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| [00:02.372] | 策划：江伊望 |
| [00:03.212] | 曲、编、混：司鼓君 |
| [00:04.028] | 神调校：辣男脑丝 |
| [00:04.748] | 星尘：吴承恩 |
| [00:05.732] | 心华：曹雪芹 |
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| [00:29.852] | 剧情的讨论至今没完没休 |
| [00:31.988] | 【PK开始】 |
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| [00:34.460] | 什么天生地养我看纯粹就是没爹娘收 |
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| [00:40.316] | 问题儿童刚出生就去胡搅找抽 |
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| [00:47.756] | 丫的忒闲整天东晃西溜 |
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| [00:55.388] | 弼马温 尔也敢齐天来吼 |
| [00:57.956] | 看到蟠桃立马魄失魂丢 |
| [01:00.068] | 野性未收的猴到底是飞禽走兽 |
| [01:02.924] | 【吴承恩】国公府上工部主事难hold |
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| [01:10.556] | 后宫渣男光懂得虐单身狗 |
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| [01:30.500] | 娘炮一个能打都没有 |
| [01:34.196] | 【中场休息】 |
| [01:43.148] | 【曹雪芹】捣神弄鬼无愧商贾之后 |
| [01:45.596] | 名虽承恩反倒功名难就 |
| [01:48.332] | 七分文章三分前人杂糅 |
| [01:50.156] | 那影视改编我看就活脱脱一场色诱 |
| [01:53.156] | 【吴承恩】茅屋赊酒比谁脸皮厚 |
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| [01:58.148] | 半道弃坑编辑被逼来兜 |
| [02:00.380] | 翻拍却比裹脚布还臭~ |
| [02:03.236] | 【曹雪芹】脂砚斋评何处不见风流 |
| [02:05.372] | 最是伤春当属葬花一首 |
| [02:08.204] | 作者身份哪烦后世考究 |
| [02:10.388] | 美其名曰四人取经三只脚底抹油 |
| [02:13.268] | 【吴承恩】猴哥一声形象风靡全球 |
| [02:16.004] | 西游二字常见各大网游 |
| [02:18.524] | 不像某人百年后还忽悠 |
| [02:21.092] | 考据这饭放得太久容易馊 |
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| [02:26.156] | 林林总总各种花式翻译出糗 |
| [02:28.868] | 逻辑硬伤还篡改时间轴 |
| [02:31.316] | 就几行破诗勉强还算得上对偶 |
| [02:34.004] | 【吴承恩】兜兜转转经常强行剧透 |
| [02:38.996] | 男男女女闲得没事就愁 |
| [02:43.940] | 和气一团各打各小九九 |
| [02:47.636] | 谁有好命投胎那富贵温柔 |
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| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : si gu jun |
| [00:02.372] | ce hua: jiang yi wang |
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| [00:04.028] | shen diao xiao: la nan nao si |
| [00:04.748] | xing chen: wu cheng en |
| [00:05.732] | xin hua: cao xue qin |
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| [00:11.876] | wu cheng en wo shi huai an fu yi qin mian lao sou |
| [00:14.300] | cong hui guo ren ban sheng jin xue bu xiu |
| [00:16.772] | ai kan ba gua mi shi ti bi neng zhou |
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| [00:29.852] | ju qing de tao lun zhi jin mei wan mei xiu |
| [00:31.988] | PK kai shi |
| [00:32.156] | cao xue qin nei ge shu de zhu jue neng bi ni bi xia hou zi hai chou |
| [00:34.460] | shen me tian sheng di yang wo kan chun cui jiu shi mei die niang shou |
| [00:37.964] | duo dong zheng zhuang lian shen dou nan yi zheng jiu |
| [00:40.316] | wen ti er tong gang chu sheng jiu qu hu jiao zhao chou |
| [00:42.740] | wu cheng en wo de chuang yi bie shuo ni mei you tou |
| [00:45.212] | bao yu tong ling za ye shi kuai shi tou |
| [00:47.756] | ya de te xian zheng tian dong huang xi liu |
| [00:49.700] | bei da pi gu hai bu shi heng ji" ou ou" |
| [00:53.012] | cao xue qin yuan fei xing qin hao dai shi huang qi guo jiu |
| [00:55.388] | bi ma wen er ye gan qi tian lai hou |
| [00:57.956] | kan dao pan tao li ma po shi hun diu |
| [01:00.068] | ye xing wei shou de hou dao di shi fei qin zou shou |
| [01:02.924] | wu cheng en guo gong fu shang gong bu zhu shi nan hold |
| [01:05.516] | hou yi cheng xian jing ye ta que hai xiu |
| [01:07.988] | jie jie mei mei dou zhong kan bu zhong liu |
| [01:10.556] | hou gong zha nan guang dong de nue dan shen gou |
| [01:13.004] | cao xue qin wen ming li jie da jia dou yao zun shou |
| [01:15.500] | sui bian dong cu xian de su zhi tai low |
| [01:18.044] | xi tian xian su shui chang sui yi jin dou |
| [01:19.916] | pu sa kuai di shang men hai gan ju jue qian shou |
| [01:23.084] | wu cheng en hu lai he qu gui zu shao ye pai tou |
| [01:25.460] | yu lai yu qu bu zhi na wu de niu |
| [01:28.052] | gan qi shi lai duo dong zui bu dong shou |
| [01:30.500] | niang pao yi ge neng da dou mei you |
| [01:34.196] | zhong chang xiu xi |
| [01:43.148] | cao xue qin dao shen nong gui wu kui shang gu zhi hou |
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| [01:48.332] | qi fen wen zhang san fen qian ren za rou |
| [01:50.156] | na ying shi gai bian wo kan jiu huo tui tui yi chang se you |
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| [01:58.148] | ban dao qi keng bian ji bei bi lai dou |
| [02:00.380] | fan pai que bi guo jiao bu hai chou |
| [02:03.236] | cao xue qin zhi yan zhai ping he chu bu jian feng liu |
| [02:05.372] | zui shi shang chun dang shu zang hua yi shou |
| [02:08.204] | zuo zhe shen fen na fan hou shi kao jiu |
| [02:10.388] | mei qi ming yue si ren qu jing san zhi jiao di mo you |
| [02:13.268] | wu cheng en hou ge yi sheng xing xiang feng mi quan qiu |
| [02:16.004] | xi you er zi chang jian ge da wang you |
| [02:18.524] | bu xiang mou ren bai nian hou hai hu you |
| [02:21.092] | kao ju zhe fan fang de tai jiu rong yi sou |
| [02:23.852] | cao xue qin yao yao guai guai chui chu tian da yin mou |
| [02:26.156] | lin lin zong zong ge zhong hua shi fan yi chu qiu |
| [02:28.868] | luo ji ying shang hai cuan gai shi jian zhou |
| [02:31.316] | jiu ji xing po shi mian qiang hai suan de shang dui ou |
| [02:34.004] | wu cheng en dou dou zhuan zhuan jing chang qiang xing ju tou |
| [02:38.996] | nan nan nv nv xian de mei shi jiu chou |
| [02:43.940] | he qi yi tuan ge da ge xiao jiu jiu |
| [02:47.636] | shui you hao ming tou tai na fu gui wen rou |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : BB jiù xiā BB |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : sī gǔ jūn |
| [00:02.372] | cè huà: jiāng yī wàng |
| [00:03.212] | qū biān hùn: sī gǔ jūn |
| [00:04.028] | shén diào xiào: là nán nǎo sī |
| [00:04.748] | xīng chén: wú chéng ēn |
| [00:05.732] | xīn huá: cáo xuě qín |
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| [00:11.876] | wú chéng ēn wǒ shì huái ān fǔ yī qín miǎn lǎo sǒu |
| [00:14.300] | cōng huì guò rén bàn shēng jìn xué bù xiū |
| [00:16.772] | ài kàn bā guà mì shǐ tí bǐ néng zhōu |
| [00:19.340] | yǒu shuí bù shí dà nào tiān gōng de hóu |
| [00:22.220] | cáo xuě qín wǒ nǎi xuàn fù dá rén zòng qíng shī jiǔ |
| [00:24.740] | zì yòu běi piāo quán jiā dōu shì běi jīng hù kǒu |
| [00:27.260] | bàn shū chū dào de wǒ jiǎn zhí quán mín idol |
| [00:29.852] | jù qíng de tǎo lùn zhì jīn méi wán méi xiū |
| [00:31.988] | PK kāi shǐ |
| [00:32.156] | cáo xuě qín něi gè shū de zhǔ jué néng bǐ nǐ bǐ xià hóu zi hái chǒu |
| [00:34.460] | shén me tiān shēng dì yǎng wǒ kàn chún cuì jiù shì méi diē niáng shōu |
| [00:37.964] | duō dòng zhèng zhuàng lián shén dōu nán yǐ zhěng jiù |
| [00:40.316] | wèn tí ér tóng gāng chū shēng jiù qù hú jiǎo zhǎo chōu |
| [00:42.740] | wú chéng ēn wǒ de chuàng yì bié shuō nǐ méi yǒu tōu |
| [00:45.212] | bǎo yù tōng líng zǎ yě shì kuài shí tou |
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| [00:49.700] | bèi dǎ pì gu hái bú shì hēng jī" ǒu ǒu" |
| [00:53.012] | cáo xuě qín yuán fēi xǐng qīn hǎo dǎi shì huáng qī guó jiù |
| [00:55.388] | bì mǎ wēn ěr yě gǎn qí tiān lái hǒu |
| [00:57.956] | kàn dào pán táo lì mǎ pò shī hún diū |
| [01:00.068] | yě xìng wèi shōu de hóu dào dǐ shì fēi qín zǒu shòu |
| [01:02.924] | wú chéng ēn guó gōng fǔ shàng gōng bù zhǔ shì nán hold |
| [01:05.516] | hóu yǐ chéng xiān jìng yé tā què hái xiū |
| [01:07.988] | jiě jie mèi mei dōu zhōng kàn bu zhōng liú |
| [01:10.556] | hòu gōng zhā nán guāng dǒng de nüè dān shēn gǒu |
| [01:13.004] | cáo xuě qín wén míng lǐ jié dà jiā dōu yào zūn shǒu |
| [01:15.500] | suí biàn dòng cū xiǎn de sù zhì tài low |
| [01:18.044] | xī tiān xiàn sù shuí cháng suí yì jīn dǒu |
| [01:19.916] | pú sà kuài dì shàng mén hái gǎn jù jué qiān shōu |
| [01:23.084] | wú chéng ēn hū lái hè qù guì zú shào yé pài tóu |
| [01:25.460] | yù lái yù qù bù zhī nǎ wū de niū |
| [01:28.052] | gàn qǐ shì lái duō dòng zuǐ bù dòng shǒu |
| [01:30.500] | niáng pào yí gè néng dǎ dōu méi yǒu |
| [01:34.196] | zhōng chǎng xiū xī |
| [01:43.148] | cáo xuě qín dǎo shén nòng guǐ wú kuì shāng gǔ zhī hòu |
| [01:45.596] | míng suī chéng ēn fǎn dào gōng míng nán jiù |
| [01:48.332] | qī fēn wén zhāng sān fēn qián rén zá róu |
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| [01:53.156] | wú chéng ēn máo wū shē jiǔ bǐ shuí liǎn pí hòu |
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| [01:58.148] | bàn dào qì kēng biān jí bèi bī lái dōu |
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| [02:03.236] | cáo xuě qín zhī yàn zhāi píng hé chǔ bú jiàn fēng liú |
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| [02:08.204] | zuò zhě shēn fèn nǎ fán hòu shì kǎo jiū |
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| [02:13.268] | wú chéng ēn hóu gē yī shēng xíng xiàng fēng mǐ quán qiú |
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| [02:23.852] | cáo xuě qín yāo yāo guài guài chuī chū tiān dà yīn móu |
| [02:26.156] | lín lín zǒng zǒng gè zhòng huā shì fān yì chū qiǔ |
| [02:28.868] | luó ji yìng shāng hái cuàn gǎi shí jiān zhóu |
| [02:31.316] | jiù jǐ xíng pò shī miǎn qiǎng hái suàn de shàng duì ǒu |
| [02:34.004] | wú chéng ēn dōu dōu zhuǎn zhuǎn jīng cháng qiáng xíng jù tòu |
| [02:38.996] | nán nán nǚ nǚ xián dé méi shì jiù chóu |
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