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A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid ****in Questions |
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A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records |
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Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life |
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Or That I Believe In It |
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Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That |
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I'm Actually Gonna Do It |
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Or That I Believe In It |
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Well Shit If You Believe That |
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Then I'll Kill You |
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You Know Why |
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Cuz I'm A |
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Criminal |
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Criminal |
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You God Damn Right |
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I'm A Criminal |
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Yeah I'm A Criminal |
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Eminem |
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My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge |
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That'll Stab You In The Head |
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Whether You're A Fag Or Lez |
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Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest |
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Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer's Yes |
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Homophobic Nah You're Just Heterophobic |
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Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh |
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That's My Mother****in Balls You'd Better Let Go Of Em |
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They Belong In My Scrotum You'll Never Get Hold Of Em |
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Hey It's Me Versace |
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Whoops Somebody Shot Me |
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And I Was Just Checkin The Mail |
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Get It Checkin The 'male' |
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How Many Records You Expectin To Sell |
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After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail |
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C'mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men |
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Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men |
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Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus |
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Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons |
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Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car |
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And A Prostitute While My Wife's Sick In The Hospital |
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Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher |
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You Can't Reach Me My Mom Can't Neither |
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You Can't Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause |
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I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable |
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And You Ain't Able To Stop These Thoughts |
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You Can't Stop Me From Toppin These Charts |
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And You Can't Stop Me From Droppin Each March |
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With A Brand New Cd For These ****in Retards |
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Duhhh And To Think It's Just Little Ol' Me |
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Mr Don't Give A **** Still Won't Leave |
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Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x |
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I'm A Criminal |
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Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
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To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal |
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But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
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And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
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I'm A Criminal |
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Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
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To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal |
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But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
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And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
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Eminem |
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My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed |
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The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed |
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It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She |
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Don't Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me |
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I'm A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed |
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But How The **** You Sposed To Grow Up When You Weren't Raised |
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So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller |
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My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls Got Larger |
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I Drink Malt Liquor To **** You Up Quicker |
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Than You'd Wanna **** Me Up For Sayin The Word |
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My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral |
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Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk |
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Off Of His Own Employee |
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Now Don't Ignore Me You Won't Avoid Me |
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You Can't Miss Me I'm White Blonde Haired |
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And My Nose Is Pointy |
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I'm The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die |
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In Plane Crashes And Laughs |
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As Long As It Ain't Happened To Him |
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Slim Shady I'm As Crazy As Em |
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Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac's In |
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Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn't Make It Today |
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He's A Little Under The Weather So I'm Takin His Place |
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Mm Mm Mmm Oh That's Dre With An Ak To His Face |
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Don't Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place |
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I Told You Dre You Should've Kept That Thang Put Away |
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I Guess That'll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh |
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I'm A Criminal |
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Interlude Skit |
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Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Mother****er |
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Get The Mother****in Money And Get The **** Up Outta There |
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/Em Aight /I'll Be Right Here Waitin On You |
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Em Aight |
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Yo Em |
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Em What |
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Don't Kill Nobody This Time |
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Em Awwright God Damn **** |
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Whistling How You Doin' |
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Teller Hi How Can I Help You |
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Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl |
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Teller Okay |
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Eminem Put The ****in Money In The Bag Bitch |
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And I Won't Kill You |
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Teller What Oh My God Don't Kill Me |
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Eminem I'm Not Gonna Kill You Bitch Quit Lookin Around |
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Teller Don't Kill Me Please Don't Kill Me |
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Eminem I Said I'm Not Gonna ****in Kill You |
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Hurry The **** Up Boom Thank You |
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Eminem |
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Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It |
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So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It |
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So I'll Be Disguised In It |
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And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It |
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I'll Hide For Five Minutes |
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Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness |
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Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business |
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Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets |
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This Puppy's Lucky I Didn't Blast His Ass Yet |
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If I Ever Gave A **** I'd Shave My Nuts |
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Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck |
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You Mother****in Chickens Ain't Brave Enough |
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To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut |
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Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up |
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To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass |
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And If It's Not A Rapper That I Make It As |
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Bi'ma Be A ****in Rapist In A Jason Mask |
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Chorus 2x |
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I'm A Criminal |
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Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
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To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal |
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But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
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And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
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I'm A Criminal |
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Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
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To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal |
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But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
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And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
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I'm A Criminal |
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Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
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To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal |
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But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
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And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
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I'm A Criminal |
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Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
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To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal |
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But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
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And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
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I'm A Criminal |
