| Song | Criminal |
| Artist | Eminem |
| Album | The Marshall Mathers LP |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
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| [00:04.58] | A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid ****in Questions |
| [00:09.15] | A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records |
| [00:12.47] | Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life |
| [00:17.21] | Or That I Believe In It |
| [00:20.01] | Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That |
| [00:24.12] | I'm Actually Gonna Do It |
| [00:26.25] | Or That I Believe In It |
| [00:28.85] | Well Shit If You Believe That |
| [00:32.52] | Then I'll Kill You |
| [00:34.57] | You Know Why |
| [00:37.24] | Cuz I'm A |
| [00:37.52] | Criminal |
| [00:42.13] | Criminal |
| [00:45.03] | You God Damn Right |
| [00:46.80] | I'm A Criminal |
| [00:51.39] | Yeah I'm A Criminal |
| [00:53.29] | Eminem |
| [00:56.19] | My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge |
| [00:58.43] | That'll Stab You In The Head |
| [00:59.55] | Whether You're A Fag Or Lez |
| [01:00.84] | Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest |
| [01:03.11] | Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer's Yes |
| [01:05.57] | Homophobic Nah You're Just Heterophobic |
| [01:07.91] | Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh |
| [01:10.36] | That's My Mother****in Balls You'd Better Let Go Of em |
| [01:12.55] | They Belong In My Scrotum You'll Never Get Hold Of Em |
| [01:14.99] | Hey It's Me Versace |
| [01:16.29] | Whoops Somebody Shot Me |
| [01:17.49] | And I Was Just Checkin The Mail |
| [01:18.88] | Get It Checkin The 'male' |
| [01:20.12] | How Many Records You Expectin To Sell |
| [01:21.89] | After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail |
| [01:24.44] | C'mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men |
| [01:26.65] | Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men |
| [01:29.62] | Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus |
| [01:31.49] | Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons |
| [01:33.78] | Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car |
| [01:35.95] | And A Prostitute While My Wife's Sick In The Hospital |
| [01:38.62] | Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher |
| [01:40.81] | You Can't Reach Me My Mom Can't Neither |
| [01:43.10] | You Can't Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause |
| [01:45.45] | I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable |
| [01:47.80] | And You Ain't Able To Stop These Thoughts |
| [01:50.12] | You Can't Stop Me From Toppin These Charts |
| [01:52.40] | And You Can't Stop Me From Droppin Each March |
| [01:54.83] | With A Brand New Cd For These ****in Retards |
| [01:57.46] | Duhhh And To Think It's Just Little Ol' Me |
| [01:59.51] | Mr Don't Give A **** Still Won't Leave“ |
| [02:01.51] | Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x |
| [02:01.82] | I'm A Criminal |
| [02:02.53] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
| [02:06.47] | To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal |
| [02:08.27] | But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
| [02:09.58] | And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
| [02:10.87] | I'm A Criminal |
| [02:11.78] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
| [02:14.07] | [To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal |
| [02:15.81] | But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
| [02:18.73] | And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
| [02:19.95] | Eminem |
| [02:20.45] | My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed |
| [02:22.60] | The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed |
| [02:25.04] | It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She |
| [02:27.25] | Don't Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me |
| [02:29.74] | I'm A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed |
| [02:32.25] | But How The **** You Sposed To Grow Up When You Weren't Raised |
| [02:34.59] | So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller |
| [02:36.93] | My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls Got Larger |
| [02:39.25] | I Drink Malt Liquor To **** You Up Quicker |
| [02:41.46] | Than You'd Wanna **** Me Up For Sayin The Word |
| [02:43.96] | My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral |
| [02:46.24] | Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk |
| [02:48.14] | Off Of His Own Employee |
| [02:49.36] | Now Don't Ignore Me You Won't Avoid Me |
| [02:50.96] | You Can't Miss Me I'm White Blonde Haired |
| [02:52.85] | And My Nose Is Pointy |
| [02:53.37] | I'm The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die |
| [02:55.56] | In Plane Crashes And Laughs |
| [02:56.86] | As Long As It Ain't Happened To Him |
| [02:58.43] | Slim Shady I'm As Crazy As Em |
| [03:00.18] | Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac's In |
| [03:02.62] | Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn't Make It Today |
| [03:04.83] | He's A Little Under The Weather So I'm Takin His Place |
| [03:06.98] | Mm Mm Mmm Oh That's Dre With An Ak To His Face(Dre |
| [03:09.43] | Don't Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place |
| [03:11.84] | I Told You Dre You Should've Kept That Thang Put Away |
| [03:14.04] | I Guess That'll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh |
| [03:16.49] | I'm A Criminal |
| [03:17.66] | Interlude Skit |
| [03:20.61] | Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Mother****er(Dre) |
| [03:24.09] | Get The Mother****in Money And Get The **** Up Outta There |
| [03:26.09] | /Em Aight /I'll Be Right Here Waitin On You |
| [03:27.48] | Em Aight(Em) |
| [03:28.12] | Yo Em |
| [03:28.92] | Em What |
| [03:29.58] | Don't Kill Nobody This Time |
| [03:30.97] | Em Awwright God Damn **** |
| [03:36.28] | Whistling How You Doin? |
| [03:40.39] | Teller Hi How Can I Help You |
| [03:40.89] | Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl(Em0 |
| [03:42.42] | Teller Okay |
| [03:43.05] | Eminem Put The ****in Money In The Bag Bitch(Em) |
| [03:45.11] | And I Won't Kill You |
| [03:45.76] | Teller What Oh My God Don't Kill Me |
| [03:47.45] | Eminem I'm Not Gonna Kill You Bitch Quit Lookin Around(Em) |
| [03:49.23] | Teller Don't Kill Me Please Don't Kill Me |
| [03:50.69] | Eminem I Said I'm Not Gonna ****in Kill You(Em) |
| [03:51.59] | Hurry The **** Up Boom Thank You |
| [03:53.90] | Eminem |
| [03:54.34] | Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It |
| [03:56.51] | So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It |
| [03:58.68] | So I'll Be Disguised In It |
| [04:00.05] | And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It |
| [04:02.16] | I'll Hide For Five Minutes |
| [04:03.70] | Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness |
| [04:05.45] | Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business |
| [04:08.56] | Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets |
| [04:10.57] | This Puppy's Lucky I Didn't Blast His Ass Yet |
| [04:12.88] | If I Ever Gave A **** I'd Shave My Nuts |
| [04:15.16] | Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck |
| [04:17.68] | You Mother****in Chickens Ain't Brave Enough |
| [04:19.99] | To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut |
| [04:22.43] | Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up |
| [04:24.52] | To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass |
| [04:27.18] | And If It's Not A Rapper That I Make It As |
| [04:29.25] | Bi'ma Be A ****in Rapist In A Jason Mask |
| [04:31.19] | Chorus 2x |
| [04:31.60] | I'm A Criminal |
| [04:32.43] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
| [04:34.37] | To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal |
| [04:38.98] | And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
| [04:40.69] | I'm A Criminal |
| [04:40.98] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
| [04:45.56] | But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
| [04:48.23] | And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
| [04:50.08] | I'm A Criminal |
| [04:50.78] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
| [04:53.18] | To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal |
| [04:55.42] | But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
| [04:57.73] | And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
| [04:59.50] | I'm A Criminal |
| [05:00.05] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
| [05:02.56] | To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal |
| [05:04.25] | But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
| [05:06.99] | And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
| [05:09.09] | I'm A Criminal |
| [05:11.15] | I'm A Criminal |
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| al: | |
| [00:04.58] | A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid in Questions |
| [00:09.15] | A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records |
| [00:12.47] | Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life |
| [00:17.21] | Or That I Believe In It |
| [00:20.01] | Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That |
| [00:24.12] | I' m Actually Gonna Do It |
| [00:26.25] | Or That I Believe In It |
| [00:28.85] | Well Shit If You Believe That |
| [00:32.52] | Then I' ll Kill You |
| [00:34.57] | You Know Why |
| [00:37.24] | Cuz I' m A |
| [00:37.52] | Criminal |
| [00:42.13] | Criminal |
| [00:45.03] | You God Damn Right |
| [00:46.80] | I' m A Criminal |
| [00:51.39] | Yeah I' m A Criminal |
| [00:53.29] | Eminem |
| [00:56.19] | My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge |
| [00:58.43] | That' ll Stab You In The Head |
| [00:59.55] | Whether You' re A Fag Or Lez |
| [01:00.84] | Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest |
| [01:03.11] | Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer' s Yes |
| [01:05.57] | Homophobic Nah You' re Just Heterophobic |
| [01:07.91] | Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh |
| [01:10.36] | That' s My Mother in Balls You' d Better Let Go Of em |
| [01:12.55] | They Belong In My Scrotum You' ll Never Get Hold Of Em |
| [01:14.99] | Hey It' s Me Versace |
| [01:16.29] | Whoops Somebody Shot Me |
| [01:17.49] | And I Was Just Checkin The Mail |
| [01:18.88] | Get It Checkin The ' male' |
| [01:20.12] | How Many Records You Expectin To Sell |
| [01:21.89] | After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail |
| [01:24.44] | C' mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men |
| [01:26.65] | Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men |
| [01:29.62] | Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus |
| [01:31.49] | Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons |
| [01:33.78] | Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car |
| [01:35.95] | And A Prostitute While My Wife' s Sick In The Hospital |
| [01:38.62] | Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher |
| [01:40.81] | You Can' t Reach Me My Mom Can' t Neither |
| [01:43.10] | You Can' t Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause |
| [01:45.45] | I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable |
| [01:47.80] | And You Ain' t Able To Stop These Thoughts |
| [01:50.12] | You Can' t Stop Me From Toppin These Charts |
| [01:52.40] | And You Can' t Stop Me From Droppin Each March |
| [01:54.83] | With A Brand New Cd For These in Retards |
| [01:57.46] | Duhhh And To Think It' s Just Little Ol' Me |
| [01:59.51] | Mr Don' t Give A Still Won' t Leave" |
| [02:01.51] | Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x |
| [02:01.82] | I' m A Criminal |
| [02:02.53] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
| [02:06.47] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
| [02:08.27] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
| [02:09.58] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
| [02:10.87] | I' m A Criminal |
| [02:11.78] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
| [02:14.07] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
| [02:15.81] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
| [02:18.73] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
| [02:19.95] | Eminem |
| [02:20.45] | My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed |
| [02:22.60] | The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed |
| [02:25.04] | It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She |
| [02:27.25] | Don' t Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me |
| [02:29.74] | I' m A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed |
| [02:32.25] | But How The You Sposed To Grow Up When You Weren' t Raised |
| [02:34.59] | So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller |
| [02:36.93] | My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls Got Larger |
| [02:39.25] | I Drink Malt Liquor To You Up Quicker |
| [02:41.46] | Than You' d Wanna Me Up For Sayin The Word |
| [02:43.96] | My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral |
| [02:46.24] | Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk |
| [02:48.14] | Off Of His Own Employee |
| [02:49.36] | Now Don' t Ignore Me You Won' t Avoid Me |
| [02:50.96] | You Can' t Miss Me I' m White Blonde Haired |
| [02:52.85] | And My Nose Is Pointy |
| [02:53.37] | I' m The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die |
| [02:55.56] | In Plane Crashes And Laughs |
| [02:56.86] | As Long As It Ain' t Happened To Him |
| [02:58.43] | Slim Shady I' m As Crazy As Em |
| [03:00.18] | Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac' s In |
| [03:02.62] | Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn' t Make It Today |
| [03:04.83] | He' s A Little Under The Weather So I' m Takin His Place |
| [03:06.98] | Mm Mm Mmm Oh That' s Dre With An Ak To His Face Dre |
| [03:09.43] | Don' t Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place |
| [03:11.84] | I Told You Dre You Should' ve Kept That Thang Put Away |
| [03:14.04] | I Guess That' ll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh |
| [03:16.49] | I' m A Criminal |
| [03:17.66] | Interlude Skit |
| [03:20.61] | Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Mother er Dre |
| [03:24.09] | Get The Mother in Money And Get The Up Outta There |
| [03:26.09] | Em Aight I' ll Be Right Here Waitin On You |
| [03:27.48] | Em Aight Em |
| [03:28.12] | Yo Em |
| [03:28.92] | Em What |
| [03:29.58] | Don' t Kill Nobody This Time |
| [03:30.97] | Em Awwright God Damn |
| [03:36.28] | Whistling How You Doin? |
| [03:40.39] | Teller Hi How Can I Help You |
| [03:40.89] | Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl Em0 |
| [03:42.42] | Teller Okay |
| [03:43.05] | Eminem Put The in Money In The Bag Bitch Em |
| [03:45.11] | And I Won' t Kill You |
| [03:45.76] | Teller What Oh My God Don' t Kill Me |
| [03:47.45] | Eminem I' m Not Gonna Kill You Bitch Quit Lookin Around Em |
| [03:49.23] | Teller Don' t Kill Me Please Don' t Kill Me |
| [03:50.69] | Eminem I Said I' m Not Gonna in Kill You Em |
| [03:51.59] | Hurry The Up Boom Thank You |
| [03:53.90] | Eminem |
| [03:54.34] | Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It |
| [03:56.51] | So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It |
| [03:58.68] | So I' ll Be Disguised In It |
| [04:00.05] | And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It |
| [04:02.16] | I' ll Hide For Five Minutes |
| [04:03.70] | Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness |
| [04:05.45] | Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business |
| [04:08.56] | Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets |
| [04:10.57] | This Puppy' s Lucky I Didn' t Blast His Ass Yet |
| [04:12.88] | If I Ever Gave A I' d Shave My Nuts |
| [04:15.16] | Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck |
| [04:17.68] | You Mother in Chickens Ain' t Brave Enough |
| [04:19.99] | To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut |
| [04:22.43] | Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up |
| [04:24.52] | To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass |
| [04:27.18] | And If It' s Not A Rapper That I Make It As |
| [04:29.25] | Bi' ma Be A in Rapist In A Jason Mask |
| [04:31.19] | Chorus 2x |
| [04:31.60] | I' m A Criminal |
| [04:32.43] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
| [04:34.37] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
| [04:38.98] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
| [04:40.69] | I' m A Criminal |
| [04:40.98] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
| [04:45.56] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
| [04:48.23] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
| [04:50.08] | I' m A Criminal |
| [04:50.78] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
| [04:53.18] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
| [04:55.42] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
| [04:57.73] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
| [04:59.50] | I' m A Criminal |
| [05:00.05] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
| [05:02.56] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
| [05:04.25] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
| [05:06.99] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
| [05:09.09] | I' m A Criminal |
| [05:11.15] | I' m A Criminal |
| ti: | |
| ar: | |
| al: | |
| [00:04.58] | A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid in Questions |
| [00:09.15] | A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records |
| [00:12.47] | Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life |
| [00:17.21] | Or That I Believe In It |
| [00:20.01] | Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That |
| [00:24.12] | I' m Actually Gonna Do It |
| [00:26.25] | Or That I Believe In It |
| [00:28.85] | Well Shit If You Believe That |
| [00:32.52] | Then I' ll Kill You |
| [00:34.57] | You Know Why |
| [00:37.24] | Cuz I' m A |
| [00:37.52] | Criminal |
| [00:42.13] | Criminal |
| [00:45.03] | You God Damn Right |
| [00:46.80] | I' m A Criminal |
| [00:51.39] | Yeah I' m A Criminal |
| [00:53.29] | Eminem |
| [00:56.19] | My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge |
| [00:58.43] | That' ll Stab You In The Head |
| [00:59.55] | Whether You' re A Fag Or Lez |
| [01:00.84] | Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest |
| [01:03.11] | Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer' s Yes |
| [01:05.57] | Homophobic Nah You' re Just Heterophobic |
| [01:07.91] | Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh |
| [01:10.36] | That' s My Mother in Balls You' d Better Let Go Of em |
| [01:12.55] | They Belong In My Scrotum You' ll Never Get Hold Of Em |
| [01:14.99] | Hey It' s Me Versace |
| [01:16.29] | Whoops Somebody Shot Me |
| [01:17.49] | And I Was Just Checkin The Mail |
| [01:18.88] | Get It Checkin The ' male' |
| [01:20.12] | How Many Records You Expectin To Sell |
| [01:21.89] | After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail |
| [01:24.44] | C' mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men |
| [01:26.65] | Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men |
| [01:29.62] | Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus |
| [01:31.49] | Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons |
| [01:33.78] | Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car |
| [01:35.95] | And A Prostitute While My Wife' s Sick In The Hospital |
| [01:38.62] | Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher |
| [01:40.81] | You Can' t Reach Me My Mom Can' t Neither |
| [01:43.10] | You Can' t Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause |
| [01:45.45] | I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable |
| [01:47.80] | And You Ain' t Able To Stop These Thoughts |
| [01:50.12] | You Can' t Stop Me From Toppin These Charts |
| [01:52.40] | And You Can' t Stop Me From Droppin Each March |
| [01:54.83] | With A Brand New Cd For These in Retards |
| [01:57.46] | Duhhh And To Think It' s Just Little Ol' Me |
| [01:59.51] | Mr Don' t Give A Still Won' t Leave" |
| [02:01.51] | Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x |
| [02:01.82] | I' m A Criminal |
| [02:02.53] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
| [02:06.47] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
| [02:08.27] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
| [02:09.58] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
| [02:10.87] | I' m A Criminal |
| [02:11.78] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
| [02:14.07] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
| [02:15.81] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
| [02:18.73] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
| [02:19.95] | Eminem |
| [02:20.45] | My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed |
| [02:22.60] | The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed |
| [02:25.04] | It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She |
| [02:27.25] | Don' t Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me |
| [02:29.74] | I' m A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed |
| [02:32.25] | But How The You Sposed To Grow Up When You Weren' t Raised |
| [02:34.59] | So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller |
| [02:36.93] | My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls Got Larger |
| [02:39.25] | I Drink Malt Liquor To You Up Quicker |
| [02:41.46] | Than You' d Wanna Me Up For Sayin The Word |
| [02:43.96] | My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral |
| [02:46.24] | Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk |
| [02:48.14] | Off Of His Own Employee |
| [02:49.36] | Now Don' t Ignore Me You Won' t Avoid Me |
| [02:50.96] | You Can' t Miss Me I' m White Blonde Haired |
| [02:52.85] | And My Nose Is Pointy |
| [02:53.37] | I' m The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die |
| [02:55.56] | In Plane Crashes And Laughs |
| [02:56.86] | As Long As It Ain' t Happened To Him |
| [02:58.43] | Slim Shady I' m As Crazy As Em |
| [03:00.18] | Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac' s In |
| [03:02.62] | Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn' t Make It Today |
| [03:04.83] | He' s A Little Under The Weather So I' m Takin His Place |
| [03:06.98] | Mm Mm Mmm Oh That' s Dre With An Ak To His Face Dre |
| [03:09.43] | Don' t Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place |
| [03:11.84] | I Told You Dre You Should' ve Kept That Thang Put Away |
| [03:14.04] | I Guess That' ll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh |
| [03:16.49] | I' m A Criminal |
| [03:17.66] | Interlude Skit |
| [03:20.61] | Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Mother er Dre |
| [03:24.09] | Get The Mother in Money And Get The Up Outta There |
| [03:26.09] | Em Aight I' ll Be Right Here Waitin On You |
| [03:27.48] | Em Aight Em |
| [03:28.12] | Yo Em |
| [03:28.92] | Em What |
| [03:29.58] | Don' t Kill Nobody This Time |
| [03:30.97] | Em Awwright God Damn |
| [03:36.28] | Whistling How You Doin? |
| [03:40.39] | Teller Hi How Can I Help You |
| [03:40.89] | Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl Em0 |
| [03:42.42] | Teller Okay |
| [03:43.05] | Eminem Put The in Money In The Bag Bitch Em |
| [03:45.11] | And I Won' t Kill You |
| [03:45.76] | Teller What Oh My God Don' t Kill Me |
| [03:47.45] | Eminem I' m Not Gonna Kill You Bitch Quit Lookin Around Em |
| [03:49.23] | Teller Don' t Kill Me Please Don' t Kill Me |
| [03:50.69] | Eminem I Said I' m Not Gonna in Kill You Em |
| [03:51.59] | Hurry The Up Boom Thank You |
| [03:53.90] | Eminem |
| [03:54.34] | Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It |
| [03:56.51] | So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It |
| [03:58.68] | So I' ll Be Disguised In It |
| [04:00.05] | And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It |
| [04:02.16] | I' ll Hide For Five Minutes |
| [04:03.70] | Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness |
| [04:05.45] | Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business |
| [04:08.56] | Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets |
| [04:10.57] | This Puppy' s Lucky I Didn' t Blast His Ass Yet |
| [04:12.88] | If I Ever Gave A I' d Shave My Nuts |
| [04:15.16] | Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck |
| [04:17.68] | You Mother in Chickens Ain' t Brave Enough |
| [04:19.99] | To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut |
| [04:22.43] | Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up |
| [04:24.52] | To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass |
| [04:27.18] | And If It' s Not A Rapper That I Make It As |
| [04:29.25] | Bi' ma Be A in Rapist In A Jason Mask |
| [04:31.19] | Chorus 2x |
| [04:31.60] | I' m A Criminal |
| [04:32.43] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
| [04:34.37] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
| [04:38.98] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
| [04:40.69] | I' m A Criminal |
| [04:40.98] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
| [04:45.56] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
| [04:48.23] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
| [04:50.08] | I' m A Criminal |
| [04:50.78] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
| [04:53.18] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
| [04:55.42] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
| [04:57.73] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
| [04:59.50] | I' m A Criminal |
| [05:00.05] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
| [05:02.56] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
| [05:04.25] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
| [05:06.99] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
| [05:09.09] | I' m A Criminal |
| [05:11.15] | I' m A Criminal |