| Song | The Diary Of Horace Wimp |
| Artist | Electric Light Orchestra |
| Album | The Essential Electric Light Orchestra |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Lynne | |
| Monday (Monday) | |
| Late again today, | |
| He'd be in trouble, though he'd say he was sorry. | |
| He'd have to hurry out - to the bus. | |
| Tuesday (Tuesday) | |
| Horace was so sad, | |
| He'd never had a girl that he could care for. | |
| And if he was late once more, | |
| He'd be out - uh-oh. | |
| Don't be afraid, just knock on the door. | |
| Well, he just stood there mumblin' a-fumblin', | |
| Then a voice from above | |
| Said, "Horace Wimp, this is your life, | |
| Go out and find yourself a wife | |
| (Come on, Horace), | |
| Make a stand and be a man, | |
| And you will have a great life planned!" | |
| (You can do it. | |
| Come on, Horace.) | |
| Wednesday | |
| Horace met the girl. | |
| She was small and she was very pretty. | |
| He thought he was in love, | |
| he was afraid - uh oh. | |
| Thursday | |
| Asked her for a date, | |
| The café down the street, tomorrow evening. | |
| His head was reeling | |
| When she said, "Yes, ok." | |
| Don't be afraid, just knock on the door. | |
| Well, he just stood there mumblin' a-fumblin', | |
| Then a voice from above | |
| Said, "Horace Wimp, this is your life, | |
| Go out and find yourself a wife | |
| (Come on, Horace), | |
| Make a stand and be a man, | |
| And you will have a great life planned!" | |
| (You can do it. | |
| Come on, Horace.) | |
| Friday | |
| Horace, this is it! | |
| He asks the girl if maybe they could marry. | |
| When she says "Gladly," | |
| Horace cries - boo hoo. | |
| Sunday | |
| Everybody's at the church | |
| When Horace rushes in | |
| And says, "Now here comes my wife, | |
| For the rest of my life," | |
| And she did. | |
| Don't be afraid, just knock on the door. | |
| Well, he just stood there mumblin' a-fumblin', | |
| Then a voice from above | |
| Said, "Horace Wimp, this is your wife, | |
| Go out and find yourself a life | |
| (Come on, Horace), | |
| Make a stand and be a man, | |
| And you will have a great life planned!" | |
| (Horace Wimp.) | |
| Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, | |
| Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace. | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday | |
| (Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp)... |
| zuo qu : Lynne | |
| Monday Monday | |
| Late again today, | |
| He' d be in trouble, though he' d say he was sorry. | |
| He' d have to hurry out to the bus. | |
| Tuesday Tuesday | |
| Horace was so sad, | |
| He' d never had a girl that he could care for. | |
| And if he was late once more, | |
| He' d be out uhoh. | |
| Don' t be afraid, just knock on the door. | |
| Well, he just stood there mumblin' afumblin', | |
| Then a voice from above | |
| Said, " Horace Wimp, this is your life, | |
| Go out and find yourself a wife | |
| Come on, Horace, | |
| Make a stand and be a man, | |
| And you will have a great life planned!" | |
| You can do it. | |
| Come on, Horace. | |
| Wednesday | |
| Horace met the girl. | |
| She was small and she was very pretty. | |
| He thought he was in love, | |
| he was afraid uh oh. | |
| Thursday | |
| Asked her for a date, | |
| The cafe down the street, tomorrow evening. | |
| His head was reeling | |
| When she said, " Yes, ok." | |
| Don' t be afraid, just knock on the door. | |
| Well, he just stood there mumblin' afumblin', | |
| Then a voice from above | |
| Said, " Horace Wimp, this is your life, | |
| Go out and find yourself a wife | |
| Come on, Horace, | |
| Make a stand and be a man, | |
| And you will have a great life planned!" | |
| You can do it. | |
| Come on, Horace. | |
| Friday | |
| Horace, this is it! | |
| He asks the girl if maybe they could marry. | |
| When she says " Gladly," | |
| Horace cries boo hoo. | |
| Sunday | |
| Everybody' s at the church | |
| When Horace rushes in | |
| And says, " Now here comes my wife, | |
| For the rest of my life," | |
| And she did. | |
| Don' t be afraid, just knock on the door. | |
| Well, he just stood there mumblin' afumblin', | |
| Then a voice from above | |
| Said, " Horace Wimp, this is your wife, | |
| Go out and find yourself a life | |
| Come on, Horace, | |
| Make a stand and be a man, | |
| And you will have a great life planned!" | |
| Horace Wimp. | |
| Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, | |
| Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace. | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday | |
| Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp... |
| zuò qǔ : Lynne | |
| Monday Monday | |
| Late again today, | |
| He' d be in trouble, though he' d say he was sorry. | |
| He' d have to hurry out to the bus. | |
| Tuesday Tuesday | |
| Horace was so sad, | |
| He' d never had a girl that he could care for. | |
| And if he was late once more, | |
| He' d be out uhoh. | |
| Don' t be afraid, just knock on the door. | |
| Well, he just stood there mumblin' afumblin', | |
| Then a voice from above | |
| Said, " Horace Wimp, this is your life, | |
| Go out and find yourself a wife | |
| Come on, Horace, | |
| Make a stand and be a man, | |
| And you will have a great life planned!" | |
| You can do it. | |
| Come on, Horace. | |
| Wednesday | |
| Horace met the girl. | |
| She was small and she was very pretty. | |
| He thought he was in love, | |
| he was afraid uh oh. | |
| Thursday | |
| Asked her for a date, | |
| The café down the street, tomorrow evening. | |
| His head was reeling | |
| When she said, " Yes, ok." | |
| Don' t be afraid, just knock on the door. | |
| Well, he just stood there mumblin' afumblin', | |
| Then a voice from above | |
| Said, " Horace Wimp, this is your life, | |
| Go out and find yourself a wife | |
| Come on, Horace, | |
| Make a stand and be a man, | |
| And you will have a great life planned!" | |
| You can do it. | |
| Come on, Horace. | |
| Friday | |
| Horace, this is it! | |
| He asks the girl if maybe they could marry. | |
| When she says " Gladly," | |
| Horace cries boo hoo. | |
| Sunday | |
| Everybody' s at the church | |
| When Horace rushes in | |
| And says, " Now here comes my wife, | |
| For the rest of my life," | |
| And she did. | |
| Don' t be afraid, just knock on the door. | |
| Well, he just stood there mumblin' afumblin', | |
| Then a voice from above | |
| Said, " Horace Wimp, this is your wife, | |
| Go out and find yourself a life | |
| Come on, Horace, | |
| Make a stand and be a man, | |
| And you will have a great life planned!" | |
| Horace Wimp. | |
| Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, | |
| Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace. | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, | |
| Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday | |
| Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp... |