| Have you heard a single word I've said? | |
| Time to brush the crumbs out of your bed! | |
| Do I want a life of leisure? | |
| What the hell's become of me? | |
| First a tremor,then a seizure, | |
| middle aged lobotomy. | |
| Unrepentant scofflaw on the lam, | |
| layin waste to all the best laid plans. | |
| I swear the gingko's working - in reverse! | |
| C is for the casanova, | |
| Us unglued and never over, | |
| N is for the noose you knotted, | |
| T is for the tears I blotted. | |
| C is Carbon Tetrachloride, | |
| U stands for: I'm standing upright, | |
| N is not for non infectious, | |
| Ts translating little lectures. | |
| Erect the barricade - and call off your crusade! | |
| Don't you point that thing on me! | |
| Theres no such thing as gravity. | |
| I gave you a mountain, you gave me pain, | |
| but... why are the pretty ones always insane? | |
| C is for contamination | |
| Undergoing litigation, | |
| N is never Neverland and | |
| T is for the tramp I am. | |
| Cs committing cunnilingus | |
| U unless the odor lingers, | |
| N is no assembly needed, | |
| T is for the truth mistreated. | |
| Look at all the ugly people, | |
| diggin' holes to pass the time. | |
| Semi spastic weak and feeble, | |
| never ending pantomime. | |
| You come equipped - and be prepared! | |
| A roll of duct tape,a cattle prod and a polygraph machine. | |
| C is for the crumbs you throw me, | |
| U is: You don't even know me, | |
| N is: Not for understanding, | |
| T is: Trust thats too demanding. | |
| C is for the country teaser (look at all) | |
| U is upright in your freezer (the ugly people,) | |
| N is for the end of meaning (never told to) | |
| T is in the tower leaning (pass the time,) | |
| C is on the couch recliner (non-elastic) | |
| U is under ursa minor (weak and feeble,) | |
| N is for no way of no-wing (never ending) | |
| T is for your trip is showing (pain of mind) | |
| - judge me not least | |
| ye be judged thyself | |
| - judge me not least | |
| ye be judged thyself | |
| - judge me not least | |
| ye be judged thyself | |
| Look at all the ugly people | |
| Filling holes to pass the time. | |
| Non-elastic, weak and feeble, | |
| never-ending pantomime. | |
| Do I want a life of leisure? | |
| What the hell is wrong with me? | |
| First a tremor, then a seizure, | |
| then deluxe lobotomy. | |
| C is for contamination, | |
| Undergoing litigation. | |
| N is never Neverland | |
| and T is for the tramp I am. |