| [00:00.000] | 作词 : WillFlow |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : WillFlow |
| [00:02.000] | 编曲 : WillFlow |
| [00:06.948] | Bpm 76 |
| [00:10.942] | 哎哟妈呀 |
| [00:12.697] | 困死 烦死 饿死 WOW 快被你熏死 |
| [00:15.693] | 累死 渴死 热死 WOW 猫猫可爱死 |
| [00:18.941] | 痛死 蠢死 冻死 WOW 这事麻烦死 |
| [00:21.949] | WOW 我昨天去跑步现在 脚痛得要死 |
| [00:25.201] | 困死 烦死 饿死 WOW 快被你熏死 |
| [00:28.450] | 累死 渴死 热死 WOW 猫猫可爱死 |
| [00:31.446] | 痛死 蠢死 冻死 WOW 这事麻烦死 |
| [00:34.698] | WOW 我刚才在汇报方案 紧张得要死 |
| [00:37.693] | 上班 总是比别人晚到半小时（早上好！） |
| [00:40.942] | 先把空调调低 再上位置 |
| [00:44.194] | 看下报纸 随手磕磕瓜子 |
| [00:47.198] | 动动手指 刷朋友圈 每天的新鲜事 |
| [00:50.451] | 朋友家的猫不见了找着了长胖了好可爱的（好得意呀！） |
| [00:53.692] | 代购卖的包上新了降价了收藏了再说（甘便噶！） |
| [00:56.940] | 男神发的自拍国外 超帅不崇洋媚外 |
| [01:00.446] | 同事晒的工作成绩 哼 在我这算个* |
| [01:03.201] | 惊觉手机屏幕映照着自己的样子 |
| [01:06.696] | 才发现早晨没化妆 赶紧照镜子 |
| [01:09.944] | 啪啪啪爽肤水 再举手画个眉 |
| [01:12.951] | 瞪大了眼睛看 抿嘴戴个美瞳黑 |
| [01:16.447] | 精致得就像是小猪佩奇 |
| [01:18.942] | 只可惜办公室里却没有人懂赏析 |
| [01:21.949] | 等到十点半才开始准备开机敲键盘 |
| [01:25.189] | 可没敲两下 就准备提前吃午饭 |
| [01:28.697] | 困死 烦死 饿死 WOW 快被你熏死 |
| [01:31.447] | 累死 渴死 热死 WOW 猫猫可爱死 |
| [01:34.699] | 痛死 蠢死 冻死 WOW 这事麻烦死 |
| [01:37.693] | WOW 脚底下这么多蚊子 钉得我要死 |
| [01:40.942] | 有时大声宣告减肥（我要减肥呀！） |
| [01:43.452] | 只吃青菜 豆腐 白粥 和清汤水 |
| [01:46.446] | 但要说办公室里谁点的外卖最多 |
| [01:49.698] | 呵呵 M记 喜茶 牛肉面 麻辣香锅（最近轻了十斤呀！） |
| [01:53.194] | 喉咙它好痛 柠檬茶都要冰冻 |
| [01:56.201] | 肚子不舒服 吃烧烤就能杀毒 |
| [01:59.196] | 中午空着腹 下午来两份肠粉 |
| [02:02.192] | 吃完肠粉再来份酸笋螺蛳粉 |
| [02:05.439] | Stop |
| [02:06.450] | （粤语）同事话空调冻过头你话点解唔着翻件衬衫 |
| [02:08.447] | 我热到抽筋条颈飚晒汗水仲同我讲你要升温 |
| [02:11.699] | 个遥控系度你要调就自己啰去唔洗问我 |
| [02:14.949] | （普通话）自己穿这么多呆在角落还怪别人在风口！ |
| [02:18.201] | 无病呻吟！ |
| [02:19.198] | 平时最闲的是你 喊最累的还是你 |
| [02:21.197] | 有任务就推走 有好处就捞走 |
| [02:22.694] | 反正不会炒鱿鱼 进来就是等退休 |
| [02:24.944] | 做多做少一个价 |
| [02:26.699] | 年底奖金不会落 |
| [02:28.197] | 我公积金在下降 |
| [02:29.949] | 你的红包却在增长！SO SAD！ |
| [02:31.447] | 只进不出 大家一起吃大锅饭 |
| [02:33.701] | **泛滥 皮球踢踢踢踢谁勤奋谁买单 |
| [02:36.949] | 领导一大队 需求一大堆 真正做事的没几人 |
| [02:39.944] | 业绩一大亏 问责一大锤 砸中的全是贤良忠诚 |
| [02:43.452] | 市场竞争 弱肉强食本是自然法则 |
| [02:46.446] | 不思进取 自己搞死自己 还要我来背锅！ |
| [02:50.440] | 困死 烦死 饿死 WOW 快被你熏死 |
| [02:53.193] | 累死 渴死 热死 WOW 猫猫可爱死 |
| [02:56.701] | 痛死 蠢死 冻死 WOW 这事麻烦死 |
| [02:59.196] | WOW 今天要加班半小时 忙得我要死 |
| [03:02.633] | 困死 烦死 饿死 WOW 快被你熏死 |
| [03:05.883] | 累死 渴死 热死 WOW 猫猫可爱死 |
| [03:09.389] | 痛死 蠢死 冻死 WOW 这事麻烦死 |
| [03:12.142] | WOW 男神晚上约万象城 期待得要死 |
| [03:18.142] | （啊唔得我食得太多了） |
| [03:21.639] | （我唔系话要针对边个） |
| [03:25.133] | （我只系想讲） |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : WillFlow |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : WillFlow |
| [00:02.000] | bian qu : WillFlow |
| [00:06.948] | Bpm 76 |
| [00:10.942] | ai yo ma ya |
| [00:12.697] | kun si fan si e si WOW kuai bei ni xun si |
| [00:15.693] | lei si ke si re si WOW mao mao ke ai si |
| [00:18.941] | tong si chun si dong si WOW zhe shi ma fan si |
| [00:21.949] | WOW wo zuo tian qu pao bu xian zai jiao tong de yao si |
| [00:25.201] | kun si fan si e si WOW kuai bei ni xun si |
| [00:28.450] | lei si ke si re si WOW mao mao ke ai si |
| [00:31.446] | tong si chun si dong si WOW zhe shi ma fan si |
| [00:34.698] | WOW wo gang cai zai hui bao fang an jin zhang de yao si |
| [00:37.693] | shang ban zong shi bi bie ren wan dao ban xiao shi zao shang hao! |
| [00:40.942] | xian ba kong tiao diao di zai shang wei zhi |
| [00:44.194] | kan xia bao zhi sui shou ke ke gua zi |
| [00:47.198] | dong dong shou zhi shua peng you quan mei tian de xin xian shi |
| [00:50.451] | peng you jia de mao bu jian le zhao zhao le zhang pang le hao ke ai de hao de yi ya! |
| [00:53.692] | dai gou mai de bao shang xin le jiang jia le shou cang le zai shuo gan bian ga! |
| [00:56.940] | nan shen fa de zi pai guo wai chao shuai bu chong yang mei wai |
| [01:00.446] | tong shi shai de gong zuo cheng ji heng zai wo zhe suan ge |
| [01:03.201] | jing jue shou ji ping mu ying zhao zhe zi ji de yang zi |
| [01:06.696] | cai fa xian zao chen mei hua zhuang gan jin zhao jing zi |
| [01:09.944] | pa pa pa shuang fu shui zai ju shou hua ge mei |
| [01:12.951] | deng da le yan jing kan min zui dai ge mei tong hei |
| [01:16.447] | jing zhi de jiu xiang shi xiao zhu pei qi |
| [01:18.942] | zhi ke xi ban gong shi li que mei you ren dong shang xi |
| [01:21.949] | deng dao shi dian ban cai kai shi zhun bei kai ji qiao jian pan |
| [01:25.189] | ke mei qiao liang xia jiu zhun bei ti qian chi wu fan |
| [01:28.697] | kun si fan si e si WOW kuai bei ni xun si |
| [01:31.447] | lei si ke si re si WOW mao mao ke ai si |
| [01:34.699] | tong si chun si dong si WOW zhe shi ma fan si |
| [01:37.693] | WOW jiao di xia zhe me duo wen zi ding de wo yao si |
| [01:40.942] | you shi da sheng xuan gao jian fei wo yao jian fei ya! |
| [01:43.452] | zhi chi qing cai dou fu bai zhou he qing tang shui |
| [01:46.446] | dan yao shuo ban gong shi li shui dian de wai mai zui duo |
| [01:49.698] | he he M ji xi cha niu rou mian ma la xiang guo zui jin qing le shi jin ya! |
| [01:53.194] | hou long ta hao tong ning meng cha dou yao bing dong |
| [01:56.201] | du zi bu shu fu chi shao kao jiu neng sha du |
| [01:59.196] | zhong wu kong zhe fu xia wu lai liang fen chang fen |
| [02:02.192] | chi wan chang fen zai lai fen suan sun luo si fen |
| [02:05.439] | Stop |
| [02:06.450] | yue yu tong shi hua kong tiao dong guo tou ni hua dian jie wu zhe fan jian chen shan |
| [02:08.447] | wo re dao chou jin tiao jing biao shai han shui zhong tong wo jiang ni yao sheng wen |
| [02:11.699] | ge yao kong xi du ni yao diao jiu zi ji luo qu wu xi wen wo |
| [02:14.949] | pu tong hua zi ji chuan zhe me duo dai zai jiao luo hai guai bie ren zai feng kou! |
| [02:18.201] | wu bing shen yin! |
| [02:19.198] | ping shi zui xian de shi ni han zui lei de hai shi ni |
| [02:21.197] | you ren wu jiu tui zou you hao chu jiu lao zou |
| [02:22.694] | fan zheng bu hui chao you yu jin lai jiu shi deng tui xiu |
| [02:24.944] | zuo duo zuo shao yi ge jia |
| [02:26.699] | nian di jiang jin bu hui luo |
| [02:28.197] | wo gong ji jin zai xia jiang |
| [02:29.949] | ni de hong bao que zai zeng zhang! SO SAD! |
| [02:31.447] | zhi jin bu chu da jia yi qi chi da guo fan |
| [02:33.701] | fan lan pi qiu ti ti ti ti shui qin fen shui mai dan |
| [02:36.949] | ling dao yi da dui xu qiu yi da dui zhen zheng zuo shi de mei ji ren |
| [02:39.944] | ye ji yi da kui wen ze yi da chui za zhong de quan shi xian liang zhong cheng |
| [02:43.452] | shi chang jing zheng ruo rou qiang shi ben shi zi ran fa ze |
| [02:46.446] | bu si jin qu zi ji gao si zi ji hai yao wo lai bei guo! |
| [02:50.440] | kun si fan si e si WOW kuai bei ni xun si |
| [02:53.193] | lei si ke si re si WOW mao mao ke ai si |
| [02:56.701] | tong si chun si dong si WOW zhe shi ma fan si |
| [02:59.196] | WOW jin tian yao jia ban ban xiao shi mang de wo yao si |
| [03:02.633] | kun si fan si e si WOW kuai bei ni xun si |
| [03:05.883] | lei si ke si re si WOW mao mao ke ai si |
| [03:09.389] | tong si chun si dong si WOW zhe shi ma fan si |
| [03:12.142] | WOW nan shen wan shang yue wan xiang cheng qi dai de yao si |
| [03:18.142] | a wu de wo shi de tai duo le |
| [03:21.639] | wo wu xi hua yao zhen dui bian ge |
| [03:25.133] | wo zhi xi xiang jiang |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : WillFlow |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : WillFlow |
| [00:02.000] | biān qǔ : WillFlow |
| [00:06.948] | Bpm 76 |
| [00:10.942] | āi yō mā ya |
| [00:12.697] | kùn sǐ fán sǐ è sǐ WOW kuài bèi nǐ xūn sǐ |
| [00:15.693] | lèi sǐ kě sǐ rè sǐ WOW māo māo kě ài sǐ |
| [00:18.941] | tòng sǐ chǔn sǐ dòng sǐ WOW zhè shì má fán sǐ |
| [00:21.949] | WOW wǒ zuó tiān qù pǎo bù xiàn zài jiǎo tòng de yào sǐ |
| [00:25.201] | kùn sǐ fán sǐ è sǐ WOW kuài bèi nǐ xūn sǐ |
| [00:28.450] | lèi sǐ kě sǐ rè sǐ WOW māo māo kě ài sǐ |
| [00:31.446] | tòng sǐ chǔn sǐ dòng sǐ WOW zhè shì má fán sǐ |
| [00:34.698] | WOW wǒ gāng cái zài huì bào fāng àn jǐn zhāng de yào sǐ |
| [00:37.693] | shàng bān zǒng shì bǐ bié rén wǎn dào bàn xiǎo shí zǎo shàng hǎo! |
| [00:40.942] | xiān bǎ kōng tiáo diào dī zài shàng wèi zhì |
| [00:44.194] | kàn xià bào zhǐ suí shǒu kē kē guā zǐ |
| [00:47.198] | dòng dòng shǒu zhǐ shuā péng yǒu quān měi tiān de xīn xiān shì |
| [00:50.451] | péng yǒu jiā de māo bú jiàn le zhǎo zháo le zhǎng pàng le hǎo kě ài de hǎo dé yì ya! |
| [00:53.692] | dài gòu mài de bāo shàng xīn le jiàng jià le shōu cáng le zài shuō gān biàn gá! |
| [00:56.940] | nán shén fā de zì pāi guó wài chāo shuài bù chóng yáng mèi wài |
| [01:00.446] | tóng shì shài de gōng zuò chéng jī hēng zài wǒ zhè suàn gè |
| [01:03.201] | jīng jué shǒu jī píng mù yìng zhào zhe zì jǐ de yàng zi |
| [01:06.696] | cái fā xiàn zǎo chén méi huà zhuāng gǎn jǐn zhào jìng zi |
| [01:09.944] | pā pā pā shuǎng fū shuǐ zài jǔ shǒu huà gè méi |
| [01:12.951] | dèng dà le yǎn jīng kàn mǐn zuǐ dài gè měi tóng hēi |
| [01:16.447] | jīng zhì dé jiù xiàng shì xiǎo zhū pèi qí |
| [01:18.942] | zhǐ kě xī bàn gōng shì lǐ què méi yǒu rén dǒng shǎng xī |
| [01:21.949] | děng dào shí diǎn bàn cái kāi shǐ zhǔn bèi kāi jī qiāo jiàn pán |
| [01:25.189] | kě méi qiāo liǎng xià jiù zhǔn bèi tí qián chī wǔ fàn |
| [01:28.697] | kùn sǐ fán sǐ è sǐ WOW kuài bèi nǐ xūn sǐ |
| [01:31.447] | lèi sǐ kě sǐ rè sǐ WOW māo māo kě ài sǐ |
| [01:34.699] | tòng sǐ chǔn sǐ dòng sǐ WOW zhè shì má fán sǐ |
| [01:37.693] | WOW jiǎo dǐ xià zhè me duō wén zi dīng dé wǒ yào sǐ |
| [01:40.942] | yǒu shí dà shēng xuān gào jiǎn féi wǒ yào jiǎn féi ya! |
| [01:43.452] | zhǐ chī qīng cài dòu fǔ bái zhōu hé qīng tāng shuǐ |
| [01:46.446] | dàn yào shuō bàn gōng shì lǐ shuí diǎn de wài mài zuì duō |
| [01:49.698] | hē hē M jì xǐ chá niú ròu miàn má là xiāng guō zuì jìn qīng le shí jīn ya! |
| [01:53.194] | hóu lóng tā hǎo tòng níng méng chá dōu yào bīng dòng |
| [01:56.201] | dǔ zi bù shū fu chī shāo kǎo jiù néng shā dú |
| [01:59.196] | zhōng wǔ kōng zhe fù xià wǔ lái liǎng fèn cháng fěn |
| [02:02.192] | chī wán cháng fěn zài lái fèn suān sǔn luó sī fěn |
| [02:05.439] | Stop |
| [02:06.450] | yuè yǔ tóng shì huà kōng tiáo dòng guò tóu nǐ huà diǎn jiě wú zhe fān jiàn chèn shān |
| [02:08.447] | wǒ rè dào chōu jīn tiáo jǐng biāo shài hàn shuǐ zhòng tóng wǒ jiǎng nǐ yào shēng wēn |
| [02:11.699] | gè yáo kòng xì dù nǐ yào diào jiù zì jǐ luō qù wú xǐ wèn wǒ |
| [02:14.949] | pǔ tōng huà zì jǐ chuān zhè me duō dāi zài jiǎo luò hái guài bié rén zài fēng kǒu! |
| [02:18.201] | wú bìng shēn yín! |
| [02:19.198] | píng shí zuì xián de shì nǐ hǎn zuì lèi de hái shì nǐ |
| [02:21.197] | yǒu rèn wù jiù tuī zǒu yǒu hǎo chù jiù lāo zǒu |
| [02:22.694] | fǎn zhèng bú huì chǎo yóu yú jìn lái jiù shì děng tuì xiū |
| [02:24.944] | zuò duō zuò shǎo yí gè jià |
| [02:26.699] | nián dǐ jiǎng jīn bú huì luò |
| [02:28.197] | wǒ gōng jī jīn zài xià jiàng |
| [02:29.949] | nǐ de hóng bāo què zài zēng zhǎng! SO SAD! |
| [02:31.447] | zhǐ jìn bù chū dà jiā yì qǐ chī dà guō fàn |
| [02:33.701] | fàn làn pí qiú tī tī tī tī shuí qín fèn shuí mǎi dān |
| [02:36.949] | lǐng dǎo yī dà duì xū qiú yī dà duī zhēn zhèng zuò shì de méi jǐ rén |
| [02:39.944] | yè jī yī dà kuī wèn zé yī dà chuí zá zhōng de quán shì xián liáng zhōng chéng |
| [02:43.452] | shì chǎng jìng zhēng ruò ròu qiáng shí běn shì zì rán fǎ zé |
| [02:46.446] | bù sī jìn qǔ zì jǐ gǎo sǐ zì jǐ hái yào wǒ lái bèi guō! |
| [02:50.440] | kùn sǐ fán sǐ è sǐ WOW kuài bèi nǐ xūn sǐ |
| [02:53.193] | lèi sǐ kě sǐ rè sǐ WOW māo māo kě ài sǐ |
| [02:56.701] | tòng sǐ chǔn sǐ dòng sǐ WOW zhè shì má fán sǐ |
| [02:59.196] | WOW jīn tiān yào jiā bān bàn xiǎo shí máng dé wǒ yào sǐ |
| [03:02.633] | kùn sǐ fán sǐ è sǐ WOW kuài bèi nǐ xūn sǐ |
| [03:05.883] | lèi sǐ kě sǐ rè sǐ WOW māo māo kě ài sǐ |
| [03:09.389] | tòng sǐ chǔn sǐ dòng sǐ WOW zhè shì má fán sǐ |
| [03:12.142] | WOW nán shén wǎn shàng yuē wàn xiàng chéng qī dài de yào sǐ |
| [03:18.142] | a wú dé wǒ shí dé tài duō le |
| [03:21.639] | wǒ wú xì huà yào zhēn duì biān gè |
| [03:25.133] | wǒ zhǐ xì xiǎng jiǎng |
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