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Forgot my alarm; |
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I overslept again |
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Had to shave in a hurry, almost cut off my chin |
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Slipped in the bathtub. |
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I think I broke |
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I my neck |
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My car's out of gas, |
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I forgot to check |
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Going nowhere fast |
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What the heck! |
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Sometimes it feels like |
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I'm living in a movie |
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Acting out a story that's not my own |
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There's drama and action - and random acts of tragedy |
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I don't want to be in this starring role |
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I got to work late - my boss chewed me out |
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Called me "irresponsible"; cleaned out my desk |
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Stopped by the hospice said bye to a friend |
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Found out |
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I had cancer, only six months to live |
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What's the joke? |
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I give! Sometimes it feels like |
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I'm living in a movie |
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Acting out a story that's not my own |
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There's drama and action - and random acts of tragedy |
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I don't want to be in this starring role |
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I can't believe it |
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Bad things are always happening to me |
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Serenity; achieve it |
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Maybe it's not as bad as it seems |
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Pulled over for speeding, |
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I wasn't in the mood |
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Got sprayed with mace; had a bad attitude |
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Talked to my wife, she'd understand |
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Said she was leaving, found another man |
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How can this be? |
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I don't understand! |
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Sometimes it feels like |
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I'm living in a movie |
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Acting out a story that's not my own |
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There's drama and action - and random acts of tragedy |
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I don't want to be in this starring role |
