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I'm sit'n in my chair |
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Watching my TV |
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It's not even on |
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But theres plenty for me to see |
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I just lit, some crazy ass shit |
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That my friend overnight mailed to me |
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I'm ****in wasted |
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It's the best shit i ever tasted |
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I think they ****in laced it |
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Cause i'm so damb lambaseted |
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Well my friend came over |
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So i packed him a pipe |
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I told him he better go easy with this shit |
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But he didnt beleave the hype |
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He sparked three bowls just to show he could take it |
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Two minutes later |
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He was playing backgammon naked |
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He's ****en wasted |
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It's the best shit he ever tasted |
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He's lost in ****in spaceted |
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Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted |
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Woah, spent the last two hours |
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Hiding under my bed |
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Cause i looked in the garbage can |
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And i think i saw my uncle louies head |
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I'm ****in wasted |
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Well my friend blew a hit |
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Into my pet birds face |
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The bird laughed histarically |
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And started to moon walk all over the place |
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He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak |
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He looked at the two of us |
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And he started to speak |
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I'm ****in wasted |
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It's the best shit i ever tasted |
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My brains been eraseted |
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Woooah, I'm ****in fried! |
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Now, where sitten in the bath tub |
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Want'n sumpthin to eat |
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I wanted a pizza and the bird said |
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Uh.. pepperoni would be sweet |
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Delivery guy showed up four hours later |
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And handed me his shoe |
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I said we ordered pizza buddy |
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Whats the hells up with you? |
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I'm ****ing wasted |
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It's the best shit i ever ****ing tasted |
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Woaaahhh, ****ing shit |
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I'm way to based.... |
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Ohho no |
