| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 江子修 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 无 |
| [00:04.104] | 外甥（萧清明）： |
| [00:04.854] | 早餐是满满一杯讨厌的牛奶 |
| [00:08.109] | 可爸爸说全部喝完才能补钙 |
| [00:11.106] | 薯片能不能再多吃一袋 |
| [00:14.603] | 不给就耍赖 |
| [00:17.053] | 午饭有颜色超级难看的蔬菜 |
| [00:20.303] | 但妈妈说挑食的孩子不可爱 |
| [00:23.313] | 还罚我今晚电视不给看 |
| [00:26.805] | 明明我很乖 |
| [00:29.122] | 舅舅（草莓BOY）： |
| [00:30.630] | 早上闹钟竟然没把我叫起来 |
| [00:38.374] | 幸亏我跑得比那公交车还快 |
| [00:41.371] | 到学校发现书包忘记带 |
| [00:44.370] | 老师好无奈 |
| [00:47.122] | 无所事事一整天全用来发呆 |
| [00:50.621] | 正想着晚上回家可以看球赛 |
| [00:53.123] | 是谁连累我电视不能开 |
| [00:56.623] | 都是你不乖 |
| [01:01.220] | 外甥（萧清明）： |
| [01:03.969] | 没有了动画片的晚上好难挨 |
| [01:08.471] | 妈妈说钢琴曲要继续练起来 |
| [01:11.470] | 弹十分钟手指就歇菜 |
| [01:14.720] | 混混就过关 |
| [01:17.065] | 舅舅今天对我也不理又不睬 |
| [01:20.051] | 说作业好多转头就把房门关 |
| [01:23.302] | 拜托借口不要这么烂 |
| [01:26.798] | 一眼就识穿 |
| [01:30.549] | 舅舅（草莓BOY）： |
| [01:32.799] | 今天怎么没人愿意陪我打怪 |
| [01:38.301] | 突然间姐夫一推门就走进来 |
| [01:41.299] | 要跟我谈谈早恋的危害 |
| [01:44.800] | 大脑一片空白 |
| [01:47.299] | 是谁跟姐姐瞎掰我被班花甩 |
| [01:50.548] | 傻傻一个人在房间思念成灾 |
| [01:53.051] | 摊上这造谣的小坏蛋 |
| [01:56.549] | 承认我完败 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : jiang zi xiu |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:04.104] | wai sheng xiao qing ming: |
| [00:04.854] | zao can shi man man yi bei tao yan de niu nai |
| [00:08.109] | ke ba ba shuo quan bu he wan cai neng bu gai |
| [00:11.106] | shu pian neng bu neng zai duo chi yi dai |
| [00:14.603] | bu gei jiu shua lai |
| [00:17.053] | wu fan you yan se chao ji nan kan de shu cai |
| [00:20.303] | dan ma ma shuo tiao shi de hai zi bu ke ai |
| [00:23.313] | hai fa wo jin wan dian shi bu gei kan |
| [00:26.805] | ming ming wo hen guai |
| [00:29.122] | jiu jiu cao mei BOY: |
| [00:30.630] | zao shang nao zhong jing ran mei ba wo jiao qi lai |
| [00:38.374] | xing kui wo pao de bi na gong jiao che hai kuai |
| [00:41.371] | dao xue xiao fa xian shu bao wang ji dai |
| [00:44.370] | lao shi hao wu nai |
| [00:47.122] | wu suo shi shi yi zheng tian quan yong lai fa dai |
| [00:50.621] | zheng xiang zhe wan shang hui jia ke yi kan qiu sai |
| [00:53.123] | shi shui lian lei wo dian shi bu neng kai |
| [00:56.623] | dou shi ni bu guai |
| [01:01.220] | wai sheng xiao qing ming: |
| [01:03.969] | mei you le dong hua pian de wan shang hao nan ai |
| [01:08.471] | ma ma shuo gang qin qu yao ji xu lian qi lai |
| [01:11.470] | dan shi fen zhong shou zhi jiu xie cai |
| [01:14.720] | hun hun jiu guo guan |
| [01:17.065] | jiu jiu jin tian dui wo ye bu li you bu cai |
| [01:20.051] | shuo zuo ye hao duo zhuan tou jiu ba fang men guan |
| [01:23.302] | bai tuo jie kou bu yao zhe me lan |
| [01:26.798] | yi yan jiu shi chuan |
| [01:30.549] | jiu jiu cao mei BOY: |
| [01:32.799] | jin tian zen me mei ren yuan yi pei wo da guai |
| [01:38.301] | tu ran jian jie fu yi tui men jiu zou jin lai |
| [01:41.299] | yao gen wo tan tan zao lian de wei hai |
| [01:44.800] | da nao yi pian kong bai |
| [01:47.299] | shi shui gen jie jie xia bai wo bei ban hua shuai |
| [01:50.548] | sha sha yi ge ren zai fang jian si nian cheng zai |
| [01:53.051] | tan shang zhe zao yao de xiao huai dan |
| [01:56.549] | cheng ren wo wan bai |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : jiāng zi xiū |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:04.104] | wài shēng xiāo qīng míng: |
| [00:04.854] | zǎo cān shì mǎn mǎn yī bēi tǎo yàn de niú nǎi |
| [00:08.109] | kě bà bà shuō quán bù hē wán cái néng bǔ gài |
| [00:11.106] | shǔ piàn néng bù néng zài duō chī yī dài |
| [00:14.603] | bù gěi jiù shuǎ lài |
| [00:17.053] | wǔ fàn yǒu yán sè chāo jí nán kàn de shū cài |
| [00:20.303] | dàn mā mā shuō tiāo shí de hái zi bù kě ài |
| [00:23.313] | hái fá wǒ jīn wǎn diàn shì bù gěi kàn |
| [00:26.805] | míng míng wǒ hěn guāi |
| [00:29.122] | jiù jiù cǎo méi BOY: |
| [00:30.630] | zǎo shàng nào zhōng jìng rán méi bǎ wǒ jiào qǐ lái |
| [00:38.374] | xìng kuī wǒ pǎo dé bǐ nà gōng jiāo chē hái kuài |
| [00:41.371] | dào xué xiào fā xiàn shū bāo wàng jì dài |
| [00:44.370] | lǎo shī hǎo wú nài |
| [00:47.122] | wú suǒ shì shì yī zhěng tiān quán yòng lái fā dāi |
| [00:50.621] | zhèng xiǎng zhe wǎn shàng huí jiā kě yǐ kàn qiú sài |
| [00:53.123] | shì shuí lián lěi wǒ diàn shì bù néng kāi |
| [00:56.623] | dōu shì nǐ bù guāi |
| [01:01.220] | wài shēng xiāo qīng míng: |
| [01:03.969] | méi yǒu le dòng huà piān de wǎn shàng hǎo nán ái |
| [01:08.471] | mā mā shuō gāng qín qǔ yào jì xù liàn qǐ lái |
| [01:11.470] | dàn shí fēn zhōng shǒu zhǐ jiù xiē cài |
| [01:14.720] | hùn hùn jiù guò guān |
| [01:17.065] | jiù jiù jīn tiān duì wǒ yě bù lǐ yòu bù cǎi |
| [01:20.051] | shuō zuò yè hǎo duō zhuǎn tóu jiù bǎ fáng mén guān |
| [01:23.302] | bài tuō jiè kǒu bú yào zhè me làn |
| [01:26.798] | yī yǎn jiù shí chuān |
| [01:30.549] | jiù jiù cǎo méi BOY: |
| [01:32.799] | jīn tiān zěn me méi rén yuàn yì péi wǒ dǎ guài |
| [01:38.301] | tū rán jiān jiě fū yī tuī mén jiù zǒu jìn lái |
| [01:41.299] | yào gēn wǒ tán tán zǎo liàn de wēi hài |
| [01:44.800] | dà nǎo yī piàn kòng bái |
| [01:47.299] | shì shuí gēn jiě jie xiā bāi wǒ bèi bān huā shuǎi |
| [01:50.548] | shǎ shǎ yí ge rén zài fáng jiān sī niàn chéng zāi |
| [01:53.051] | tān shàng zhè zào yáo de xiǎo huài dàn |
| [01:56.549] | chéng rèn wǒ wán bài |
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