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I used to ride a big wheel. |
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And sell lemonade. |
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Eat popcorn with Grandpa while we watched a parade. |
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But now I'm only happy when I'm drinkin' J.D. |
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What the hell happened to me? |
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I used to have fun throwing snowballs. |
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With my best friend Billy. |
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Then Mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly. |
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But now I only get excited when I see a girl pee. |
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What the hell happened to me? |
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I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood. |
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I only did the things that Mama said I should. |
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But now I just do whatever I want. |
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I even whipped it out in a restaurant. |
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I used to help clean the park in the middle of town. |
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Then played kickball ' til the sun went down. |
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But now all I do is get VD. |
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What the hell happened to me? |
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It makes no sense. |
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I can't believe I ended up me. |
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I'm outta my gourd. |
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Won't somebody please help me. |
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I'm kind of a wierdo |
