? | |
| Thing-fish: | |
| Yow!Harry-as-a-boy: (singing) | |
| I got a girl with a little rubber head | |
| Rinse her out every night just before | |
| I go to bed | |
| She never talk back like a lady might do | |
| An' she looks like she loves it every time | |
| I get through | |
| And her name is | |
| A-r-t-iF-i-c, | |
| I cryA-l, don't be shy! | |
| Artificial rhonda | |
| With the plastic pie | |
| Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face | |
| I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place! | |
| Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack'n | |
| I can poot it, | |
| I can shoot it till it makes her gack! | |
| And her name is | |
| A-r-t-iF-i-c, | |
| I cryA-l, don't be shy! | |
| Artificial rhonda | |
| With the plastic pie | |
| Ensemble:De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid | |
| Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t'bed | |
| He gonna grow up, 'n marry dat trash | |
| Wit a ugly rubber head, an' a 'flateable gash | |
| She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need | |
| He's a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed | |
| De boy wanna 'rhonda', jeffo hisseff! | |
| She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' | |
| She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' | |
| She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' | |
| She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' |
| zuo ci : Zappa | |
| Frank zappa guitar, synclavier | |
| Steve vai guitar | |
| Ray white guitar, vocals | |
| Tommy mars keyboards | |
| Chuck wild piano | |
| Arthur barrow bass | |
| Scott thunes bass | |
| Jay anderson string bass | |
| Ed mann percussion | |
| Chad wackerman drums | |
| Ike willis vocals | |
| Terry bozzio vocals | |
| Dale bozzio vocals | |
| Napoleon murphy brock vocals | |
| Bob harris vocals | |
| Johnny " guitar" watson vocals | |
| Thingfish: | |
| Don' t look ob' dewlla! it' s too horrible! | |
| I b' lieve de mutha er ' bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance! | |
| Harryasaboy: | |
| Hey, goodlookin'! | |
| Thingfish: | |
| See! I told ya! | |
| Harryasaboy: | |
| May I have this dance? | |
| Thingfish: | |
| Mutha er barf me right on outa here, an' gag me wit a spoon! | |
| Harryasaboy: | |
| What' s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? do you come here often? | |
| Thingfish: | |
| Yow! Harryasaboy: singing | |
| I got a girl with a little rubber head | |
| Rinse her out every night just before | |
| I go to bed | |
| She never talk back like a lady might do | |
| An' she looks like she loves it every time | |
| I get through | |
| And her name is | |
| ArtiFic, | |
| I cryAl, don' t be shy! | |
| Artificial rhonda | |
| With the plastic pie | |
| Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face | |
| I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place! | |
| Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack' n | |
| I can poot it, | |
| I can shoot it till it makes her gack! | |
| And her name is | |
| ArtiFic, | |
| I cryAl, don' t be shy! | |
| Artificial rhonda | |
| With the plastic pie | |
| Ensemble: De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid | |
| Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t' bed | |
| He gonna grow up, ' n marry dat trash | |
| Wit a ugly rubber head, an' a ' flateable gash | |
| She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need | |
| He' s a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed | |
| De boy wanna ' rhonda', jeffo hisseff! | |
| She gonna take what he got ' til nothin' be lef' | |
| She gonna take what he got ' til nothin' be lef' | |
| She gonna take what he got ' til nothin' be lef' | |
| She gonna take what he got ' til nothin' be lef' |
| zuò cí : Zappa | |
| Frank zappa guitar, synclavier | |
| Steve vai guitar | |
| Ray white guitar, vocals | |
| Tommy mars keyboards | |
| Chuck wild piano | |
| Arthur barrow bass | |
| Scott thunes bass | |
| Jay anderson string bass | |
| Ed mann percussion | |
| Chad wackerman drums | |
| Ike willis vocals | |
| Terry bozzio vocals | |
| Dale bozzio vocals | |
| Napoleon murphy brock vocals | |
| Bob harris vocals | |
| Johnny " guitar" watson vocals | |
| Thingfish: | |
| Don' t look ob' dewlla! it' s too horrible! | |
| I b' lieve de mutha er ' bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance! | |
| Harryasaboy: | |
| Hey, goodlookin'! | |
| Thingfish: | |
| See! I told ya! | |
| Harryasaboy: | |
| May I have this dance? | |
| Thingfish: | |
| Mutha er barf me right on outa here, an' gag me wit a spoon! | |
| Harryasaboy: | |
| What' s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? do you come here often? | |
| Thingfish: | |
| Yow! Harryasaboy: singing | |
| I got a girl with a little rubber head | |
| Rinse her out every night just before | |
| I go to bed | |
| She never talk back like a lady might do | |
| An' she looks like she loves it every time | |
| I get through | |
| And her name is | |
| ArtiFic, | |
| I cryAl, don' t be shy! | |
| Artificial rhonda | |
| With the plastic pie | |
| Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face | |
| I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place! | |
| Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack' n | |
| I can poot it, | |
| I can shoot it till it makes her gack! | |
| And her name is | |
| ArtiFic, | |
| I cryAl, don' t be shy! | |
| Artificial rhonda | |
| With the plastic pie | |
| Ensemble: De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid | |
| Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t' bed | |
| He gonna grow up, ' n marry dat trash | |
| Wit a ugly rubber head, an' a ' flateable gash | |
| She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need | |
| He' s a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed | |
| De boy wanna ' rhonda', jeffo hisseff! | |
| She gonna take what he got ' til nothin' be lef' | |
| She gonna take what he got ' til nothin' be lef' | |
| She gonna take what he got ' til nothin' be lef' | |
| She gonna take what he got ' til nothin' be lef' |